New Chick

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-03 12:14am

didnt you know? hes been at the heart of every major religion for the last 50 yrs - pope's council, 4th satan in the black arts society. . . he knows them all.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-03 07:30am

He makes strange connections between completely unrelated religions that came about at different times. He thinks that Venus is somehow based on middle-eastern diety. He also seems to think that Rome's leader claimed divinity. Someone send him to Zha'Ha'Dum, he'd scare away all the Battlecrabs, or get vaporized, which is good too.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2003-04-03 07:38am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:He makes strange connections between completely unrelated religions that came about at different times. He thinks that Venus is somehow based on middle-eastern diety. He also seems to think that Rome's leader claimed divinity. Someone send him to Zha'Ha'Dum, he'd scare away all the Battlecrabs, or get vaporized, which is good too.

Using Chick as a weapon of mass destruction is prohibited by every set of rules on conducting warfare that exist in the galaxy. The Vorlons would not hesitate for a microsecond to annihilate Earth if we decided to perform such an abomination, and the rest of the younger races would most certainly gang up on us.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-03 09:54am

we have chick tracts, and are not afraid to use them.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-03 06:18pm

Where he gets these conclusions confuzzles me...

But besides that I basically stopped caring when he said that he got his tactics from Communists, which he despises as well.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-04 07:54am

HemlockGrey wrote:Chick has worse internal continuity than B&B. First he claimed that the Popes were set up as force that was going to use the Arabs to destroy Christianity, now he claims they were set up by the Romans to control people.

Right.

Perhaps he can't remember the exact order of The Great Conspiracy??

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-04-04 08:29am

You know, when I first saw the thread title, I thought it was talking about a new girl on SD.Net.

The rear of the tract just sounds like a lot of anti-Catholic hate.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-04 07:38pm

Perinquus wrote:Poetic justice would be for Chick to be transported through time back to the days of the middle ages or early renaissance, so that he could be burned as a heretic by the Catholic church he so despises. Can you imagine Chick in the clutches of Torquemada or Bernardo Gui?

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-05 02:49am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Perinquus wrote:Poetic justice would be for Chick to be transported through time back to the days of the middle ages or early renaissance, so that he could be burned as a heretic by the Catholic church he so despises. Can you imagine Chick in the clutches of Torquemada or Bernardo Gui?
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

(dramatic trumpet blast)

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-05 10:44pm

I'm not a catholic

but I hate people who hate catholics...

doubly so when they use STUPID SHIT LIES WITH NO LOGIC as their arguement with them.

It's a circular arguement, Catholics are evil because Catholics are evil... see! great logic there. This guy is shit.

I love my catholic girls (known at least 2 who are some of my best friends). (just went to a party with one of my friends, her family just sold a house that was an investment property for them. $3.75million worth. yay)

Oh, and if I didn't make it clear... Yes I do take shit like this personally.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 10:46pm

how bout, the catholic religion is evil. better?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-05 10:57pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how bout, the catholic religion is evil. better?

..............................

*sigh*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-05 11:05pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:how bout, the catholic religion is evil. better?

That sentence just summarized most of the Chick tracks, all if you replace "Catholic" with "Jew", "Muslim", "Homosexual", "Evolutionist", "Bhuddist", "D&D player", or "Intelligent Person".

I don't think a tract has been done on the latter, but intellgence is attacked just by reading them.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 11:09pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:how bout, the catholic religion is evil. better?
That sentence just summarized most of the Chick tracks, all if you replace "Catholic" with "Jew", "Muslim", "Homosexual", "Evolutionist", "Bhuddist", "D&D player", or "Intelligent Person".

I don't think a tract has been done on the latter, but intellgence is attacked just by reading them.

true enough.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-06 12:42am

A fun project would be to photoshop the Chick tracts to make one where a good, upstanding atheist goes to judgement and converts God. Has anyone else thought this?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-04-06 12:53am

I just love his non-sequitor. Jesus called a the god Semiramus "the great whore." He commented on her power. The "great whore" was worshipped in many guises, including Isis, etc. etc.

She was worshipped in Greece as Venus.

Now, Constantine's double-worship of the SUN God (read: NOT Semiramus) and the Christian God thus makes the Catholic Church that he founded the "great whore" that Jesus was referring to? They're not even connected even if we ignore the flaws in his bullshit history lesson.