[Warning - this thread may contain traces of sarcasm]

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-04 07:34pm

Unfortunately for all of you, I now control the country, thanks
to my contacts in the far-right underground. Using skillful misinformation,
I have made the Black Panthers, the Ku Klux Klan, and the National
Alliance amongst others my willing pawns.

*takes a sip from wine made from the blood of unwed single mothers*

You may watch the overthrow of the Federal Government on your
televisions any moment now...

*cackles evilly*

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-04 07:36pm

MKSheppard wrote:Unfortunately for all of you, I now control the country, thanks
to my contacts in the far-right underground. Using skillful misinformation,
I have made the Black Panthers, the Ku Klux Klan, and the National
Alliance amongst others my willing pawns.

*takes a sip from wine made from the blood of unwed single mothers*

You may watch the overthrow of the Federal Government on your
televisions any moment now...

*cackles evilly*

The Illuminati and the Jewish Banking Cabal are fully at your disposal, Lord Sheppard.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 07:38pm

RedImperator wrote: Damn. Alright, bring me the '96. Now I'm annoyed, though. I shall have to pistol whip Nancy Pelosi again.

But Charles Schumer hasn't been beaten with a rifle but in a while, I think we should take our aggressions out on him, right now, seeing as though we pistol whipped Nancy Pelosi last week.

Bread and water costs money, hippie. She can catch rats if she wants to eat.

Hmm, good point, I didn't think of the money part, duh.

Why rats, though? Meat is too nutritious, althought there is probably some mildew she can scrape from the bottom of the sink.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 07:38pm

MKSheppard wrote:Unfortunately for all of you, I now control the country, thanks
to my contacts in the far-right underground. Using skillful misinformation,
I have made the Black Panthers, the Ku Klux Klan, and the National
Alliance amongst others my willing pawns.

*takes a sip from wine made from the blood of unwed single mothers*

You may watch the overthrow of the Federal Government on your
televisions any moment now...

*cackles evilly*

Bad move Shep if the BlackPanther discover you contacted the KKK they will put your head on a pike

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-04 07:40pm

Montcalm wrote:Bad move Shep if the BlackPanther discover you contacted the KKK they will put your head on a pike

*Laughs*

Unfortunately for all of them, the guns and weapons I supplied to them
all have small charges of C-4 in the hilts - if they displease me, KABOOM!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 07:42pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Bad move Shep if the BlackPanther discover you contacted the KKK they will put your head on a pike
*Laughs*

Unfortunately for all of them, the guns and weapons I supplied to them
all have small charges of C-4 in the hilts - if they displease me, KABOOM!

I hope you did the same for the KKK assholes

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 07:43pm

Durran Korr wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Unfortunately for all of you, I now control the country, thanks
to my contacts in the far-right underground. Using skillful misinformation,
I have made the Black Panthers, the Ku Klux Klan, and the National
Alliance amongst others my willing pawns.

*takes a sip from wine made from the blood of unwed single mothers*

You may watch the overthrow of the Federal Government on your
televisions any moment now...

*cackles evilly*
The Illuminati and the Jewish Banking Cabal are fully at your disposal, Lord Sheppard.

Have the Masons been infiltrated, as well?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-04 07:44pm

Nathan F wrote: Have the Masons been infiltrated, as well?

*gives the Freemason handshake*

Odd, considering that I'm catholic too....

"Bring me the head of every Atheist in America!"

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-04 08:00pm

AAAGH!

This thread has been taken over by rabit Right-Wingers!

Nuke it, NUKE IT!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:04pm

How DARE you suggest that nukes be used!

Hmm.

Not a bad idea....

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-04 08:06pm

Nathan F wrote:How DARE you suggest that nukes be used!

Hmm.

Not a bad idea....

AAAGH!

I've actually aided them!

Nuke the thread! NUKE IT NOW!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-04 08:07pm

fgalkin wrote: AAAGH! I've actually aided them!

Nuke the thread! NUKE IT NOW!

*Sheppard sends hundreds of KKK members to fgalkin's house,
and has them dismember him and prepare his blood for a very
special wine*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-04 08:11pm

THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

ATTACK, MY HIPPIE BRETHREN!

*joins the crowd of stick-wielding, stoned hippies*

ATTACK!

*looks at the guns and heavy armor of the RightWingers*

Shit......

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-04 08:14pm

Coyote wrote:Gondwanaland, AP-- Anti-war protesters today broke new ground when they changed their knee-jerked slogan chant from "No war for Oil" to the more provocative "Bush is a Poo-Poo Head".

