My girlfriend

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-01 04:01am

If you haven't guessed yet, April Fool's

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-01 06:07am

Morrowind... nice game that. I like redheads better myself in that game... Imperial, Girl, Red Hair with ponytail... and THAT SWORD!!!!!

Gee I havn't played that game since the week my friend and I played it on holiday in January. I fell in love with the girl I made... Her name is Jacinda... though she doesn't exist

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-02 03:57pm

jenat-lai wrote: Gee I havn't played that game since the week my friend and I played it on holiday in January. I fell in love with the girl I made... Her name is Jacinda... though she doesn't exist

You do know that's a little weird right??????

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-02 04:50pm

Darksider wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:Gee I havn't played that game since the week my friend and I played it on holiday in January. I fell in love with the girl I made... Her name is Jacinda... though she doesn't exist
You do know that's a little weird right??????

He's been having girl troubles in real-life. Cut him some slack

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-02 05:23pm

Darth Wong wrote: He's been having girl troubles in real-life. Cut him some slack

I know the feeling

:::: holds head low in shame ::::

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-04-04 02:56am

and what (straight) guy here DOESNT have girl problems??? (not including mike & the other married board denizens -- although that might mean their probs are worse...)

I for one wish I had girl probs... I cant find (a good) one to have problems with!

down here in S. Florida, there are supposedely 8 women to every guy, but every one of those 8 it seems are intent on only 1 out of every 8 men, and ignore the rest!

maybe I just dont have the pheromones or something...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-04-04 04:43am

and what (straight) guy here DOESNT have girl problems???

::raises hand::

It's a drinking problem I have.

That is, I just can't drink my booze fast enough.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-04 06:12am

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:
I for one wish I had girl probs... I cant find (a good) one to have problems with!

Neither can I. That's my problem

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-04-04 08:23am

I used tot hink not having a girl was troublesome.

Then I got a clingy hag who stalked me all day long and who was as ugly as sin.

Now I can't decide which is better, being single or attached.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-04-04 01:22pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I used tot hink not having a girl was troublesome.

Then I got a clingy hag who stalked me all day long and who was as ugly as sin.

Now I can't decide which is better, being single or attached.

thats why i said '(a good)'... ugly, clingy psycho hags are bad....

dammit... since I finished puberty, Ive only been really seriously hit on by girls three times:

1 -- first one I was blindsided to the point of shock by -- she was a friend (and the resulting hesitation on my part -- all 10 seconds of it -- scared her off)

2 -- second was a cute girl who -- next time I saw her -- had turned into a (married) UCPH

3 -- the third was a 15 year old german girl (who I swore was at least 18 she was so hot) which nothing came of because of her age, and the fact that she was going back to germany the next day -- just as well as I was 26 at the time... that could have landed me in jail.

now let me add that every time I take it upon myself to initiate anything, I typically get total dismissal via the following schpiels (in no particular order):
'just wanna be friends'
'Ive already got a boyfriend' (when theyre obviously single & hunting)
'youre too old for me' (from girls merely 2 years younger than I or more)
'youre too young for me' (from girls within 2 years of my age)
'sorry, not my type'
'talk to the hand' (the gesture)
'eeeewwww'
total indifference -- the girl doesnt even acknowkledge my existence

hell... I got more (and more frequent) sexual attention from girls when I was 11 (pre-puberty) than I do now at 32!!!

to top it off I know several guys who literally have girls throwing themselves at them saying 'use me as you will master'!

now you all know why I say I wish I could find a (good) girl to have probs with!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-04 02:48pm

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:['eeeewwww'

When i do work up the courage to ask a girl out that's usually the response i get