Am I worthy enough for a custom title.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-05 09:15pm

Durran Korr wrote:I'm thinking about requesting as well once I hit 3000. Any recommendations would be welcome.

Me too. When I hit 3k...

*sees Postcount*

3577!!!!?!!?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-05 09:19pm

I am worthy, you are not.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-05 09:43pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Gnome deserves "Official SD.net lawn ornament", methinks. Describes him perfectly.

See, thats the kind of attitude we need around here.

Custom titles to all, and to all a good night.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-05 09:45pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Gnome deserves "Official SD.net lawn ornament", methinks. Describes him perfectly.
See, thats the kind of attitude we need around here.

Custom titles to all, and to all a good night.

Alright, how much did you pay him?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-04-05 09:52pm

heh, he should have paid me. Hrm, that would be a good buisiness. "pay me $150.00 and I will support your idea!"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-05 09:53pm

Probably just a place among the living when the gnomes take over.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-05 09:56pm

I deserve a custom title.

"Dreaded Sardaukar of sd.net"

hhmmm......

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-05 09:57pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:heh, he should have paid me. Hrm, that would be a good buisiness. "pay me $150.00 and I will support your idea!"

I should have, but I didn't. And don't bother taking it back now. Its been quoted not once but twice! Your comment forever shall be frozen in this board, for the world to see. Now then....

You part of nay usergroups? Good, good, *hands Mitth $50* go spread the word....

You too can be a part of the "Title for Gnome" campaign. Just send your donations to: 1313 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA. Can't you just feel the kindness in the air? Donate today!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-05 09:58pm

Lonestar wrote:I deserve a custom title.

"Dreaded Sardaukar of sd.net"

hhmmm......

You've only got about a tenth of the posts necessary but you've got a pair of brass ones to ask. You'll do well in the title race.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-05 10:00pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Lonestar wrote:I deserve a custom title.

"Dreaded Sardaukar of sd.net"

hhmmm......
You've only got about a tenth of the posts necessary but you've got a pair of brass ones to ask. You'll do well in the title race.

Thanks. Howabout "Too annoying to live?"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-05 10:00pm

neoolong wrote:Probably just a place among the living when the gnomes take over.

Shhhhhh! Its a secret revolution! How did you know? Be quite about it, kay? Here we'll seal the deal, when I conquer the world, you can have California, no questions asked. Deal? Okay we're good then. *hands neoolong deed to California, its "to be occupied date" reads: year 2006giving GL just enough time to make EpIII.*

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-05 10:02pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
neoolong wrote:Probably just a place among the living when the gnomes take over.
Shhhhhh! Its a secret revolution! How did you know? Be quite about it, kay? Here we'll seal the deal, when I conquer the world, you can have California, no questions asked. Deal? Okay we're good then. *hands neoolong deed to California, its "to be occupied date" reads: year 2006giving GL just enough time to make EpIII.*

Bah, you'll never make it into Texas, the Bunny-Squirel Combine is too powerful.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-05 10:05pm

I want "S.P.Q.R." when I hit the required number of posts.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-06 01:33am

Actually after reading some of your earlier post I don't think you should
deserve a custom title. I can usually take a joke...but this is fucking sick.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=16916

What do you get when you disembowel a 4 year old with a switchblade?
What’s better than nailing a 7 year old asian boy?
Nothing

What’s better than nailing an 8 year old girl?
Flip her over, 8 year old boy.

What’s the worst part about nailing an 8 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of the Clown Suit.

What’s the best part?
Hearing her hips break.

What do you get when you disembowel a 6 year old with a switchblade?
An erection.

What’s the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can’t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead girls and a 57 Chevy?
I don’t have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a butt plug?
I don’t have a buttplug up my ass right now.

A little boy and a child moletor are walking in the woods.
The little boy looks up and says, “It’s getting dark. I’m scared. I want to go home.”
The child molestor responds, “You’re scared! I have to walk outta hear alone!”

What’s the best part about nailing a baby?
Putting it in Soft, feeling it get Hard, and watching the ribs crack.

What’s the best part about nailing an 8 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back – 8 year old boy.
An erection.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-06 01:34am

erhmm...sorry for the cussing...but I was utterly disturbed after reading his/her jokes.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-06 01:36am

I'm waiting for around 4K or so.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-06 03:12am

On the topic of titles, I would like Confused Geezer when I hit 2k.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-06 04:52am

Hero of Time
or
Wind Waker
or
Triforce of Power

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 11:51am

I'm happy just to be a Rabid Monkey. Custom titles seem ok but not for me.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-06 12:26pm

If you only want custom titles for nothing, go to space battles.
Custom titles are meaningless if everyone has one.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-04-06 01:11pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Shhhhhh! Its a secret revolution! How did you know? Be quite about it, kay? Here we'll seal the deal, when I conquer the world, you can have California, no questions asked. Deal? Okay we're good then.

Blame David for that. He made it blatently obvious with his thread split.

The Gnome Man wrote:*hands neoolong deed to California, its "to be occupied date" reads: year 2006*

We were supposed to wait until 2006?

Uh oh...

As for your Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament title, if you got that, you'd have to change your sig.

Maybe by quoting me in it?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-06 01:18pm

RogueIce wrote:Blame David for that. He made it blatently obvious with his thread split.

Don't worry, all those witness to our scheming have been....dispacthed accordingly.

We were supposed to wait until 2006?

Uh oh...

Well I'm not going to be making EpIII! And if somebodys gotta do it, it might as well be GL. These Gnome directors are hacks.

The other Gnome Man wrote:As for your Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament title, if you got that, you'd have to change your sig.

Maybe by quoting me in it?

Consider it done! As I'm sure the people will be petitioning for me to get a title any minute now... *begins searching for a quotable RougeIce phrase*

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-06 01:21pm

Cal Wright wrote:Hero of Time
or
Wind Waker
or
Triforce of Power

or, "Wind Wanker"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-04-06 01:22pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well I'm not going to be making EpIII! And if somebodys gotta do it, it might as well be GL. These Gnome directors are hacks.

We can spare him. He shall be official Producer of Movies. Or some other suitable title as soon as my brain fully recovers from last night's Navy Ball.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-06 01:23pm

I want, uh, i dunno what I want, but I want something when I get the required number of posts.