CRAP!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-05 07:26pm

CRAP! Why does everything go awry? The modem took 5 minutes to warm up, my mother is driving me to do my room, my brother's homework (A)Got me a trip to the Harold Washington Library, (B) Got me to freeze my arse off, I'm dead tired even though daylight savings hasn't started yet, our trip to the Field Museum is canceled(And I can't go for 4 more weeks due to my mum's birthday, Palm Sunday, and *&^$@!@#$^% Easter), AND the new database at the Oak Park library SUCKS! I'm also too young to drink it off!
DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN! And now I'm spamming! ARGH!!!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-05 07:28pm

You need to watch more porn.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-05 07:30pm

Try getting some weed. Make sure you smoke it FAR AWAY from your parents or any authority type people. A good spot is the Levee (if you have one anywhere nearby).

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-05 07:39pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Try getting some weed. Make sure you smoke it FAR AWAY from your parents or any authority type people. A good spot is the Levee (if you have one anywhere nearby).

Yes, drug abuse will make your problems go away.

Lord Sander · Post by **Lord Sander** » 2003-04-05 07:41pm

Weed illegal? Pff, you poor repressed people

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-05 07:42pm

A friend of mine is a druggie, and he got stung in the ear by a juvenile scorpion in Guatemala. Coincidence? Nahhh...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-04-05 07:54pm

Sander: its so true ;_;

I read a little news story about the American head of the DEA visiting Amsterdam and meeting with your equivalent. Supposedly those two and a couple of police men were walking around Amsterdam when someone cam up and offered all maner of drugs. The two Dutch guys just said no thanks, and the head of the DEA said something like "Youre not going to arrest him!?"

Ahh the Netherlands.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-05 08:48pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Try getting some weed. Make sure you smoke it FAR AWAY from your parents or any authority type people. A good spot is the Levee (if you have one anywhere nearby).
Yes, drug abuse will make your problems go away.

Hey, nice strawman. Toking up won't make your problems go away, but it will make you feel better, as Einhander seems to be suggesting. And it will make you just as fucked up as legal drugs would make you (alcohol).

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-05 08:50pm

Lord Sander wrote:Weed illegal? Pff, you poor repressed people

Of course weed is illegal. My theory is that the tobacco companies don't want competition.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-05 08:54pm

You know what? When I smoke weed I tend to avoid Alcohol, pornography becomes uninteresting and sometimes unecessary, I dont was gas money out driving around, Im too high and relaxed to commit any real crime, and to top it off .... i forget!

EDIt: the point is I dont see why we cant have some form of decriminalization.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-05 08:56pm

The DEA can go suck the business end of an AK47 IMNSHO!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-05 10:59pm

I don't really know why pot is illegal, as it's filling up prisons with small-time crooks, and nobody listens to the laws anyway.

Back on topic, I'd reccomend what I do when something like that happens to me: Bang your head on something hard, cry, flip out, think about suicide, and go to sleep.

On second though, don't do that.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-06 08:25pm

Did I mention that last night I was interrupted from watching "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" by my mother because "Gigi" was on? Fortunatly for her, it's her birthday tomorrow. So I gave it to her. It also means Red Lobster! Mmmmmmmm...........

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-06 11:32pm

Sea Skimmer wrote: Yes, drug abuse will make your problems go away.

It seems to solve the problems of so many famous people.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-06 11:34pm

Dalton wrote:Hey, nice strawman. Toking up won't make your problems go away, but it will make you feel better, as Einhander seems to be suggesting. And it will make you just as fucked up as legal drugs would make you (alcohol).

And alcohol has done wonders for so many (famous and otherwise) people as well.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-07 09:52am

Dalton wrote:
Lord Sander wrote:Weed illegal? Pff, you poor repressed people
Of course weed is illegal. My theory is that the tobacco companies don't want competition.

Are you kidding me? The tobacco companies already have patented ads and covers for marijuana cigarettes! They're just waiting for it!

Back on Topic, what I usually do in times like this is go for a walk alone to think, read a book, or just work on something single-mindedly...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-07 10:15am

Dalton wrote:Hey, nice strawman. Toking up won't make your problems go away, but it will make you feel better, as Einhander seems to be suggesting. And it will make you just as fucked up as legal drugs would make you (alcohol).

Do you see me suggesting drinking in its place? I’d suggest going for a long walk and doing something else for a while to get your mind off the problems. I'd suggest going for a long walk and doing something else for a while to get your mind off the problems. I don’t see the need to smoke or drink something to do that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-07 12:59pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Lord Sander wrote:Weed illegal? Pff, you poor repressed people
Of course weed is illegal. My theory is that the tobacco companies don't want competition.
Are you kidding me? The tobacco companies already have patented ads and covers for marijuana cigarettes! They're just waiting for it!

Back on Topic, what I usually do in times like this is go for a walk alone to think, read a book, or just work on something single-mindedly...

Well, if they're selling the pot, then technically, they still do'nt have any competition.

Perhaps some videogames could help you forget adn vent your anger.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-07 01:16pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Do you see me suggesting drinking in its place? I’d suggest going for a long walk and doing something else for a while to get your mind off the problems. I'd suggest going for a long walk and doing something else for a while to get your mind off the problems. I don’t see the need to smoke or drink something to do that.

I agree. There are too many creative and healthful activities in which one can indulge himself. I'd recommend a five to ten-mile run, swimming fifty laps in a swimming pool, bicycling for about 20 to 30 miles, a good hike up a mountain or through the forest, or knocking out a hundred pushups. All of those are considerably more healthy than toking on a joint, are perfectly legal, and are guaranteed to reduce your stress level.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-07 01:35pm

I'm with Jegs on this one. This damn 'pill' culture...go out and exercise, rather than 'chemical' your problems away.

I used to participate in a junior 'capture the flag' summer camp when I was 13. We'd go out, partially supervised, with a crapload of other kids, half dressed in blue and half dressed in red, and basically get lost in the greenbelt forest and sprint around howling like lunatics for the better part of the day. Occasionally someone found the flag. Most of the time we just climbed trees and swapped lies about how we once saw a girl in her underwear. Once in a while we'd think we were Rambo and try to charge the enemy positions. And of course, it was 'tag capture' version of the game, no one ever got captured or 'out', since we all ran away if some enemy guy tagged us while we were on their turf and lied about it later.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-07 01:38pm

Video games help me to relax. So does reading and just being somewhere quiet. Don't let it get you down. Just take a deep breath, scream, and everything will be fine.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-07 01:40pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Just take a deep breath, scream, and everything will be fine.

....except for any bystanders, because their eardrums will hurt.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-04-07 01:47pm

If I'm feeling a bit down, then I usually spend money, usually a video game or DVDs. Or, I focus on doing things like excessive exercise... just something to distract myself from thinking for a little while. The last girl trouble I had cost me $300 ....

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-07 01:49pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Just take a deep breath, scream, and everything will be fine.
....except for any bystanders, because their eardrums will hurt.

So, you've heard me scream before, huh?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-07 01:53pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Just take a deep breath, scream, and everything will be fine.
....except for any bystanders, because their eardrums will hurt.
So, you've heard me scream before, huh?

If only I could boast being the cause.

Then again, I have a mite touchy sense of hearing, so I wouldn't want to test the power of your lungs. Me, I have a yell like an asthmatic cougar.