Bush probably understood that one better. ( ::Chalks one up for another stupid "Bush is another word for Cunt"-type argument:: )

In other news, a similar movement is planned for pro-war protestors in an attempt to counter rising support for the new anti-war slogans. Demonstrators came from all over the country, some crawling from under the wreckage of the old Enron building, others emerging from the woods in camoflage and orange hats, rifles still in-hand.

The pro-war coalition congregated in Washington DC to start protesting in front of the White House. Before doing so, there was a meeting to discuss what the motto of the movement would be. After hours of deliberation, pro-war coalition leaders changed the rally cry from "This War is Moral" to "This War is Really Moral."

"Those Commie pinko bastards can take their newfangled slogans and shove 'em," said Patty O'Furniture, card-carrying member of the NRA. "We gotst us an adverb!"

Signs were not limited to the official battle cry of the pro-war activists. Among the more creatively inspired slogans were "Save a Towel, Shoot an Arab," and "I was worried my M-16 would start collecting dust. God Bless War."

Politically-motivated signs ran rampant, as well. "I Like Bush," read the sign of a middle-aged woman with short hair who came in on a motorcycle. When asked about her views on the war, she said, "This is a pro-war demonstration? I thought this was the Dykes on Bikes rally!"

What did the anti-war population have to say about this? "That adverb really caught us by surprise," one anonymous protestor said candidly. "But we'll come back again. Future plans include adding words like 'very,' which is an adverb that starts with the letter v."

"We're thinking of a slogan for the use of the word 'very' in our signs," he continued. "So far, all we've got is 'V ain't for Victory. It's for Very.'"

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:14pm

fgalkin wrote:THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

ATTACK, MY HIPPIE BRETHREN!

*joins the crowd of stick-wielding, stoned hippies*

ATTACK!

*looks at the guns and heavy armor of the RightWingers*

Shit......

*brings down the aforementioned nukes on the tree huggers*

Buh bye hippie scum...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-04 08:15pm

fgalkin wrote: *looks at the guns and heavy armor of the RightWingers*

Shit......

[palpatine voice=ON]

Only now, do you see why the Right Wing shall win against the Left Wing,
because we have the guns and firepower, you pitiful young fool.

[palpatine voice=OFF]

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-04 08:16pm

::Joins the hippie stoner attack::

::Lobs generic organic fruit and threatens right-wingers with a slap from his Birkenstock::

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:17pm

*large explosion ensues*

"Alpha Flight to VRWC Armored Corps, you are cleared to go in, be sure to go into NBC lockdown."

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:17pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:::Joins the hippie stoner attack::

::Lobs generic organic fruit and threatens right-wingers with a slap from his Birkenstock::

*Queeb joins the hippies in their nuclear winter*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-04 08:21pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:::Joins the hippie stoner attack::

::Lobs generic organic fruit and threatens right-wingers with a slap from his Birkenstock::

Ah, Queeb, how appropriate.

*Grabs QS and puts him in front, while running the SHIT AWAY*

*Runs*
*Runs even harder*

*looks back at the carnage*

Now that's just not right.

*starts running again*

I WILL BE BACK!
*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 08:24pm

fgalkin wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:::Joins the hippie stoner attack::

::Lobs generic organic fruit and threatens right-wingers with a slap from his Birkenstock::
Ah, Queeb, how appropriate.

*Grabs QS and puts him in front, while running the SHIT AWAY*

*Runs*
*Runs even harder*

*looks back at the carnage*

Now that's just not right.

*starts running again*

I WILL BE BACK!
*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I guess its true what they say "when the going gets tough the tough crap their pants."

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-04 08:25pm

fgalkin wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:::Joins the hippie stoner attack::

::Lobs generic organic fruit and threatens right-wingers with a slap from his Birkenstock::
Ah, Queeb, how appropriate.

*Grabs QS and puts him in front, while running the SHIT AWAY*

*Runs*
*Runs even harder*

*looks back at the carnage*

Now that's just not right.

*starts running again*

I WILL BE BACK!
*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

::Looks around:: What's going on? Where'd everybodyOHMYFUCKINGCHRIST!

boom.

silence.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:26pm

fgalkin wrote: I WILL BE BACK!
*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I'll keep my B-1 fueled and ready to go, just tell me whenever you want to play again.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-04 08:29pm

Nathan F wrote:
fgalkin wrote: I WILL BE BACK!
*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I'll keep my B-1 fueled and ready to go, just tell me whenever you want to play again.

Gah, you!

*Shakes fist angrily*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-04 08:54pm

fgalkin wrote: Gah, you!

*Shakes fist angrily*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Good work, guys, that was a GRADE A+ threadjack!

Now, back to the fragging.