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There's some weirdo on the PHPBB bulletin boards and he's ... well, just look for yourself:
rgjimenez on phpBB forums wrote:The being the neutrinos energetizados leptons, that therefore cannot be it of masas;y to the returned salary to conceive the divine and material structures of another form, I am myself forced to initiate these writings again, with new title also, because God creates the matter and antimatter, remaining kinetic energy and antienergy, to the pair that static. Cáceres, 5 of April of the 2003
And later on ...
rgjimenez on phpBB forums wrote:Writing in which one affirms that the masses are subkinetic subenergies whose creative spaces are nuclear energies, leptons or neutrinos, and neutrinos, leptons or energies periféricas;y the subkinetic antimasses subantienergías, whose creative subspaces are antineutrinos, antileptons or peripheral antienergies, and antienergies, antileptons or antineutrins. The universe, and therefore God, explains 1)por and by means of the equation of Einstein (E?mc2), and 2)por and by means of cogifts of quarks and antiquarks, that will give origin to the four structures of which we will speak in the following chapter. God is thus creative of the matter and antimatter, remaining 1)como material or antimaterial subspaces, and 2)como atomic or universal spaces. Only we have left to find out how autocrea God, although always I have intuited that autocrea or autogenerates being energy and antienergy at the same time, coexisting in which we finished calling atomic or universal spaces. Once created God he is already eternal, because to all expansive universe, that loses power density to gain extension, happens a implosivo universe, that loses extension to recover the lost power density, and to later return to be universal expansive. This God is very different from invented by the man, and therefore nonexistent, while this one is only the existing one, and only existente:la energy. God, creator I. - God, creator of the matter and the antimatter I have always thought that equation of relativity of Einstein allowed to understand and to include/understand to God, which always I have interpreted and conceived like energía.Pero blinded by also the truth from which the matter and antimatter come from cogifts of quarks or antiquarks, respectively, had forgotten the equation Einstein, until I intuited yesterday that the neutrinos are energetizados leptons, divine therefore, reason why they cannot be leptons of the matter, nor antileptons of the antimatter, as soon as energetizados:sí they are unions of masses and antimasses, of matter or antimatter therefore, as soon as masses and antimasses, that also son.Pero I am going to make appear to them only in energy that mass. It has forced to me to return to the equation of Einstein, because the energies continue being kinetic, antikinetic and static, the kinetic one continues being creative subspace of the matter, the antikinetic creative subspace of the antimatter, and the static atomic space, and therefore universal and subuniversal, but matter and antimatter no longer must be considered subenergies kinetic or antikinetic, but rather energies divided by the square of the speed of the light that we know, that is the one of hydrogen, because in fact all the leptons emit material light, and all the neutrinos divine light, energetizada light, that it wanted to also identify with that we would call mental light also.
Question: what drugs is he on?
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Darth Wong wrote: Question: what drugs is he on?
I think he's mainlining the smoke you get from burning LSD, BZ and heroin in a pile of Ritalin.
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...the hell?

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What? You didn't understand that? He's saying that the nice people in the white uniforms let him play of the computer today and that he finally gets to use some of the words he's seen in Popular Science while on the toilet.
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Somebody set us up the crank.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Question: what drugs is he on?
I think he's mainlining the smoke you get from burning LSD, BZ and heroin in a pile of Ritalin.
Nah, sounds more like brain damage from sniffing diesel fuel and paint thinner.
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aerius wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Question: what drugs is he on?
I think he's mainlining the smoke you get from burning LSD, BZ and heroin in a pile of Ritalin.
Nah, sounds more like brain damage from sniffing diesel fuel and paint thinner.
Pfft more like a crayon straight up to the noodle.
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Wong said a bad word.
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Knowing this guy like I do, not at all, I'd say it was a combination of blunt force trauma to the skull and reality TV as well as a couple of hours of Rush Limbaugh. That's enough to completely destroy all logic faculties.
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Looks like he's watched Star Trek and the 700 Club for a week straight with his eyes taped open.
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I'm guessing that you ran this through a translator of some sort?
Anyway, the guy is certainly a master of technobabble. The only problem is that, once I see God mentioned as a driving mechanism for anything, I tune out and declare it as pseudoscientific bullshit.
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Darth Wong wrote:Question: what drugs is he on?
I don't know but I want some. :mrgreen:
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Captain Jack wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Question: what drugs is he on?
I don't know but I want some. :mrgreen:
Think about it a bit now...why would you take a drug that makes you that stupid? :?:
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agh...IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!
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Arrow Mk84 wrote:Looks like he's watched Star Trek and the 700 Club for a week straight with his eyes taped open.
ITS A SIN!!! ITS A SIN!!! WHY DO YOU MIX NEOCLASSICAL MUSIC WITH CRAP SCIFI!!!!
EVERYONE KNOWS ITS ROMANTIC MUSIC YOU PUT IN SCIFI, OR AT LEAST A BIT OF THE OLD LUDWIG VAN!!!!!!!
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aerius wrote:
Captain Jack wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Question: what drugs is he on?
I don't know but I want some. :mrgreen:
Think about it a bit now...why would you take a drug that makes you that stupid? :?:
Bad idea huh? :oops:
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WTF?!!!

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Berman and Braga bow before this might.
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Durandal wrote:I'm guessing that you ran this through a translator of some sort
Sadly, no. That is exactly what he posted himself to the phpBB bulletin board.
Anyway, the guy is certainly a master of technobabble. The only problem is that, once I see God mentioned as a driving mechanism for anything, I tune out and declare it as pseudoscientific bullshit.
If you dare to look closely, he confuses matter/antimatter with positive and negative mass. But it's difficult to look too closely; it's like staring at an arc welder of stupidity, burning your brain with its intense light of idiocy.
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hmmm...

Clearly, what we have here is a delusional mind. Someone who has had an almost non-existant brush witha subject and convinced himself he is qualified to speak on it.

It is a common event, sadly. The Operators of the equipment I maintain for the USN have the same beliefs ("Uh! I'm having problems accessing my file. I know! I'll turn it off and turn it on again! It works for my PC, and HPUX is a windowing system!)

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I just snerked water out my nostrils reading that and now my keyboard has gone funny.

Wong. I hate you and you should label these threads as hazardous material.
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weemadando wrote:I just snerked water out my nostrils reading that and now my keyboard has gone funny.

Wong. I hate you and you should label these threads as hazardous material.
The Black Mage General has declared this a RADIOACTIVE thread according to HAZMAT categorization.

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Please explain this useless babble to me :?
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Please explain this useless babble to me :?
It's very simple after you wander through Death Valley on one canteen of water for 5 days...
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Please explain this useless babble to me :?
It seems to be an attempt at creating a scientific theology. "Attempt" being the key word here ...
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Lonestar wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Please explain this useless babble to me :?
It's very simple after you wander through Death Valley on one canteen of water for 5 days...
Nah, I'd say the visions you'd recieve are far clearer...the best I can discren without looking to close is he's saying God is existent because of molecules.
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