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Just a few minutes ago, I fixed our air conditioner, and got it running,
but in the process, I accidentially froze my fingers and released a huge
cloud of gaseous refrigerant.

Seeing as 1 atom of chlorine can destroy 100,000 atoms of ozone in
the upper atmosphere, I'd say I just destroyed a few million feet of
Ozone :shock:

So all you aussies, y'all better slap on some more SPF in the coming years
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Well done, Shep. Now you'll get your global warming.

I hope you have factor 30 at the ready and some shades.
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The hole in the ozone layer is rapidly closing, recently it was split into two smaller parts last I read.
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Damn you Shep you fucker!

Vympel, Crown, Gandalf, ggs, jenat-lai, Mr Flibble and all them will be alright.

But I'm in Tasmania, last stop on the way to Antarctica. I'm sure that Mackey and Spyder will berate you as well you inconsiderate imperialist-capitalist scum!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:The hole in the ozone layer is rapidly closing, recently it was split into two smaller parts last I read.
But that was Before Shep's accident with the air conditioner.

Seriously, it's probably not going to do much, but isn't the gas in the air conditioner hazardous anyway?
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Good. Maybe the hole in the Ozone layer will counteract the impending nuclear winter. You know, since the US is using tactical nukes in Iraq. :shock:
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Good 'ol Shep, the environmentalist.

Anyways, what does this have to do with world politics? :roll:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good 'ol Shep, the environmentalist.

Anyways, what does this have to do with world politics? :roll:
*slaps DGG*

It has everything to do with politics...
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MKSheppard wrote:Just a few minutes ago, I fixed our air conditioner, and got it running,
but in the process, I accidentially froze my fingers and released a huge
cloud of gaseous refrigerant.

Seeing as 1 atom of chlorine can destroy 100,000 atoms of ozone in
the upper atmosphere, I'd say I just destroyed a few million feet of
Ozone :shock:

So all you aussies, y'all better slap on some more SPF in the coming years
Suggestion next time let a professional repairman fix the air conditioner. 8) :lol:
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Good. Maybe the hole in the Ozone layer will counteract the impending nuclear winter. You know, since the US is using tactical nukes in Iraq. :shock:
What tac nukes?
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Montcalm wrote:Suggestion next time let a professional repairman fix the air conditioner. 8) :lol:
It works, and I'm a professional repairman!
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Good. Maybe the hole in the Ozone layer will counteract the impending nuclear winter. You know, since the US is using tactical nukes in Iraq. :shock:
What tac nukes?
It was an allusion to some propogandized (word?) story posted on the boards earlier that said the US was using tactical nuclear weapons. (Read: It was a joke.)
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Good. Maybe the hole in the Ozone layer will counteract the impending nuclear winter. You know, since the US is using tactical nukes in Iraq. :shock:
What tac nukes?
It was an allusion to some propogandized (word?) story posted on the boards earlier that said the US was using tactical nuclear weapons. (Read: It was a joke.)
Where's the story?
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http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=16645

That's the other thread that it was on. :D
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Watch for those EPA guys knocking on your door, Shep. :D
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Did you know that R12 is Latin for 'Liquid Gold' in the US? :)

What used to be 99 cents a can ten years ago is now selling for $30-40 a can.
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Shinova wrote:Watch for those EPA guys knocking on your door, Shep. :D
Like I said, I'm licensed. They can blow me for all I care.
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MKSheppard wrote:Just a few minutes ago, I fixed our air conditioner, and got it running,
but in the process, I accidentially froze my fingers and released a huge
cloud of gaseous refrigerant.

Seeing as 1 atom of chlorine can destroy 100,000 atoms of ozone in
the upper atmosphere, I'd say I just destroyed a few million feet of
Ozone :shock:

So all you aussies, y'all better slap on some more SPF in the coming years
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the FORMATION of Ozone was what stopped the UV light, not the formed Ozone itself. Anyone know if im right about this?
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Actually, while Aussie is hotter, it is NZ that has the worse UV issues.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Just a few minutes ago, I fixed our air conditioner, and got it running,
but in the process, I accidentially froze my fingers and released a huge
cloud of gaseous refrigerant.

Seeing as 1 atom of chlorine can destroy 100,000 atoms of ozone in
the upper atmosphere, I'd say I just destroyed a few million feet of
Ozone :shock:

So all you aussies, y'all better slap on some more SPF in the coming years
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the FORMATION of Ozone was what stopped the UV light, not the formed Ozone itself. Anyone know if im right about this?
You got it backwards. Ozone stops UV, and CFC, released by stuff like air conditioners, destroys ozone.

So ozone forming or ozone already there, both stop UV, though IIRC ozone in low atmosphere is harmful to living things.
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How many years has the air conditioner?
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Glocksman wrote:Did you know that R12 is Latin for 'Liquid Gold' in the US? :)
What used to be 99 cents a can ten years ago is now selling for $30-40 a can.
R-12 is practically impossible to come by these days, but that's not my problem. My home air conditioner uses R-22. Besides, why worry about Shep's air conditioner, my family's 13 year old car has leaked out all it's freon over the winter.
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Glocksman wrote:Did you know that R12 is Latin for 'Liquid Gold' in the US? :)
What used to be 99 cents a can ten years ago is now selling for $30-40 a can.
R-12 is practically impossible to come by these days, but that's not my problem. My home air conditioner uses R-22. Besides, why worry about Shep's air conditioner, my family's 13 year old car has leaked out all it's freon over the winter.
Thats good to hear you`re contributing for the greenhouse effect. 8)
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Shinova wrote:.

So ozone forming or ozone already there, both stop UV, though IIRC ozone in low atmosphere is harmful to living things.
Its quite deadly to humans, I don't believe any other naturally occurring chemical has it beat on that.
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Montcalm wrote:
aerius wrote:
Glocksman wrote:Did you know that R12 is Latin for 'Liquid Gold' in the US? :)
What used to be 99 cents a can ten years ago is now selling for $30-40 a can.
R-12 is practically impossible to come by these days, but that's not my problem. My home air conditioner uses R-22. Besides, why worry about Shep's air conditioner, my family's 13 year old car has leaked out all it's freon over the winter.
Thats good to hear you`re contributing. 8)
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