Someone please kill B and B please......

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-04-05 01:55am

http://www.st-hypertext.com/misc/tv/st-reality.html

The report im about to say will cause a massive neural shut down.....

Berman and Braga are planning a 2nd season cliff hanger that will center around the Enterprise crew time travelling to the 21th century.... Hold on before you say Ho'Hum... Heres the premise....

This will actually be a tie-in to a reality series called Star Trek: franchises, This will be part American Idol, Part Survivor, Part Big Brother...... This will center on the search for actors to star in a ST IV series to premire on the 10th anniversary of the premire of Voyager....

3 things will happen if this comes through......

A Tomohawk missile launched from Vandenberg AFB will "Accidentally" land on the offices of B and B.

A Mini-Nuke will "Accidentally" trip and cause a massive 1.7 kiloton explosion that will eliminate Paramount...

Gene Roddenberry will come out of his grave and haunt paramount, causing accidents including Berman and Braga accidentally getting hit by an Oil tanker that crash into Paramount....Eliminating UPN, Bragatrek and enterprise.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-05 01:59am

Somebody please travel back in time and somehow prevent B&B from ever getting any control over Star Trek.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-04-05 02:00am

Look at the date on the article.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-04-05 03:54am

Smoked by a April Fools joke 4 days later.......*chuckles*
Thing is I keep waiting for something like that to happen , and given the current state of Trekdom , I wouldn't put anything past B&B......

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-04-05 10:42pm

whoooo.....

thought i was gonna hav'ta kill someone...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-06 04:10am

That would actually have been a good thing, it could have hastened the death of trek.

Marc Xavier · Post by **Marc Xavier** » 2003-04-06 04:12am

Given the state of the Trek franchise, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if they pulled something like that.

Ah, I miss the good old days.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-06 09:42am

Marc Xavier wrote:Given the state of the Trek franchise, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if they pulled something like that.

Ah, I miss the good old days.

I agree. This would seem the kind of idea B&B would have.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-04-07 09:02pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Somebody please travel back in time and somehow prevent B&B from ever getting any control over Star Trek.

Or preventing them from ever being born would be even better.

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