Stuff you can't believe you got away with

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-07 08:31pm

Are there some things you have done that you look back on, and can't believe you got away with them?

Last week, the 11th graders in my HS were taking tests, and the other grades sat around in homeroom for 3 hours. Realizing this was wasted time, my sister suggested she stay up late, and my family approved, and I stayed up until 12:30 AM, and got to school at 10 in the morning.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-07 10:47pm

Getting a blowjob from a girl in the garage with her dad in the house.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-07 10:59pm

Fucking a lass in the same room as parents....without getting noticed.....though she damn near bit through my hand.....

And some wonder why I'm fond of the dark......

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-08 01:21am

Getting blazed out of my skull on Saturday night and passing a drug test Monday morning.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-04-08 01:26am

Drivng my drunk-ass friend home, even though I only had my permit at the time. Dumbest thing i've ever done...

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-04-08 01:31am

RedImperator wrote:Getting blazed out of my skull on Saturday night and passing a drug test Monday morning.

Now THAT is a feat worthy of praise. Hear hear!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-08 01:31am

Building and designing a rocket (out of a 20oz coke bottle, for a main fuselage) using leftovers from high school senior Physics class with two of my friends, and shooting it on the football field, while the middle school football team was on the other end practicing.

Got a chewing, but, hey, there was a week of school left and it was from the middle school football coach.

In other words, we got away scotch free, lol.

Also got away that entire year sneaking in an X-Box and having huge HALO tournaments in unused rooms.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-08 01:45am

Throwing a Pepsi bomb (don't ask) into the backyard of a kid I hated. Let's just say I ruined a good chunk of his lawn.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-04-08 02:23am

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DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-04-10 10:18am

Where to begin...

pissing on car door handles.
getting a handjob in the back of a car while the chicks sister was in the front.
Returning the above.
Causing an incredible amount of vandalism in one night & not getting caught.
Drunkenly blagging my way past a huge scary bouncer into a snazzy bar with an entorage of drunken miscreants in tow.
Having lots of sex in situations that could all to easily have been interrupted.

theres more Iv just got to mentally distinguish it from normal stuff...

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-04-11 03:11am

Let's see:

The big one: grand theft auto, driving without license and insurance, ignoring speed limits, driving without lights on at 1:30am in a stolen car, and about a half dozen other things all in one night... Man that was fun, never will do that again since I did get away with it (didn't damage the car at all. when you're good, you're good, what can you say?

), but still that was one hell of an adrenaline rush

Pissing on car radiators
Unauthorized access (physical and electronic)

And a few other things I shall not talk about here.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-11 03:16am

Misdemeanor placement of a facsimile bomb.

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2003-04-11 03:18am

Are you or any of your affiliates in any way connected to the police or any other government agencies?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-11 03:21am

meNNis wrote:Are you or any of your affiliates in any way connected to the police or any other government agencies?

Uh, I know that at least one is.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-04-11 04:12am

Just speeding.

Well, speeding along quite rapidly, in a rather speedy car, that I was taking for a test drive.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-11 04:24am

Errrr, quite a bit of rather naughty (read illegal, not quite felony, but still bad) stuff I did when I was younger.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-11 12:27pm

Well, some punk kid yanked down my hat in front of my eyes, knocking off my glasses. Then I socked him real good in the ribs. After much discussion(in which my friends saved my hide), I got to go the Museum after all. Yay. Unfortunatly, the trip lasted only two hours

I'm still pissed about it.

Seele · Post by **Seele** » 2003-04-11 01:20pm

Smoking my 1st and last bowl and being asked afterwards to drive a girl home that I didn't know and being followed by a cop for 8 miles.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-11 01:37pm

During my entire 6th Year of High school i was high as a kite. We where doing a GNVQ in Science and we where left pretty much to our own devices as such er took the oppertunity to lean how to make a pipe outta a coke can. We only sobbered up a bit so we could leanr how to brew beer. Incidently we all passed with very high marks.

Another thing i did was take a shit through an open sun roof. It was very late, or early depending on your point of view, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-11 02:49pm

vandalism
sex in public
drugs
fights

never got in trouble with the police

Ignorant twit · Post by **Ignorant twit** » 2003-04-11 08:27pm

Making and detonating RDX.

No arrests, nor missing fingers.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-11 09:05pm

Darth Pounder wrote:During my entire 6th Year of High school i was high as a kite. We where doing a GNVQ in Science and we where left pretty much to our own devices as such er took the oppertunity to lean how to make a pipe outta a coke can. We only sobbered up a bit so we could leanr how to brew beer. Incidently we all passed with very high marks.

Another thing i did was take a shit through an open sun roof. It was very late, or early depending on your point of view, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

sixth year? Is the system in Ireland different then in America? because I know the one in europe proper is, btu I thought we borrowed the English educating system...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-11 09:05pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:Fucking a lass in the same room as parents....without getting noticed.....though she damn near bit through my hand.....

Story TIME!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-11 09:58pm

6th year is the final year....

As for story time.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-12 07:01am

In the Uk the education system works weirdly. We start off in Primary School, Junior High is the american equiv. We stay in Primary from P1 (Primary 1) through to P7. Then we go to high school and it begins again only it;s called Form 1. You are legally allowed to leave school after completion of 5th Form but i chose to stay on another year and do a GNVQ the class was Lower Sixth. If you do A-Levels you have to stay on an extra 2 years putting you in Upper-Sixth. It is a strange system but at the time i was too high to care.

Incidenly for stuff i've gotten away with i would also like to add numerous street riots and displays of civil disobediance all in the name of Loyalism.