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What would you do to him?

Lock him up in a tiny room together with a dozen rabid monkeys!
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Force him to read RSA's website!
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5%
Lock him up in a tiny room together with MKSheppard!
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15%
Hypnotize him to do whatever you want, then tell him to fuck himself ...!
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Crush him to death between two hugely overweight men!
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5%
Tie him up and let him watch porn for a weak, then pump him full of ecstasy and show him a dead dog!
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25%
Meat grinder + testicles!
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5%
Teach him the difference between glycerol and glycerol trinitrate ... the hard way!
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10%
Let him take a bath ... in sulfuric acid!
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10%
Killer bees on speed!
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15%
 
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The problem is that no one knows who Saddam really is. The guy could just claim to be a double, and the sheer probability of him telling the truth is actually fairly high.
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Sic him on the dead dog! And broadcast the images worldwide. :twisted:
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The phscopath in me wants to give his ass over to the large crowd outside of whatever plaza we have him in, in Iraq. Let the crowds that he oppressed for two decades tear him apart. :twisted: :twisted:

The Jingoist in me wants to try him in a US military court and when done, have a representive of each service drag his ass out back and plug him in the forehead with a .45. each.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a solution so obvious its astounding.

The Hague.
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