Dumb Jokes For Hard Times

[Raw Shark]

Irishman sits down at the bar and orders a pint of Guiness. Sees the guy next to him and says, "Son of a bitch, you look just like me!"

"Son of a bitch, I do!"

"You from Dublin?"

"I am! What neighborhood?"

"Kilarney! What street?"

"Erin!"

Bartender whispers to the barmaid, "Watch out, the Murphy twins are hammered again..."

[muse]

[Raw Shark]

Y'know, the humor on B5 is kind of underappreciated. Sinclair and Garibaldi and Ivanova were all complete assholes sometimes. But then, so am I.

[J]

[Solauren]

Why don't people like fish jokes?

They take to long to reel in.

[Raw Shark]

muse, you're the best

As the proud owner of the Fishing Merit badge (#Eagle Scout) I actually do like fish jokes, but that is because it does take a while and generally involves a shitload of beer, especially if you have to bring a hut and a drill. (#Northman)

So a fish meets a guy one day, and he says, "Hey buddy you want to eat me?"

"Well this ain't a gay bar but I don't want to lie to you."

"Well I know a bigger guy..."

Next thing he knows he's in it with a shark which did not end well for him

[muse]

So a penguin walks into a bar...

Ok, I'm sorry, someone set the bar pretty low for jokes.