Holy shit ...

[Master of Ossus]

Am I being an idiot, or did those statements make no sense?

[Darth Wong]

Am I being an idiot, or did those statements make no sense?

I believe the author achieved the rare state of "negative sense", in which something makes so little sense that it is now anti-logic.

[SirNitram]

Am I being an idiot, or did those statements make no sense?

I believe the author achieved the rare state of "negative sense", in which something makes so little sense that it is now anti-logic.

If we could somehow harvest this insanity and annihilate it with logic, we'd have a very potent reactor. Granted, the harvesting phase would cause the engineer's minds to implode. But we pay the price of godhood.

[Sea Skimmer]

Am I being an idiot, or did those statements make no sense?

I believe the author achieved the rare state of "negative sense", in which something makes so little sense that it is now anti-logic.

If we could somehow harvest this insanity and annihilate it with logic, we'd have a very potent reactor. Granted, the harvesting phase would cause the engineer's minds to implode. But we pay the price of godhood.

If? The HAB has already developed and deployed this technology for both military, and civilian, also known as military support, tasks. Perhaps our own primitive society has not yet reached this revolution...

[Lord_Xerxes]

I just snerked water out my nostrils reading that and now my keyboard has gone funny.

Wong. I hate you and you should label these threads as hazardous material.

The Black Mage General has declared this a RADIOACTIVE thread according to HAZMAT categorization.

Please wear your goggles, and inform us if they do not function.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

Seriously, this actually HURTS to read.

[RedImperator]

I was going to read through that. Then I realized when I was done, I'd have a headache, I'd be five minutes closer to dying than I was in the beginning, and I'd have wasted perfectly good masturbation time.

[Lord_Xerxes]

I was going to read through that. Then I realized when I was done, I'd have a headache, I'd be five minutes closer to dying than I was in the beginning, and I'd have wasted perfectly good masturbation time.

This is information I could have used 10 minutes ago! Damn you, Imperator!

[SirNitram]

I just snerked water out my nostrils reading that and now my keyboard has gone funny.

Wong. I hate you and you should label these threads as hazardous material.

The Black Mage General has declared this a RADIOACTIVE thread according to HAZMAT categorization.

Please wear your goggles, and inform us if they do not function.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

Seriously, this actually HURTS to read.

I know. Just walk away. Just put the goggles down and walk away.

Go masturbate or something.

[Wicked Pilot]

It only took 30 post to bring up sex. You people are slacking off. Show some hustle next time damnit!

[Queeb Salaron]

Seems as though the author of that piece wrote it in Spanish or Portugese and ran it through one of those crappy translators... like BabelFish or something... and rather than editing it, C&Ped it. How moronic.

BabelFish should have an option on it that translates things written in Stupid to English.

[Grand Moff Yenchin]

I think the author is just using pseudo-pseudosience in a pseudo way

[Shinova]

I've never done the latter, but I guess reading that is like watching End of Evangelion while on LSD.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I just snerked water out my nostrils reading that and now my keyboard has gone funny.

Wong. I hate you and you should label these threads as hazardous material.

The Black Mage General has declared this a RADIOACTIVE thread according to HAZMAT categorization.

Please wear your goggles, and inform us if they do not function.

I already detected a World-Record Bogosity Emission from him, so damn right this is HAZMAT!

Jimenez, You owe me: 1 Bogometer; 1 New Paint Job for my Camaro.

[Captain tycho]

We have a winner for the most technobabble generated in less than 2 paragraphs!

[Frank Hipper]

And somebody here said that ^^ troll we had here a while back was the strangest person they'd met on the internet. Live and learn, huh?

[Peregrin Toker]

There's some weirdo on the PHPBB bulletin boards and he's ... well, just look for yourself:

The being the neutrinos energetizados leptons, that therefore cannot be it of masas;y to the returned salary to conceive the divine and material structures of another form, I am myself forced to initiate these writings again, with new title also, because God creates the matter and antimatter, remaining kinetic energy and antienergy, to the pair that static. Cáceres, 5 of April of the 2003

And later on ...

