I leave for two hours...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:05pm

And you create a new forum AGAIN. I'll be complaining about this 'till the end of time, you know. Still, I always have fun TGODing. None shall defeat the armies of Gnomania! THATS IT! Prepare for a new Secret Gnome Revolution you fools! From beneath the shadows they lurk, stubby, but with a sense of battle like none other. Finest damn army on Earth.

Unfortunately, after bitching a bit about this and the Wings game, I must RETURN to that damnably addictive sport. I'll be back though, ya punks.

*whisks away into the night to be fucking frustated as hell by hockey*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-10 11:27pm

*shoots the gnome*

Revolution over.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:29pm

fgalkin wrote:*shoots the gnome*

Revolution over.

*bullet bounces harmlessly off personal shield*

Puh-leeze, your sad excuse for a cult put up less of a fight then my shower mildew. My Revolution rocks on, man.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-10 11:32pm

Your revolution ended in a blast of gridfire as I recall.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:35pm

Stormbringer wrote:Your revolution ended in a blast of gridfire as I recall.

Really? I remember signing that treaty, if you recall.

*flashes legal documents around*

Anyways, you can always build more followers. What do you think GNOMICON does for a living? Don't give me a wise-ass response either, they make Gnomes.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-10 11:37pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Your revolution ended in a blast of gridfire as I recall.
Really? I remember signing that treaty, if you recall.

*flashes legal documents around*

Anyways, you can always build more followers. What do you think GNOMICON does for a living? Don't give me a wise-ass response either, they make Gnomes.

Gnomes are nice, Knife Missles are better.

And yes, we have a truce.... for now.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-10 11:39pm

Not with me, you don't. You are all welcome to my torture ship, the GCU Assraping Monstrosity, and it's avatar: Bubba.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:40pm

Stormbringer wrote:Gnomes are nice, Knife Missles are better.

yeah, but when was the last time a knife missle did your laundry, or served you lunch? Gnomes do all sorts of cool stuff knives could only dream of.

And yes, we have a truce.... for now.

Well gee, if THAT wasn't a major give-away, I don't know what was.

*begins building anti-Culture defenses, which is NOT in violation fo the truce*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-10 11:43pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Gnomes are nice, Knife Missles are better.
yeah, but when was the last time a knife missle did your laundry, or served you lunch? Gnomes do all sorts of cool stuff knives could only dream of.

And yes, we have a truce.... for now.
Well gee, if THAT wasn't a major give-away, I don't know what was.

*begins building anti-Culture defenses, which is NOT in violation fo the truce*

Anti-Culture defense? Don't make me laugh!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-10 11:43pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:yeah, but when was the last time a knife missle did your laundry, or served you lunch? Gnomes do all sorts of cool stuff knives could only dream of.

True.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well gee, if THAT wasn't a major give-away, I don't know what was.

*begins building anti-Culture defenses, which is NOT in violation fo the truce*

*begins summoning the warfleet for a preemptive strike*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:45pm

fgalkin wrote:Anti-Culture defense? Don't make me laugh!

What, you think I was just downloading info from Stormbringer's ROU for fun? I had to work hours for that stuff! The lesbians were hust a cover up/number one objective extradonaire.

I know all sorts of cool stuff about Culture shit now ya fools. And as we speak, I'm producing ways to counter the increasing threats of the Culture.

Ph34r da Gnomage!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-10 11:48pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Anti-Culture defense? Don't make me laugh!
What, you think I was just downloading info from Stormbringer's ROU for fun? I had to work hours for that stuff! The lesbians were hust a cover up/number one objective extradonaire.

I know all sorts of cool stuff about Culture shit now ya fools. And as we speak, I'm producing ways to counter the increasing threats of the Culture.

Ph34r da Gnomage!

You will still lose, though. Why? Stormbringer's fleet of ROUs is on its way as we speak.

