What kitchen utensil are YOU? [quiz]

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-11 08:41am

what kitchen utensil are YOU?

You are a fridge! You can keep your cool, even when faced with a heated situation. You enjoy being the center of attention, and people come to you for advice or when they want something. People also like to stick things to the front of your body.

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-04-11 08:50am

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-11 08:55am

You are a toaster! You enjoy holding heated conversations but have a hard time not letting your anger get the best of you. Be careful with your short temper. You also enjoy making toast. Just remember to stay away from metal objects.

Wow... that pretty well pegs me, doesn't it?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-11 08:56am

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-11 08:57am

I'm a fridge.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-11 09:28am

ROFL!!!

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-11 09:38am

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-11 09:39am

That's a surprise, Frank.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-11 09:44am

I'm a SPORK! How the HELL did that happen?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-11 09:47am

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's a surprise, Frank.

Hey I do like to stab things

(not that much though)

I'm a SPORK! How the HELL did that happen?

???? Post pic!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-11 09:51am

Okay...

"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-11 09:53am

ROFL

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-11 10:01am

Lagmonster wrote:Okay...

"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

'tis only useless to you... the spork is very handy for stabbing our mayor..

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-11 10:04am

Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-11 10:05am

Lagmonster wrote:Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)

Mmm... veggie beef stew... yum yum! And then, it's also good for mashed potatoes over at KFC.. but I think it best we not go there..

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-04-11 10:18am

verilon wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Yeah! A spork is NOT useless! I defy anyone to find a better way to eat stew! (Then again, I defy anyone to EAT stew. Gross.)
Mmm... veggie beef stew... yum yum! And then, it's also good for mashed potatoes over at KFC.. but I think it best we not go there..

Stew is the processed jarred baby food of adult cuisine, second only to 'seafood pate' in its ability to look like part of its preperatory process was to be chewed up and regurgitated by badgers.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-11 10:39am

Fuck yea I am feeling storta stabby right now!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-11 11:16am

Yay! I got William Perry! I'm gonna join da Bears!! DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BE-(*zot*as I get hit by dart)*thunk*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-11 12:20pm

WTF, I think someone needs to pass on the definition of "utensil" to the creator of this quiz. A fridge, a toaster and a washing machine are definitely NOT utensils.... Durrr.

Anyway, I got:

You are a fridge! You can keep your cool, even when faced with a heated situation. You enjoy being the center of attention, and people come to you for advice or when they want something. People also like to stick things to the front of your body.

LOL, I love that last line!

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-11 12:44pm

Wraaa!!! Ph34r my sporkiness!

"You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless"

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-11 01:07pm

Fridge!

I think this quiz sucks, one can see right through the questions to the several, and few, utensils, or whatever.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2003-04-11 01:11pm

knife

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-11 01:13pm

Warspite wrote:Fridge!

I think this quiz sucks, one can see right through the questions to the several, and few, utensils, or whatever.

It's still fun in a completely random kind of way. I wasn't exactly sure what the description for being a fridge or a washing machine would be, after all, so there was a bit of mystery to it...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-11 06:01pm

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-11 06:09pm

You are a knife! You enjoy stabbing things, and that's about it, really. You also enjoy being in charge, but don't forget, you can't do things by yourself all the time. Give the fork a chance.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin