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Harry Potter=Evil

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This always makes me laugh:
C.  Sorcerer's Stone -- as I have stated before, the Sorcerer's Stone is the fifth and final stage in the occult drive to achieve eternal life.  In this book, Rowling correctly explains: "The ancient study of alchemy is concerned with making the Sorcerer's Stone, a legendary substance with astonishing powers. The stone will transform any metal into pure gold. It also produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal. There have been many reports of the Sorcerer's Stone over the centuries, but the only Stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicolas Flamel, the noted alchemist and opera lover.  Mr. Flamel, who celebrated his six hundred and sixty-fith birthday last year , enjoys a quiet life in Devon with his wife, Perenelle (six hundred and fifty-eight)." [p. 220; Emphasis added]
Do you realize Rowling has just made the creator of the Sorcerer's Stone 666 years old?  Do you realize what this means?  Since the number, '666', is a symbol of Antichrist and his Mark of the Beast [Revelation 13:18] and since Rowling ties this number to the Elixir of Life, Harry Potter is teaching children that the way to achieve eternal life [Elixir of Life] is to obey the Antichrist and take his Mark of the Beast!
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Old news. The fundies have been accusing Harry Potter of satanism of years.

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Right, so the Philosopher's stone to gain eternal life is okay then? As opposed to the fictional Sorceror's stone.
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The plot of the first one is wrong, Rowling is refered to as a he, and Hitler's called a wizard.
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Harry confronts Evil Valdemort directly, slays the hideous green snake who is the monster of the Chamber of Secrets, and then uses powerful Black Magic to vanquish Lord Valdemort.

I had no idea stabbing a book was concidered powerful black magic.

Some day, a spiritual superman is going to arise, and will soon demand that these kids take the ultimate Curse Mark, his Mark of the Beast , located right where Harry's curse scar is.

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F. Goblet of Fire -- for which this story is named. The Goblet of Fire was the demonic entity which chose the Champion of each school for the Triwizard Tournament. The demon was inside a "great wooden chest encrusted with jewels". When the Goblet of Fire was used, it arose out of an old casket. [Page 253-255] I find it highly interesting that the Satanic/Freemason symbol of the casket is used in the story.

During the Initiation ceremony, a candidate -- naked -- is placed into a coffin, symbolic of his death to self, to his old life, and most importantly, to his old values and attitudes. When the proper ritual is said, the Master reaches into the coffin to clasp the hand of the candidate, to "raise him to newness of life". The candidate suddenly feels an exaltation that is deeply spiritual; he is said to have been "Born Again". This is the reason former President George Bush could claim being Born Again, when he clearly was Skull & Bones, one of the blackest of the black Satanic secret societies.

I find it extremely interesting that Rowling retained the role of the coffin in this storyline.
How the fuck does he link a this satanic coffin and the goblet of fire. No-one is ever placed in the GoF, only bits of paper. his only link seems to be that they were both carried around in bits of wood!

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If only I could convince a publisher to pay me to write a truly Satanic children's book, so that these ass-wipes would see what it look like.

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Post by Sriad »

The "mark of the beast" picture is just adorable. :D

But other than that it's a pretty silly page.
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blink.

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ummm. . . given immortality, such as the eternal life you get in the christian heaven, *wont* you reach the yr 666? and 66666 and 666666666666?

oh, Im sorry, thats satanic. down to hell you go.
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Fundies always fuck up the occult. They can at least get their facts straight.

It's PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, you stupid twits. Don't forget: That "S" on Harry's forehead stands for SATAN. Or maybe just the Waffen SS, either one.

Then again, these are the same people that refer to every other religion as "satanism."
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A. The fundamental occult/Communist philosophy that the "Ends Justify The Means" permeates this entire book. To achieve a goal deemed good, Harry and his friends consistently break rules, steal, and use Witchcraft against others.

and they hate communists :lol: they are truly american. . .
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that 666 logo in the Mark of the Beast picture is awesome :D
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The author labels half of the color spectrum as "Satanic..."

Hey, the background of this site is blue! It must be Satanic!
any time you see a charm or spell that changes reality in any way, two things are necessary to make it work: Human Sacrifice and severe demonic possession.
Only time I could remember human sacrafice was the Goblet of Fire for Voldemort's potion, and that was supposed to be evil... This person must've read the book very carefully, if you know what I mean.
In other words, the guards of Azkaban Prison are practitioners of the same evil Black Magick that the prisoners are in jail for practicing!
They're dementors, retard... They're naturally like that. It's kinda like labeling a lion as evil because it eats other animals.
They feast on the souls of their prisoners!
It's happiness idiot!
D. The Boggart, as described above, is a shape-shifting creature that shifts into whatever shape it thinks will frighten its victim the most. In this plot, Rowling has the boggart shape-shift into several disgusting creatures:

1. The thing Neville Longbottom feared the most was Professor Snape, so that was the shape of the boggart when it came out of its closet toward Neville. Snape was wearing a "long, lace-trimmed dress and a towering hat topped with a moth-eaten vulture, and he was swinging a crimson handbag." [p. 137]
Hey, Snape is an "disgusting creature"!
A. Harry is aged 13 in this book; thirteen is Satan's number of rebellion and depravity .
I've been 13 at one time... I'm a Satanist!


I cannot believe the stupidity of these people...

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they also commented, since he joined the school at 11, he's evil.

11 and 13. no number is sacred from these damned satanists. :roll:
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Did you check their colors page? Under that logic, priests must be evil, as they have robes with the colors mentioned.


Their arguments are so feeble, it's obvious they're doing it for attention. Perhaps they should stop whining about how witchcraft is depicted in the books, and look at the kids that read them. They're not practicing witchcraft or killing things, after all.

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If a children's book is serious threat to your religion that should tell you something. And it has nothing to do with Satan's publishing enterprises.
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kojikun wrote:that 666 logo in the Mark of the Beast picture is awesome :D
Somehow, I don't think that's what they had in mind. :D
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any time you see a charm or spell that changes reality in any way, two things are necessary to make it work: Human Sacrifice and severe demonic possession.
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The fucktards completely neglected to mention the fact that Harry's interracial relation ship with an oriental girl, Cho Chang, Is part of the Communist Atheist Satanist plot to weaken America's moral fiber by causing the dilution of our pure, godly white blood. I will need to inform my contacts with the FCR (Fanatical Christian Right) of their error. Some young neophyte will surely find himself beneath the ministrations of a set of thumbscrews, and the amorous attentions of Father Spanky, for his errors.

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HemlockGrey wrote:
any time you see a charm or spell that changes reality in any way, two things are necessary to make it work: Human Sacrifice and severe demonic possession.
I knew something was wrong with David Copperfield.
So it was human remains those drug dealers were adding to the crack. I knew it.
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I always find it hilarious that they pick on Harry's behavior towards Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon, while ignoring or even condoning the couple's efforts to physically and mentally abuse the youth.
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Master of Ossus wrote:I always find it hilarious that they pick on Harry's behavior towards Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon, while ignoring or even condoning the couple's efforts to physically and mentally abuse the youth.
They're fundies, you know. Child abuse is fair game. Case in point: Fred Phelps.
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