I'm a Born-Again Christian!!!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-01 01:22pm

I too have been saved by the blood of Jesus!

There are a few things I'd like to say now:

All Muslims, Hindus, Buddist, and of course Atheist will go to Hell

Those bastard Jews killed Jesus.

God hates fags

God also hates America

Women should be subservent to me

Galileo was wrong

Gott Mit Uns

Slavery is OK, Jesus said so

Stone all the pork eaters

and PRAISE GOD!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 01:40pm

SirNitram wrote:
Dalton wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

*looks*

*looks some more*

*brain shuts down*

*thud*
Wanking???
It would appear we cured Dalton. Good job, Xalev.

I'm just surprised that a chick can wank.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 01:45pm

Dalton wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wanking???
It would appear we cured Dalton. Good job, Xalev.
I'm just surprised that a chick can wank.

....Maybe I should just shoot him in the head instead.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-01 01:49pm

SirNitram wrote:....Maybe I should just shoot him in the head instead.

Ooh! Ooh! Let me! Let me!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 02:31pm

The reasons it's called wanking is because of the wee sound it makes if you do it on a squeaky bed. Think about it.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 03:50pm

Darth Pounder wrote:The reasons it's called wanking is because of the wee sound it makes if you do it on a squeaky bed. Think about it.

All righty...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-01 04:25pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:
verilon wrote:Remember the gay part?
Heh. Sorry, I keep underestimating their hatred of gays and lesbians. Don't know why, I regulary visit chick.com...

Careful. Your browser will freeze like that.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-04-01 04:27pm

XaLEv wrote:Oh, bah yourself. Eris is obviously superior.

http://www.poee.org/documents/Maui_Boy/ ... lionan.jpg

Thats just a cartoon.

Here, something more real for you:
http://www.lucyryan.com/homepage/links/s3_ffg_aphro.jpg

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-01 08:23pm

Okay, so I'm fine. I'm pagan. =) Well, according to Wixked Pilot, anyways. =)

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-04-02 05:35am

Hmm...since it's after April 1st, and no one's renouned them yet, I suppose these conversions are legitimate. No turning back now...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-02 12:40pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:Hmm...since it's after April 1st, and no one's renouned them yet, I suppose these conversions are legitimate. No turning back now...

Au contraire, mon frere!
SHAMHAM FAROSH! HAIL SATAN!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-02 12:43pm

[coughcough] Mod?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-02 12:45pm

verilon wrote:[coughcough] Mod?

But I wanted the final word in this, damnit!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-02 12:59pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
verilon wrote:[coughcough] Mod?
But I wanted the final word in this, damnit!

Your point being..? SOMEONE LOCK THE THREAD!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-02 01:51pm

I got a dream last night from God, he told me to go back to being an atheist because he doesn't exist after all. Oh well.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-04-03 07:42pm

Good one. April Fool's one day late.
Being born once was enough for me. Besides, it would be really hard on my mother.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-03 09:23pm

XaLEv wrote:Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

*looks*

*looks some more*

*brain shuts down*

*thud*

[P.R. Deltoid]Now, then, XaLEv... I know that you meant to say, "Valkyries are superior!" instead of "Eris," yes? And the rest of us, your friends here know this, yes? The only problem is that now you've got to explain it to --

--her, yes!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-04 12:17am

thats the silliest outfit Ive ever seen.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-04 12:23am

I can't see the image.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-04 12:24am

-considers pic- damn, shes a skeleton!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-04 12:43pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:-considers pic- damn, shes a skeleton!

Really? I've seen pics of much buffer Valkyrie-type chicks, but I didn't want to scare you all...

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-04 01:01pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Oh, bah yourself. Eris is obviously superior.

http://www.poee.org/documents/Maui_Boy/ ... lionan.jpg
Thats just a cartoon.

Here, something more real for you:
http://www.lucyryan.com/homepage/links/s3_ffg_aphro.jpg

For me, Venus is Uma Thurman naked in a seashell in the movie, "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen".

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-04 07:06pm

Ahhh. For me, Freyja is Lena Johannsen in... well, in anything. But preferably out of anything.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-04 07:17pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I too have been saved by the blood of Jesus!

I done got saved bah the Oyyyl o' Val-vo-line! An Ah ain't a-talkin' 'bout mah cuzzin', neither!

There are a few things I'd like to say now:

All Muslims, Hindus, Buddist, and of course Atheist will go to Hell

The used-car salesmen, however, are already in Lodi, California, and are Not To Be Reprieved.

Those bastard Jews killed Jesus.

No, it was Lee Harvey Oswald. Lee Harvey Oswald is automatically suspect in any high-profile murder pre-1997. But there was a second gunman... wasn't me wasn't me

God hates fags

Which explains why Sonny Bono ended up with Cher, and John Lennon with Yoko Ono. Punishments from an Angry God.

God also hates America

Then Janet Reno was a sign...!

Women should be subservent to me

Since I am also "me", I agree with me. Complete-ly.

Galileo was wrong

On so many levels.

Gott Mit Uns

Und Keine Eier

Slavery is OK, Jesus said so

Only after I beat him for mouthing off...

Stone all the pork eaters

And don't forget to pork all the stone-eaters.

and PRAISE GOD!!![/quote]

Yeah, do that. Makes me feel good.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 07:54pm

I was a catholic christian but i`m feeling much better now