Am I worthy enough for a custom title.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-06 10:50pm

I need a pic of a counter-terrorism unit with the words, "I'm taking back this fucking thread"

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-04-07 12:26am

It is fun to watch, and I think the mods are amused by the fact that people think they can take over the board. I mean, unless your group ends up controlling 99% of the posts, you are nothing compared to the power of the edit/delete/lock of the mods.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-07 12:34am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:It is fun to watch, and I think the mods are amused by the fact that people think they can take over the board. I mean, unless your group ends up controlling 99% of the posts, you are nothing compared to the power of the edit/delete/lock of the mods.

They may find it as amusing as they like, up until they get a golden knife driven into their heart! I'm on the front lawn, I see all sorts off interesting stuff. I could blackmail each and every one fo you here, you know.

Sure.. peon.~CO

And the reason the MODs are amused by my genious is because they don't really know whats going on behind the scenes. I've got Gnomes everywhere, at any moment I could assinate the leaders of this board, spacebattles, EAS (and all of the SCN in general), TF.Net, ect. I'm just biding my time, but once EpIII comes out, this human world has nothing left to offer me. Watch your back MODs, this Gnomes out for ya!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-07 12:44am

Even if you do have 99% of the posts, the mods just need to declare some carefuly chosen threads spam and you are back to nothing.
This is nothing but a fascist police state down with the mods! Down with the Supermods! Cuastom titles for all! *flunky runs in and whispers in ear* Whaddaya mean it'll never happen... something more realistic... hmmmm.. Snocones for all, down with falling rocks!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-07 01:04am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:It is fun to watch, and I think the mods are amused by the fact that people think they can take over the board. I mean, unless your group ends up controlling 99% of the posts, you are nothing compared to the power of the edit/delete/lock of the mods.

Ah, we have a dissident who doubts the power of the great Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Comrade Red Imperator, haul this infidel to the G.G. Liddy Center for Re-Education.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-07 01:14am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:It is fun to watch, and I think the mods are amused by the fact that people think they can take over the board. I mean, unless your group ends up controlling 99% of the posts, you are nothing compared to the power of the edit/delete/lock of the mods.
They may find it as amusing as they like, up until they get a golden knife driven into their heart! I'm on the front lawn, I see all sorts off interesting stuff. I could blackmail each and every one fo you here, you know.

And the reason the MODs are amused by my genious is because they don't really know whats going on behind the scenes. I've got Gnomes everywhere, at any moment I could assinate the leaders of this board, spacebattles, EAS (and all of the SCN in general), TF.Net, ect. I'm just biding my time, but once EpIII comes out, this human world has nothing left to offer me. Watch your back MODs, this Gnomes out for ya!

You ARE aware that half of your gnomes are my agents, right?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-07 01:19am

fgalkin wrote:You ARE aware that half of your gnomes are my agents, right?

You ARE aware that that glass of wine you just drank was laced with a microscopic, slow-acting, uncurable posion, right?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-07 01:26am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:You ARE aware that half of your gnomes are my agents, right?
You ARE aware that that glass of wine you just drank was laced with a microscopic, slow-acting, uncurable posion, right?

You laced his wine with Iocaine powder

?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-07 01:29am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:You ARE aware that half of your gnomes are my agents, right?
You ARE aware that that glass of wine you just drank was laced with a microscopic, slow-acting, uncurable posion, right?

You ARE aware that I didn't drink any glass of wine, now or within the last few days. You, on the other hand, have been fed disinformation for most of the time your movement existed.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-07 01:31am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: And the reason the MODs are amused by my genious is because they don't really know whats going on behind the scenes. I've got Gnomes everywhere, at any moment I could assinate the leaders of this board, spacebattles, EAS (and all of the SCN in general), TF.Net, ect. I'm just biding my time, but once EpIII comes out, this human world has nothing left to offer me. Watch your back MODs, this Gnomes out for ya!

*goes on a rampage of wonton destruction of garden gnomes with large caliber weaponry*

This is what happens when you screw around with SCN, buddy.

<edit: another grade A threadjack in progress, +1>

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-07 01:33am

fgalkin wrote:You ARE aware that I didn't drink any glass of wine, now or within the last few days. You, on the other hand, have been fed disinformation for most of the time your movement existed.