Oh, and ph34r the GCU Assraping Monstrosity, for it is truly evil.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-10 11:48pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Anti-Culture defense? Don't make me laugh!
What, you think I was just downloading info from Stormbringer's ROU for fun? I had to work hours for that stuff! The lesbians were hust a cover up/number one objective extradonaire.

I know all sorts of cool stuff about Culture shit now ya fools. And as we speak, I'm producing ways to counter the increasing threats of the Culture.

Ph34r da Gnomage!

*Sends hundreds of thousands of ROUs into Gnome Terroritory where they promptly begin wiping out star sytems. Thousands of suns and countless worlds vanish into the shearing light of gridefire incursions.*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-10 11:54pm

Stormbringer wrote:*Sends hundreds of thousands of ROUs into Gnome Terroritory where they promptly begin wiping out star sytems. Thousands of suns and countless worlds vanish into the shearing light of gridefire incursions.*

*looks to the stars, watchign one go out occaisonally*

Nope, that wasn't me....Not that one either....Nuh-uh....Warmer....Warmer...Oops, ya lost it again....

Anyways, using our superior Gnome inginuity, and fine skill of tinkering (even Alyrium has to agree with me on that), we've been able to increase production of the GNOMICON Type-7 Anti-Culture Warfare Series one-hundred fold.

*shield descends over planet, and the guns prepare to assualt the comign storm*

I'm sure somewhere buried in this war there's a legal document that says you can't to that *watches stars blink out* but I think those documents might as well be null and void right now, eh?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-10 11:57pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:*Sends hundreds of thousands of ROUs into Gnome Terroritory where they promptly begin wiping out star sytems. Thousands of suns and countless worlds vanish into the shearing light of gridefire incursions.*
*looks to the stars, watchign one go out occaisonally*

Nope, that wasn't me....Not that one either....Nuh-uh....Warmer....Warmer...Oops, ya lost it again....

Anyways, using our superior Gnome inginuity, and fine skill of tinkering (even Alyrium has to agree with me on that), we've been able to increase production of the GNOMICON Type-7 Anti-Culture Warfare Series one-hundred fold.

*shield descends over planet, and the guns prepare to assualt the comign storm*

I'm sure somewhere buried in this war there's a legal document that says you can't to that *watches stars blink out* but I think those documents might as well be null and void right now, eh?

*Starts laughing as the ROUs effectorize the guns, and displace the CAM under the shield, destroying the planet.*

Bubba will get, you, Gnome.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-10 11:59pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*looks to the stars, watchign one go out occaisonally*

Nope, that wasn't me....Not that one either....Nuh-uh....Warmer....Warmer...Oops, ya lost it again....

Anyways, using our superior Gnome inginuity, and fine skill of tinkering (even Alyrium has to agree with me on that), we've been able to increase production of the GNOMICON Type-7 Anti-Culture Warfare Series one-hundred fold.

*shield descends over planet, and the guns prepare to assualt the comign storm*

I'm sure somewhere buried in this war there's a legal document that says you can't to that *watches stars blink out* but I think those documents might as well be null and void right now, eh?

Yeah. I think that's a safe assumption.

*watches as the Gmone sheilds cave in under bombardments of grdifire and CAMs. *

Let the slaughter commence!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-11 12:01am

Stormbringer wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*looks to the stars, watchign one go out occaisonally*

Nope, that wasn't me....Not that one either....Nuh-uh....Warmer....Warmer...Oops, ya lost it again....

Anyways, using our superior Gnome inginuity, and fine skill of tinkering (even Alyrium has to agree with me on that), we've been able to increase production of the GNOMICON Type-7 Anti-Culture Warfare Series one-hundred fold.

*shield descends over planet, and the guns prepare to assualt the comign storm*

I'm sure somewhere buried in this war there's a legal document that says you can't to that *watches stars blink out* but I think those documents might as well be null and void right now, eh?
Yeah. I think that's a safe assumption.

*watches as the Gmone sheilds cave in under bombardments of grdifire and CAMs. *

Let the slaughter commence!

