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Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.

This concludes this public service announcement.
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You...you take tha' back...you..shlimey...shunuva... *collapses*
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RedImperator wrote:Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.

This concludes this public service announcement.
Uh oh, I can foresee a lock in this thread's near future...
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Ook, drunken posts ahoy! ibtl ;)
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This thread isn't as think as you spam it is.
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Just don't sleep on your back.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Just don't sleep on your back.
I intend to take care of my vomiting before I go to sleep. But thanks for the advice.
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Let's see, who said this?

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Crayz9000 wrote:Let's see, who said this?

"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
No, you have to say, "Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!~hic"
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"SPEEDING?! I'm too DRUNK to be speeding!"
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"I gotta race like a piss-horse."
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

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jmac wrote:99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

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ROTFLMAO! That's fucking hilarious
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On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:

"Homer no function beer well without."
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JediNeophyte wrote:On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:

"Homer no function beer well without."
"No beer and no TV make Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!"
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Homer : "You see, a woman is like a beer (chugs beer), because you NEED
MORE THAN ONE BEER!...(later, now dead drunk)...so I told him,
yeah, I'll get you your money, ya big baloney, you make me wanna
puke! Ar..ah..gak..(now incoherent, passes out)."
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Okay, please list the exact times you will be posting drunk.

As for me, I don't find a point in getting drunk, when I can just say stupid stuff, stagger around places, and hit on women my mother's age without alcohol.
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I am absolutely WASTED. I got me a bottle of Scotch, got me some ice, and went to town. I tried to watch Aliens, but I think I wound up watching Gladiator instead. It's all goog though, watching maximus slice shit up is fuckin' cool.
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Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.

God bless the Internet.

(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)
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RedImperator wrote:Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.

God bless the Internet.

(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)
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Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
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RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
You had better share it.
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Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)
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Dalton wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
You had better share it.
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)
heh, that happens regularly to me. odd.
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