New US Special Forces Group Formed.....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-08 11:12am

Got this in the mail today..

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-08 11:17am

Clearly, with these... "guys" war would be over in a week!

(There's an error in no. 5: some ARE queer.)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-08 11:40am

Warspite wrote:

Clearly, with these... "guys" war would be over in a week!

(There's an error in no. 5: some ARE queer.)

Actually that's part of the joke. "Some is queer" is the proper redneckese

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-08 11:51am

AAhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-08 02:39pm

Some is queer! LMAO

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-08 02:44pm

No limit?!! Shoot! Where do I sign up?!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-08 03:46pm

Here's something to go with the picture. U.S. Redneck Special Forces

I think it might be part of their psyops program.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-08 03:59pm

Poor folks in eye-rak is in some trouble

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 04:08pm

What's left of the Republican Guard doesn't stand a chance.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-04-08 04:27pm

3rd Impact wrote: What's left of the Republican Guard doesn't stand a chance.

Anyone know how to say, "Squeel like a pig" or "Boy, you sure have a purty mouth" in Arabic?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-08 07:04pm

Whut in tarnation ah offer hyar is an involved yet detached look at Iraq's ballyhoos. Perhaps time, further study, an' mo'e refleckshun will eifer modify o' inrich th' analysis offered hyar, but Iraq has no soul, ah reckon. Th' nitty-gritty of whut ah's about t'write is this: Iraq argues thet ah's feckless fo' wantin' t'issue a call t'conscience an' reason, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah sh'd point out thet this hyar is almost th' same argoomnt thet was made aginst Copernicus an' Galileo almost ha'f a millennium ago. ah have taken th' liberty of lettin' Iraq knows thet obscurantism is dangerous. Its hostile vahshun of it is doubly so. Eff'n, five years ago, ah had dexcribed an o'ganizashun like Iraq t'yo' an' told yo' thet in five years, it'd ridicule, parody, censo', an' downgrade opposin' ideas, yo'd haf thunk me insidious. Yo'd haf laughed at me an' told me it c'dn't happen, as enny fool kin plainly see. So it is useful now t'note thet, fust, it has happened an', second, t'try t'unnerstan' how it happened an' how by refusin' t'ack, by refusin' t'take advantage of a rare oppo'tunity t'appeal not t'th' contented an' satisfied, but embrace them to'mented by sufferin', them wifout peace, th' unhappy an' th' discontented, we is givin' it th' power t'fo'ce us t'tailo' our put-downs jest t'sueyt its hideboun' whims. Th' facks is in: Iraq funckshuns not as a social critic, but as an unorigeenal imitato' of th' rulin' ideologues.

Credit goes to Scott Pakin's complaint letter generator and the Dialectizer.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-04-08 08:14pm

ROFLMFAO!!!

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-04-08 08:18pm

3rd Impact wrote: What's left of the Republican Guard doesn't stand a chance.

More like the Republican Guard Buffet dosen't stand a chance........last room they cleared was after Joe-Bob(kneeling) ate 5 chili-dogs and a case of Coors........

I mean really , what are they going to do , smack them to death with their man-titties......

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-08 08:48pm

Can anyone else picture those two big gorgeous hunks o' man in the middle repelling down the side of a building?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-08 09:52pm

That's all I really can say, but I'll try to say more.

Once these brave souls come back home, they will be greeted with cheers from their friends at the shooting range, as well as their second cousins.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-08 10:24pm

Sokar wrote:
3rd Impact wrote: What's left of the Republican Guard doesn't stand a chance.
More like the Republican Guard Buffet dosen't stand a chance........last room they cleared was after Joe-Bob(kneeling) ate 5 chili-dogs and a case of Coors........

I mean really , what are they going to do , smack them to death with their man-titties......

And I was going to say "Look at the bitch-tits on the one in the middle", thanks, Sokar.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-04-08 10:39pm

Beat ya to the punch there Frank

Also is it just me or does it look like the kneeling one just shit his pants.....hes got that "oops...I crapped my pants" grimace on......

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-04-09 06:35am

Sokar wrote:Beat ya to the punch there Frank

Also is it just me or does it look like the kneeling one just shit his pants.....hes got that "oops...I crapped my pants" grimace on......

Nah, that's just his war face. I think the mere act of dropping someone that size from a plane over Eye-raq would certainly send a clear message that we're serious. Imagine the crater! He'd be Billy-bob moab.