The Jedi Council

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:53pm

**Next of Kin is given the key to the council chamber. He opens the door and beholds the chamber in its grand spleandour.**

Hey, where's the foosball table?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-06 12:54pm

We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-06 12:55pm

Too many members...and since you're the new guy, it's your detail to clean the bathrooms.

*hands him pail and rag*

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:56pm

anarchistbunny wrote:We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.

Just tell me where the nudy mags are.

(the pages better not be stuck together!

)

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-06 12:57pm

Foosball is for losers *presses button on wrist, opening up the wall to reveal a couple hundred, heavily modified hot-rod speeder, armed to the teeth with rip-roaring engines, laser cannons, and missle launchers*

Destruction derby, anyone?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-06 12:57pm

:: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-06 12:58pm

We had to get rid of those too, Yoda wouldn't stop wacking and nearly killed us all when we tried to burn them.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-04-06 01:00pm

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

Ah yes, foolish Council Members not closing the door after the new guy walks in. Begin the invasion!

But I'll go back peacably to the Jedi Knight Club. We got air hockey!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-06 01:01pm

anarchistbunny wrote:We had to get rid of those too, Yoda wouldn't stop wacking and nearly killed us all when we tried to burn them.

Thats the official word on the matter, but if you wanna come back here, I might have a little something for ya. You dig twi'lek porn? I thought so...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-06 01:02pm

Out, out...you blasted nothing to see here, besides we're flooded anyways.

Shoo...and anyone stepping back in get a whack across with Thor's Mallet here!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-06 01:02pm

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

Wise guy, eh? Release the Pygmy Rancor!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-06 01:04pm

Lonestar wrote::: walks in ::, hey, this is way better than the Padawan Enlisted Club.

*chucks chlorophorm-ridden rag on Lonestar's face*

Nothin' to see here wiseguy....*Lonestar's vison fades*

*Lonestar wakes up*

MORUTH DOOLE: Welcome to Kessel, we've been expecting you...

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-06 01:04pm

Next of Kin wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:We got rid of it, the force plus competive games don't work out well.
Just tell me where the nudy mags are. (the pages better not be stuck together! )

It's gaurded by those alligators. They tend to bite people's hands off if they're newbies in the Council.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-06 01:13pm

At least i can take assurance that i will soon be a member. Especially with the power of +1

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-06 01:20pm

+1????????

LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!