I'm pretty drunk

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-04 10:53pm

Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.

This concludes this public service announcement.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-04 10:57pm

You...you take tha' back...you..shlimey...shunuva... *collapses*

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-04 10:58pm

RedImperator wrote:Just so you know. Please excuse any idiotic posts I make tonight.

This concludes this public service announcement.

Uh oh, I can foresee a lock in this thread's near future...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-04 11:01pm

Ook, drunken posts ahoy! ibtl ;)

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-04 11:05pm

This thread isn't as think as you spam it is.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-04 11:05pm

Just don't sleep on your back.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-04 11:07pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Just don't sleep on your back.

I intend to take care of my vomiting before I go to sleep. But thanks for the advice.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-04 11:07pm

Let's see, who said this?

"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 11:08pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Let's see, who said this?

"I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

No, you have to say, "Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!~hic"

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-04 11:09pm

"SPEEDING?! I'm too DRUNK to be speeding!"

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-04 11:10pm

"I gotta race like a piss-horse."

J · Post by J » 2003-04-04 11:10pm

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-04 11:12pm

jmac wrote:99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

ROTFLMAO! That's fucking hilarious

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-04 11:43pm

On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:

"Homer no function beer well without."

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-04 11:46pm

JediNeophyte wrote:On the subject of jumbling up sentences in relation to alcohol:

"Homer no function beer well without."

"No beer and no TV make Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!"

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 11:51pm

Homer : "You see, a woman is like a beer (chugs beer), because you NEED
MORE THAN ONE BEER!...(later, now dead drunk)...so I told him,
yeah, I'll get you your money, ya big baloney, you make me wanna
puke! Ar..ah..gak..(now incoherent, passes out)."

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-05 12:18am

Okay, please list the exact times you will be posting drunk.

As for me, I don't find a point in getting drunk, when I can just say stupid stuff, stagger around places, and hit on women my mother's age without alcohol.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-04-05 12:27am

I am absolutely WASTED. I got me a bottle of Scotch, got me some ice, and went to town. I tried to watch Aliens, but I think I wound up watching Gladiator instead. It's all goog though, watching maximus slice shit up is fuckin' cool.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-05 12:54am

Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.

God bless the Internet.

(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-05 12:55am

RedImperator wrote:Holy shit. I just discovered some really great hardcore lesbian porn on my hard drive I never knew I had. I must have had it in my Kazaa download queue and forgotten about it.

God bless the Internet.

(This is pretty off topic for this thread, but I figured Dalton would get mad at me if I started a whole new thread for it, and it's my thread anyway, so nyah)

Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-05 12:58am

Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.

There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-05 01:02am

RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.

You had better share it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-05 01:06am

Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-05 01:07am

Dalton wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Dalton wrote:Hardcore lesbo porn is always good.
There's like 15 parts to this shit.

Oh wow. They just broke out the double-ended dildo. I'm going to sign off SD.net now, because I'm no good at one-handed typing.
You had better share it.

Indeed!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 01:11am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Posting while inhebriated? Pfft... it's much more fun to chat with someone who is smashed and/or stoned... especially when they start talking about their hands... (true story)

heh, that happens regularly to me. odd.

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