Dont try this at home

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-03 06:37pm

I need T-rex hunting maps, a mobile laboratory, a Sky Crane helicopter and Pete Posthelthwaite as a hunting guide.

Haha, and they laughed at my Triassic Park idea at Disney. Gits.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-03 07:01pm

Who wants to join me on a little roadtrip to alter the outcome of the battle at the Kalka?

Oh, and assasinating Batu, just in case.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-03 07:02pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Well, at least that guy didn't train them how to use the 75mm field guns...

*sound of shells whizzing overhead*

Um, maybe I spoke too soon. They're firing them alright, but they DIDN'T AIM THEM RIGHT!

*runs for cover*

Hrm, it looks like they finally learned how to aim...ouch, those Confederate formations are going to hurt...

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-03 07:30pm

What th'....? Alright, I draw the line at giving Robert E. Lee and Grant Power Armor..

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-03 08:58pm

Ooops, it would appear that I accidentally gave the redcoats automatic weapons...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-03 09:03pm

weemadando wrote:Ooops, it would appear that I accidentally gave the redcoats automatic weapons...

Guess the subs and history books I brought make that advantage rather pointless.

Shogoki · Post by **Shogoki** » 2003-04-03 09:14pm

Why has Ned Flanders become the absolute and undisputable master of the universe in 2003?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-03 09:19pm

Shogoki wrote:Why has Ned Flanders become the absolute and undisputable master of the universe in 2003?

*bang* Ned who?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-03 09:37pm

Shogoki wrote:Why has Ned Flanders become the absolute and undisputable master of the universe in 2003?

Don't worry! A little lobotomy and all your worries will go away!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-03 10:28pm

fgalkin wrote:Who wants to join me on a little roadtrip to alter the outcome of the battle at the Kalka?

Oh, and assasinating Batu, just in case.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

What, no takers?

Alright, just tell me what would be good at slaughtering hordes of Mongols?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-03 10:33pm

fgalkin wrote: What, no takers?

Alright, just tell me what would be good at slaughtering hordes of Mongols?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Daisy cutters.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-03 11:05pm

weemadando wrote:Ooops, it would appear that I accidentally gave the redcoats automatic weapons...

Pity that all the militia are now armed with M82A1s

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-03 11:05pm

Lonestar wrote:What th'....? Alright, I draw the line at giving Robert E. Lee and Grant Power Armor..

Dude! We can see a final melee to the death!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-04 01:34am

So, who wants to rig up the 1st Continental Congress for a good ol' LAN party with Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament?

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-04-04 01:37am

how bout we spawn a civilization of Anime Characters, we throw the anime video into the amino acid pool and watch the results

jumps back into my Time-Travelling Delorean and returns to 2003 and everyone is big-eyed with 10 million gallons of blood, mouths who chins don't move.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-04 01:38am

Aaaugh! No! You'll kill us all!

Well, on second thought, those anime chicks in schoolgirl uniforms are cute...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-04 04:47am

Lonestar wrote:Alright, who was the Jackass that gave the Army of Northern VA AK-47's....

Shep & Falk of course

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-04 04:51am

Now I have no idea who gave the Apache gunships to Sitting Bull & Geronimo....

Or why Custer's command was TSLAMED off the face of the earth at the fort.....

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-04 11:52am

Well, the 1st Continental Congress LAN party was a great success, even if Ein wasn't there. George Washington was happily blasting away at the others, and tied with Benjamin Franklin for first place. I wasn't playing, as much as I would have liked to, since somebody had to make sure that nobody brought in some cats to deal with the 'mice'.

As a side effect, the Articles of Confederation now have this clause about "free fragging for all". I'm sure that will puzzle historians.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-04 01:53pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Now I have no idea who gave the Apache gunships to Sitting Bull & Geronimo....

Or why Custer's command was TSLAMED off the face of the earth at the fort.....

Someone sold him a half-working PAC1 battery on the cheap.