I'm with you, comrade.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-11 12:02am

fgalkin wrote:*Starts laughing as the ROUs effectorize the guns, and displace the CAM under the shield, destroying the planet.*

Bubba will get, you, Gnome.

*effectors fizzle out as the hit the anti-effector field (first witnessed in the "TGODing" thread), and displacers fizzle out as they come up against the defense shield*

I wasn't gonna give up that easily, you silly Rusky.

*Type-7 Anti-Culture guns open fire, ripping many nearby ROUs a new one*

DGG: Shields?
OFFICER: Holding steady. There's gonna be a long wait to get through this one. Finest Gnomes in the universe built these baby, y'know, and it sure helped speed up production since we got all that info from Stormbringers ship...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-11 12:05am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
fgalkin wrote:*Starts laughing as the ROUs effectorize the guns, and displace the CAM under the shield, destroying the planet.*

Bubba will get, you, Gnome.
*effectors fizzle out as the hit the anti-effector field (first witnessed in the "TGODing" thread), and displacers fizzle out as they come up against the defense shield*

I wasn't gonna give up that easily, you silly Rusky.

*Type-7 Anti-Culture guns open fire, ripping many nearby ROUs a new one*

DGG: Shields?
OFFICER: Holding steady. There's gonna be a long wait to get through this one. Finest Gnomes in the universe built these baby, y'know, and it sure helped speed up production since we got all that info from Stormbringers ship...

*Opens up with the new new and even more improved Thug-Class. A salvo of Excession level gridfire burst hit the Gnome planet obliterating it easly*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-11 12:10am

Stormbringer wrote:*Opens up with the new new and even more improved Thug-Class. A salvo of Excession level gridfire burst hit the Gnome planet obliterating it easly*

*DGG is lifted away from the planet in his trusty (read: UBER) Lambda, as a new planet is displaced into the void*

Now it is time for my ultimate plan....

*an enormous projection opens up into the void from the new planet, featuring hot lesbian sex, twi'leks included*

Lovely isn't it?

*While Stormbringer and Co. are distracted for....obvious reasons...The Type-8 Anti-Culture guns open fire, vaporizing the...busy....fleet*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-11 12:11am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:*Opens up with the new new and even more improved Thug-Class. A salvo of Excession level gridfire burst hit the Gnome planet obliterating it easly*
*DGG is lifted away from the planet in his trusty (read: UBER) Lambda, as a new planet is displaced into the void*

Now it is time for my ultimate plan....

*an enormous projection opens up into the void from the new planet, featuring hot lesbian sex, twi'leks included*

Lovely isn't it?

*While Stormbringer and Co. are distracted for....obvious reasons...The Type-8 Anti-Culture guns open fire, vaporizing the...busy....fleet*

*the ship's Mind's not distracted vaporise the shells of the Gnome cannon and answer with another blast of gridfire*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-11 12:16am

Stormbringer wrote:*the ship's Mind's not distracted vaporise the shells of the Gnome cannon and answer with another blast of gridfire*

I don't suppose there's....Mind porn, is there? *shudders*

*shields hold, as more and more planets are displaced into the void, firing their new Type-8s at the outclassed ROUs*

Your fleet is lost, and I assure you we are quite safe from your pathetic little band. Surrender to the Gnomish Hordes, or you will meet your....destiny....

EDIT: Either way, I'm hitting the hay so I'll get back to vaporizing you later.

*whisks away into the night*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-11 12:19am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I don't suppose there's....Mind porn, is there? *shudders*

*shields hold, as more and more planets are displaced into the void, firing their new Type-8s at the outclassed ROUs*

Your fleet is lost, and I assure you we are quite safe from your pathetic little band. Surrender to the Gnomish Hordes, or you will meet your....destiny....

"Fleet? This is but a task force!"

*watches as the relatively undamged ROU task force begin opening fire with their newly acquired hypermissles.*

Got a good deal on them.