Writing in which one affirms that the masses are subkinetic subenergies whose creative spaces are nuclear energies, leptons or neutrinos, and neutrinos, leptons or energies periféricas;y the subkinetic antimasses subantienergías, whose creative subspaces are antineutrinos, antileptons or peripheral antienergies, and antienergies, antileptons or antineutrins. The universe, and therefore God, explains 1)por and by means of the equation of Einstein (E?mc2), and 2)por and by means of cogifts of quarks and antiquarks, that will give origin to the four structures of which we will speak in the following chapter. God is thus creative of the matter and antimatter, remaining 1)como material or antimaterial subspaces, and 2)como atomic or universal spaces. Only we have left to find out how autocrea God, although always I have intuited that autocrea or autogenerates being energy and antienergy at the same time, coexisting in which we finished calling atomic or universal spaces. Once created God he is already eternal, because to all expansive universe, that loses power density to gain extension, happens a implosivo universe, that loses extension to recover the lost power density, and to later return to be universal expansive. This God is very different from invented by the man, and therefore nonexistent, while this one is only the existing one, and only existente:la energy. God, creator I. - God, creator of the matter and the antimatter I have always thought that equation of relativity of Einstein allowed to understand and to include/understand to God, which always I have interpreted and conceived like energía.Pero blinded by also the truth from which the matter and antimatter come from cogifts of quarks or antiquarks, respectively, had forgotten the equation Einstein, until I intuited yesterday that the neutrinos are energetizados leptons, divine therefore, reason why they cannot be leptons of the matter, nor antileptons of the antimatter, as soon as energetizados:sí they are unions of masses and antimasses, of matter or antimatter therefore, as soon as masses and antimasses, that also son.Pero I am going to make appear to them only in energy that mass. It has forced to me to return to the equation of Einstein, because the energies continue being kinetic, antikinetic and static, the kinetic one continues being creative subspace of the matter, the antikinetic creative subspace of the antimatter, and the static atomic space, and therefore universal and subuniversal, but matter and antimatter no longer must be considered subenergies kinetic or antikinetic, but rather energies divided by the square of the speed of the light that we know, that is the one of hydrogen, because in fact all the leptons emit material light, and all the neutrinos divine light, energetizada light, that it wanted to also identify with that we would call mental light also.

Question: what drugs is he on?

One thing is for sure: That's the most unintelligible pseudo-scientific babble this side of a bad episode of "Star Trek."

[The Duchess of Zeon]

Glancing over it was quite amusing. Actually trying to read it just made my eyes hurt. Seriously, this guy is not worthy of a troll rating - He should be in a real happy house, far away from computers.

[Lonestar]

Nah, I'd say the visions you'd recieve are far clearer...the best I can discren without looking to close is he's saying God is existent because of molecules.

You know, I've always been of the opinion that if God exists, he would exist regardless of the existance of molecules. (my head hurts).


That said, I'm astonished you were able to make any sense at all of what he posted. My cats are more coherant than that.

[HemlockGrey]

The Reality Check has bounced.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

That has to be the most fucked up thing I've ever read. It's like something from a poorly translated episode of Enterprise. Even if it was in plain English and not "English on crack", it would still make no senmse with the technobabble.

And what the hell is a "lepton"? Does such a thing exist, or is it a mistranslation of someo ther particle?

[Kuroneko]

And what the hell is a "lepton"? Does such a thing exist, or is it a mistranslation of someo ther particle?

It's a particular subclass of fermions (odd half-integer spin particles) that have charge but do not participate in strong force interactions (unlike, say, quarks and protons, which are also fermions). An electron is a lepton.

[Sriad]

The part that I read before my brain imploded sure seemed like they had come out of an auto-translation program. Especially with all the untranslated words: "leptons or energies periféricas;y the subkinetic antimasses subantienergías" for example.

Maybe he'd be a little more intelligable if he was writing or being read in his first language.

OTOH, negative infinity plus a bit is still negative infinity.

[Crayz9000]

Yeah, he's liberally mixing Spanish and English. And as about a dozen others have pointed out, he has absolutely no fucking clue what he's talking about.

[Darth Gojira]

I swear(Well, not really)reading that just melted my glasses. And I can't get new ones until August!