I'm a Born-Again Christian!!!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-05 05:56am

Dalton wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wanking???
It would appear we cured Dalton. Good job, Xalev.
I'm just surprised that a chick can wank.

Why would a woman want to masturbate? Sex is supposed to be painful for women! Castrate her!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-05 06:09am

innerbrat wrote: Why would a woman want to masturbate? Sex is supposed to be painful for women! Castrate her!

What's that sound I hear? Why it's the *tink tink* of a bouncing Apple of Discord.

*sits back with a bucket of popcorn as the fundies fall upon each other like starving beasts*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-05 10:54pm

innerbrat wrote: Why would a woman want to masturbate? Sex is supposed to be painful for women! Castrate her!

masochist huh? If you want pain, try anal fisting without lube.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-05 11:07pm

And not only that, but fist her up her ass!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-05 11:10pm

Connor's and Superman's response sound like someone who recommends a decapitation and the other guy goes "No way, Axe the head!!!"

Could be bad timing...could be odd posting but funny nonetheless.