STGODs/SDs ahoy!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:11pm

w00t!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-10 09:15pm

*uses ion cannon on Phong*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-10 09:15pm

*rejects the ion cannon as outside the tech level*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-10 09:17pm

*watches this battle a safe distance away, with Hyperjump Engines hot and ready to go at a moment's notice*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-10 09:19pm

I claim the Interstellar Empire of New Rome. You will BOW before New Rome!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:20pm

Beowulf wrote:*uses ion cannon on Phong*

::unleashes the Imperium Silver Crystal, obliterating the ion cannon while absorbing the beam's energy for later use::

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:21pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I claim the Steller Empire of New Byzantine. You will BOW before New Byzantine!

The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-10 09:21pm

phongn wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I claim the Steller Empire of New Byzantine. You will BOW before New Byzantine!
The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.

We are the Lost...

Lower your shields, or be destroyed.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-10 09:23pm

The walls of New Rome shall never be breached!

Roma Victor!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-10 09:24pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*watches this battle a safe distance away, with Hyperjump Engines hot and ready to go at a moment's notice*

*Engages Jump Engines because Dalton's about to nuke this TGOD!!!!*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-10 09:26pm

Looks like I have to save everyone from their sanity.

*uploads a Janeway/Darkstar/Mellian combined personality construct onto everyone's ship comp*

*Takes adavantage of resulting chaos to escape*

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:27pm

SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I claim the Steller Empire of New Byzantine. You will BOW before New Byzantine!
The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.
We are the Lost...

Lower your shields, or be destroyed.

::distracts the Beast with some cookies::

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-10 09:28pm

phongn wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote: The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.
We are the Lost...

Lower your shields, or be destroyed.
::distracts the Beast with some cookies::

*Inharmonious chorus of damned souls*

COOOOOOKIES!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-10 09:28pm

Shinova wrote:Looks like I have to save everyone from their sanity.

*uploads a Janeway/Darkstar/Mellian combined personality construct onto everyone's ship comp*

*Takes adavantage of resulting chaos to escape*

Didn't catch me, I was in the third layer of Hyperspace...

Ahh fuck! Damn Thirdspace Aliens!

*starts dodging TSA Fighters, charges up the Camaro's Mini Turbolasers, and blasts a TSA Capship to Hell*

See You In Hell!

*blasts away at max burn*

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:29pm

Shinova wrote:Looks like I have to save everyone from their sanity.

*uploads a Janeway/Darkstar/Mellian combined personality construct onto everyone's ship comp*

*Takes adavantage of resulting chaos to escape*

It takes something on the order of a Marissa Picard/Sailor Moon crossover fanfic to destroy my sanity (I once read one, and I promptly failed my SAN check). Luckily, Marina saved my mind with a sample of DIG's next chapter.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-10 09:30pm

We are the Third Empire, surrender, or face annihilation...

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-10 09:32pm

phongn wrote:The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.

Ch'rowl you all! The Ever-shifting Faction, controlled by me, will win! I am the Kzin? The GPF? Or an Outsider construct built for destruction? Not even I know

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:34pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
phongn wrote:The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.
Ch'rowl you all! The Ever-shifting Faction, controlled by me, will win! I am the Kzin? The GPF? Or an Outsider construct built for destruction? Not even I know

Not even Guardian Sanchez can resist cookies made from the combined powers of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy Morisato. Here, have some!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-10 09:35pm

phongn wrote:Not even Guardian Sanchez can resist cookies made from the combined powers of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy Morisato. Here, have some!

I need not this crude confections of powdered wheat and--hey, are those chocolate chip?

...

Damn you and your wiles...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-10 09:38pm

SirNitram wrote:
phongn wrote:
SirNitram wrote: We are the Lost...

Lower your shields, or be destroyed.
::distracts the Beast with some cookies::
*Inharmonious chorus of damned souls*

COOOOOOKIES!

*records that sound and puts it on a Data Crystal ROM and starts playing it over and over again through his Lil Blue Camaro's sound system, laughing insanely at every iteration as he hurtles through Thirdspace...*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-10 09:43pm

Ah! As you all bicker amongst yourselves, the mighty spaceborne legions of New Rome have swept in like a storm and engulfed a dozen worlds!

Nos sunt mortuum virem!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-10 09:44pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Ah! As you all bicker amongst yourselves, the mighty spaceborne legions of New Rome have swept in like a storm and engulfed a dozen worlds!

Nos sunt mortuum virem!

In the time it takes them to do that, I could infect a Galaxy.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-10 09:44pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Ah! As you all bicker amongst yourselves, the mighty spaceborne legions of New Rome have swept in like a storm and engulfed a dozen worlds!

Nos sunt mortuum virem!

Only a dozen? But I control a galaxy...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-10 09:45pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Ah! As you all bicker amongst yourselves, the mighty spaceborne legions of New Rome have swept in like a storm and engulfed a dozen worlds!

Nos sunt mortuum virem!

Here, have a cookie!

::feeds his personell each a dozen chocolate chip cookies::

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-04-10 09:46pm

SirNitram wrote:In the time it takes them to do that, I could infect a Galaxy.

Then you would infect two, then four, then eight, then... then I would psychically attack one task force of yours, and the telepathic nature of your power would spread the doom, killing billions of worlds, and with each fresh genocide, adding that pain to the spreading Dark-force wave, 'til it swept back and forth across your territory like a storm from hell.

...

And then you would recover within a month. Bastard nanites...