I got a Chick Tract!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-05 11:24pm

Whilst coming out of the L line in the Union square station I recieved from a man handing out what I persumed to be flyers something none other then a Chick Tract!!!

I was this space this take up close to arguing with him, but I was late to my destination and it was one of the less violent ones, Flight 177.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-05 11:25pm

Ooo, ooo, whadja do with it? Didja burn? Huh? Huh? Didja toss it out into the street?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-05 11:26pm

Did you try and refuse it?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-05 11:31pm

Durran Korr wrote:Did you try and refuse it?

Didn't realize what it was till it was too late.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-05 11:34pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Ooo, ooo, whadja do with it? Didja burn? Huh? Huh? Didja toss it out into the street?

I still have it, though I will video tape the proccess when someone comes up with a really creative idea, BTW in the New Jersey area they have a school "Phillipsbrurg Christian Academy" phone number is available on request via PM. Alo they have a TV show on Channel 69 (tehehe) on sundays 9:30 WFMZ TV. I will try and make sure to watch, to report on it. But could other people do so aswell?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-05 11:37pm

The first Saturday out on the "town" (such as it) here in P-cola, me and me buds were walking arounddowntown trying to find someting to do.

At nearly every corner there were some evangelical types yelling at people going into clubs. One of my buddies was all gothed-out, and people were yelling at him. He was also evil for wearing shades at night.

Anywho, some cute untouchable church girls were hanging out jack chick tracts, which my buddies had no expereince with. Having heard of them on the net, and seen the infamous D&D one, I asked, "Do you have the D&D one?"

Cute 19 year old blond; "No, but I have it at home." (What? she has piles of these things at home?)

We continued to speak with the untouchable cuties until their church headed home. When we got back to base I showed my buddies the D&D one. Our DM printed it up and posted it in his room. The room inspector thought it was funny as Hell that tuesday.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 11:40pm

I bought, oh, 20 of the things when I was 11 or 12.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-04-06 12:53am

I bought, oh, 20 of the things when I was 11 or 12.

Why???

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-06 12:57am

I was 11 or 12, and easily persuaded.

when I had hit 16, I noticed the innate hypocrisy of the things.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-06 03:35am

Moral of the story: Don't save thousands of people from starvation, or God will send you to hell. Instead, land yourself in jail, and go to Heaven!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-06 03:36am

If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-04-06 05:12am

I think if someone gave me a Chick Tract, and I was with my friends, I'd take the Tract, and slowly, deliberately shove it down my pants, and then quietly say "feels nice when jesus touches me special".

All while staring the little proselytiser in the eyes.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-06 05:35am

I really love Chick tracts, and I wish I had a collection. I mean this in all seriousness.
Can you think of anything else that funny and that cheap? What are they, twenty cents a copy? I just wish some of the older ones were still in print, like some of the anti-rock ones.
What could be more fun than to mock fundyism with it's own tools of propaganda?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-06 02:24pm

I think one of the fish is way out of proportion to the plane.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-04-06 02:37pm

Dalton wrote:If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

You should take a video of that.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-06 02:38pm

Dalton wrote:If I ever get a Chick tract, I'm eating it in front of them.

By 'It', do you refer to the tract or the person handing it to you?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-06 02:44pm

If I ever get one, I'm burning it in front of them.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-06 03:09pm

Okay, so Chick's attacking missionaries now?

I'd understand, as missionaries try to help people in third world countries, and I'm sure God wants them to suffer.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-06 04:10pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I really love Chick tracts, and I wish I had a collection. I mean this in all seriousness.
Can you think of anything else that funny and that cheap? What are they, twenty cents a copy? I just wish some of the older ones were still in print, like some of the anti-rock ones.
What could be more fun than to mock fundyism with it's own tools of propaganda?

yeah, 20cents. buy them from chick.com, or your local religious store.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-06 04:43pm

1- Urinate upon it.
2-Spit on it
3-Place it on a barbeque (using disposable gloves)
4-light the BBQ
5-Go to an Orgy.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-06 08:21pm

Remember that one cartoon where someone uses a Chick tract as toilet paper?
"I KNEW those tracts would come in handy!" LOL!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-06 08:56pm

I can spot at least 5 things wrong with that comical piece of comic.

1. The plane crashes and somehow does it intact.

2. There is a fish the size of a 757 in that ocean.

3. The old woman needs a laxative.

4. The geezer is remarkably happy considering he's a killer.

5. This sucks shit.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-06 09:11pm

dont you love how a super charity person who helps thousands gets rewarded with the eternal hellfire?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-06 09:38pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:dont you love how a super charity person who helps thousands gets rewarded with the eternal hellfire?

God has this little game going with Jesus, it's called "Who can be the most painfully sadistic to the Believers as possible?".

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-06 09:46pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can spot at least 5 things wrong with that comical piece of comic.

1. The plane crashes and somehow does it intact.

2. There is a fish the size of a 757 in that ocean.

3. The old woman needs a laxative.

4. The geezer is remarkably happy considering he's a killer.

5. This sucks shit.

Every consider being a critic for the Washington Post ?