Would you Suck Blood to live forever?

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Well would you "vamp up" to live forever (or however long you decided to)?

yes
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no
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Only Alucard and Blade and their mates are allowed to be blood suckers.

No more.

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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Would you drink the Blood of the living to retain your life and youth indefinatly? If so what moral justification can you claim for your actions?

Keep in m ind for this senario you have to drink the Blood right out of them, and they have do DIE for you to continue to live.
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I beg to differ. Life on this mortal coil is all too short! Why, by the time you got all the rules down pat, it's practically over! Damn it, I don't just want to read about how history unfolded, I want to see it happening!
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Alyeska wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:Sure I would. If I'd need to kill and drink blood to survive, then I'd do it. People kill cows and eat them to survive, and most people don't have a problem with that. Why should I, as a vampire (which I would be if I needed other peoples's blood to survive), have a problem with killing people?
Flawed reasoning. Cows are lower down the food chain then we are. You assume superiority over the people you must kill to survive.
Cows are only lower on the food chain because we, as a culture, make the value judgement that they are a food source, and its therefor ok to slaughter and eat them, wear their skins ect....
IF, I joined the ranks of the vampirekin, you as a normal human would then become my prey and food source, I'd consume you with no more remorse than I do now eating a steak. I'd consume thoes who were particularly annoying(Falwell, Phelps, Duke ect...) And ghoul thoes who I find amusing or want to keep as my personal pet(Anna Kournakova(sp?) Jenna Jameson, Tawnee Stone :D )
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It's unreasonable to assume that a vampire must kill its prey, because the human body can replenish blood and because the wounds from vampire fangs are not necessarily of a fatal nature (even if not somehow sealing, they do not need to be in a fatal location). Alternatively, any medical blood which can be transfused into a human body is - by definition - of sufficient quality to be consumed by a vampire.

That considered, of course I'd take the deal.
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But it's so much better when it's piping hot and spiked with adrenaline!
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I voted No, because the scenario involves murder, which I wouldnt do. Now, if it didnt kill them, then sure. Hell, I can think of a friend who'd volunteer to be food for me in that case. :twisted:
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I'd kill two birds with one stone, and prey on stupid people. Once I run out of morons, I might as well either let myself die, or wait until the gene pool is replenished with more morons.
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I woul dhave to say no, but only because I don't feel like i need to have a choice in how long I live (among one other thing).
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Become a societal parasite? I don't think so.
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Done and done.
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Live forever? Shit, I'd suck more than blood.
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Nah...have no want to live forever.
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Captain tycho wrote:I'd suck blood from either asshole's or criminals.
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Pendragon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I'd suck blood from either asshole's or criminals.
Wow man... I didnt know you swung that way...
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1. Humans have a level of sentience far above that of cows. Think about it, how many cows have discussions like this? (Hey, would you become a human if you had to eat hamburgers to survive?) Vampires experience no functional increase in sentience.
2. What about a vampire acting like Doctor Kevorkian? Giving a peaceful, relatively painless, quick death to people doomed to die from old age, cancer, etc. Certainly no shortage of old people in the world, if it did need to come to that.
3. Why would you need to kill a potential donor? Take a bag of blood, heat it up, hell, put it in a real doll or something, then feast away. Sure, you'll burn through the stuff faster than a M*A*S*H unit, but so long as there are enough donors, giving a pint a month every month or so, there's no reason to kill people.

However, it depends on the limitations of being a vampire. What weaknesses are there? Sunlight? Garlic? Holy Symbols/Water (what about atheist vampires)? Stakes? Silver? Normal water? Can you have kids? Will they be vampires? Could you even have sex in the first place, much less have a sex drive?
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Captain tycho wrote:I'd suck blood from either asshole's or criminals.
You'd suck blood from assholes?!
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd kill two birds with one stone, and prey on stupid people. Once I run out of morons, I might as well either let myself die, or wait until the gene pool is replenished with more morons.
I think you'd be satiated for a loooong time.

Personally, I'd do it myself.
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Captain tycho wrote:I'd suck blood from either asshole's or criminals.
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I don't think i could kill another person in that manner. I don't think i'd have a problem killing a person if he or she was threatening my life or that of someone i care about. But to coldly kill another person for personal gain is wrong. and besides living forever means that you have to watch all the people you care about wither and die. I don't think my sanity could take immortality. Remember the lesson of Leto the Tyrant. Long life makes things very boring.
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Darth Pounder wrote:I don't think my sanity could take immortality. Remember the lesson of Leto the Tyrant. Long life makes things very boring.
Seeing as how nobody, and I mean NOBODY has ever lived a life much longer than 100 years, much less a life where the majority of it is in their prime like with immortals/vampires, there is no possible way to know for certain that a long life would, in fact, be boring. All arguments like that come from people who want to help make themselves feel better about their own mortality.

If I were to die tomorrow, I could accept that. I wouldn't like it, and I would have liked to live a lot longer than just twenty-one years, but I could accept it. There's always more to live for, more to do, more to experience. Anyone who says otherwise is usually too far down their own personal pigeonhole to realize how absurd that position is.
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It depends on:

-How often i have to feed
-What i will look like. Nosferatu? No thanks. Smooth, suave mystery dude who picks up hot chicks every minute? Sign me up!
-Will i get any vampire powers, for eg. strength, speed, mind reading, etc. ?
-Will some slayer (Blade, Buffy, etc) be constantly trying to kill me?
-Will i have a "soul"?

And many other questions that i will think of.

I still chose yes! :twisted:
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Sokar wrote: Cows are only lower on the food chain because we, as a culture, make the value judgement that they are a food source, and its therefor ok to slaughter and eat them, wear their skins ect....
IF, I joined the ranks of the vampirekin, you as a normal human would then become my prey and food source
The problem is that you are a human *now*, and that you (as a human) are wishing to enter a state in which you kill humans. You want to great a scenerio in which humans die to benefit someone else. The fact that you will lack remorse as a vampire has nothing to do with it, its simply a consequence of your action as a human. As a human you should try to avoid putting yourself in such a situation.

It is not moral for us to allow great white sharks to eat humans, even though these sharks lack remorse. It is required that we, as a society, strive to prevent shuch things from happening.
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I like blood anyway, get to live forever? Hmm.....where is my downside?
There are many options for moral feeding offered already here, the old and the terminally ill for one.....the "evil" and the "stupid" aswell......
We eat animals because we are omniverious and we have developed that such things are part of where we sit in the food chain......we also eat plants.....I have no problem taking whatever sustenace it is that my body requires, there is nothing inherently evil about eating to survive or everyone is irrevocably evil anyway......to kill to survive is part of nature.
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