You ARE aware that when you drank said wine, you happened to be....unconsious...

Myself, I have just purged the Gnomish Hordes completely, and bought a new set from within my own private labrotories: GNOMICON. Any spies you once had have been exterminated. I will now engage in rigorous loyalty-trials from this day forth. Said trials may include...killing a captured Cult of Fgalkin prisoner? Lets see 'em hold under that.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-07 01:36am

Nathan F wrote:*goes on a rampage of wonton destruction of garden gnomes with large caliber weaponry*

This is what happens when you screw around with SCN, buddy.

<edit: another grade A threadjack in progress, +1>

*is immediately stopped in his tracks when an explosive shuriken punctures his throat, and bursts into flames shortly thereafter*

This is what happens when you screw with the Secret Gnome Revolution, buddy.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-07 01:37am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:You ARE aware that I didn't drink any glass of wine, now or within the last few days. You, on the other hand, have been fed disinformation for most of the time your movement existed.
You ARE aware that when you drank said wine, you happened to be....unconsious...

Myself, I have just purged the Gnomish Hordes completely, and bought a new set from within my own private labrotories: GNOMICON. Any spies you once had have been exterminated. I will now engage in rigorous loyalty-trials from this day forth. Said trials may include...killing a captured Cult of Fgalkin prisoner? Lets see 'em hold under that.

Should I tell him? Nah. I will let him remain in ingorance.

Your system will not work.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-07 01:42am

fgalkin wrote:Should I tell him? Nah. I will let him remain in ingorance.

Your system will not work.

How so do I hate small textexcept when used as part of my misinformation plots, and I'm afraid I must inform you,

*watches as Gnomes raid CoF outpost, brutally slaughtering the hapless supports of the pathetic cult*

things are working out quite nicely.

Now, most unfortunately, time is short (especially for you fgalkin, that poison may be slow-acting, but it'll get the job done soon enough) and I'm afraid my duties lie eslewhere at the moment. As such, I shall depart.

*whisks away into the night*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-07 02:08am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Should I tell him? Nah. I will let him remain in ingorance.

Your system will not work.
How so do I hate small textexcept when used as part of my misinformation plots, and I'm afraid I must inform you,

*watches as Gnomes raid CoF outpost, brutally slaughtering the hapless supports of the pathetic cult*

things are working out quite nicely.

Now, most unfortunately, time is short (especially for you fgalkin, that poison may be slow-acting, but it'll get the job done soon enough) and I'm afraid my duties lie eslewhere at the moment. As such, I shall depart.

*whisks away into the night*

Ahh, ignorance is bliss. Poor Gnome, he does not see what lies ahead of him

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-07 02:12am

Ghost Rider wrote: You laced his wine with Iocaine powder ?

He could've built up a resistance to it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-07 02:19am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote: You laced his wine with Iocaine powder ?
He could've built up a resistance to it.

Watch as he decides to start a land war in Asia now.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-07 02:19am

*GO!GO! GO!*

*Thread de-hijack in progress...*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-07 03:00am

*Blasts the thread with the Death Star, all perish*

[mofftarkin] Enough of this pointless bickering.[/mofftarkin]

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-07 09:30am

Ah, but a simple man made laser cannot destroy a superhuman threadjack!

Infidels!!!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-07 09:34am

I believe it is time to show you all the true powers of a MOD!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-07 09:48am

Spam.

Colonel, why haven't you locked this yet?

FEAR MY ELITE MOD BLUE TEXT!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-07 10:37am

Vympel wrote:Spam.

Colonel, why haven't you locked this yet?

FEAR MY ELITE MOD BLUE TEXT!

I blame my crap internet connection

I thought I had locked the damned thread after my post.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-07 10:38am

Back on topic, I would say yes, AB does deserve a custom title, seeing as he has the requisite number of posts, and they are occasionally memorable...

At least to me...

And discounting his contribution to the 'funny joke' thread....

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-07 10:59am

I don't believe custom titles should go to people who know how to post. I like Mike's 'you have to do something important or notable to get a title' plan.

That, and it'll make me feel THAAAAAAT much more important if I ever get one!