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Celidwen wrote:Hello, everyone! I'm Celidwen... Which you probably already know... But oh well.
Greetings, Imperial Subject Celidwen. You should receive a memorandum of welcome from Grey Six within the next 12 hours.
Who's Grey Six?? Clonetrooper slang for the 6 most influental Kaminoan politicians??

BTW, on subject of movies, I have only seen Galaxy Quest so far, and I liked that movie a lot. I hope I'll get to see it again.
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Celidwen wrote:Remind me never to mention "poke" again :D

Thank you, guys!
Just a reminder don't ever mention "poke" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Celidwen wrote:Hello, everyone! I'm Celidwen... Which you probably already know... But oh well.
I do now!
I'd just like to say hello... I'm not making a good first impression, am I? Sorry.
Anyone who uses self-deprecating humor well is doing fine by me :)
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Which is your favorite sci-fi satire and why? "Space Balls" or "Galaxy Quest"?


I'm putting this here because "Space Balls" basically makes fun of SW, while "Galaxy Quest" pokes fun at ST. And, I don't think it fits anywhere else.

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My favorite's definitely "Galaxy Quest," not so much because I love the film--it was okay--but that I don't really like "Space Balls."

SB was, IMO, trying too hard to be funny. When someone "combs" the desert with a gigantic comb, for instance, I'm a bit put-off. At least to these peepers, the film was full of such ham-fisted material. Over-the-top jokes can be very funny, but my humor favors something a little drier as a rule...so I suppose I like the illusion of some reality in comedy rather than one big slap-stick fest or wildly exaggerated scenario after another.

That's not to say the movie didn't have its moments (Pizza the Hutt), but I found that the bad outweighed the good. I noticed as much of many "contemporary" Mel Brooks movies...after "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein," I feel like he lost a little of his magic. (Even his Robin Hood film fell flat in some places, though as a whole I found it far better than SB.)
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Darth Wong wrote:Spaceballs' humour is sophomoric at best. It's the sort of comedy that has the word "screwball" on the advertising copy, in which every character in the movie knows he's a comedy character in a movie, and breaks the fourth wall on a regular basis. Childish humour like naming a character "Barf" is the standard fare for this film. It's typical of Mel Brooks' humour, which peaked with "Blazing Saddles" and has been sliding downhill ever since.
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I feel like I have just now. Weird. I always figured I was the only person who wasn't real big on Brooks' recent movies. I remember that, in high school, an otherwise decent kid in "home room" used to quote annoying lines from "Men in Tights" (including a song/dance no.) to the point that I had to give him an atomic wedgie.

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Actually, I liked Spaceballs, for precisely the same reasons Mike does not. It is a bad film, and shamelessly so. It gives every indication that Brooks was putting little effort into writing the film beyond staying upright in his chair and placing at least a quarter of his keystrokes on the actual keys.

It is bad in the same way an Ed Wood piece is bad, and thus incredibly funny (though not by design.)
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Re: Just Like to Say Hi, And a Pretty Non-Flammatory Subject

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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Who's Grey Six?? Clonetrooper slang for the 6 most influental Kaminoan politicians??
Who's Grey Six??!!!

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Grey Six is the head of the Imperial Intelligence Agency. Through his massive intelligence network, he is the secret eyes and ears of the Emperor (May he live forever!) Nothing happens within the Empire without his finding out about it. Now let us not speak of this again, for the walls have ears....
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hmmm then he must be sleeping on the job.We havent seen Emperor Wong in attendance at the block party
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jegs2 wrote: Grey Six is the head of the Imperial Intelligence Agency.
In other words: Grey Six is Ysanne Isard's codename??
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:In other words: Grey Six is Ysanne Isard's codename??
Well, I shouldn't be saying this, but Grey Six is really a codename for the highest-ranking intelligence officer in the IIA. The reason the codeword is used is because nobody (except perhaps for the Emperor) knows the true identity of Grey Six. Very few have ever even seen him (or her) -- sort of like Charlie from Charlie's Angels (in a vague sort of comparison anyway). I think it would be safe to say that Isard doesn't even know the true identity of Grey Six and would prefer to maintain that ignorance...
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neoolong wrote:Don't forget that they even have a video of Space Balls in Space Balls. :D
That was my favorite part.... "We are watching now, now. Everything that is happening now, is happening now."

makes me laugh till I cry :lol:
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Death from the Sea wrote:That was my favorite part.... "We are watching now, now. Everything that is happening now, is happening now."

makes me laugh till I cry :lol:
That IS one of the classics. :)

I also loved in GQ that crazy fire/crushing room. And the whole "Why would they put THIS in a starship?!" dialouge. Beautiful, and very telling of some of the stuff they've done in ST (like the Nemisis Pit of Doom. I'm sure SOMEONE explained it SOMEWHERE, but what sense did it really make, beyond a plot device??). :lol:
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Both were classic movies really...
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Due to the Assholes Sketch in Space Balls i give to to Spaceballs. I own both but Spaceballs appealed to my sence of humor more.
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*Ahem*. It is rumoured that the codename Grey Six was actually the second codename assigned to this individual. The inidivual in question is rumoured to have discovered the wormhole to this "Federation" and subsequently discovered a game developed for this foreign civilization's early computer systems. This game was known as "Rainbow Six." This was the original codename.

However, Grew Six was subsequently chosen after the individual in question discovered his subordinates chuckling over some information they had found in an archaic database which described the term, "Raindow" as being alternately a designator for a large society of unwashed indigent socialists or homosexuals. While Grey Six had no objection to either, the associative references were creating insubordination issues, and complicating his love life.
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I laughed more when I saw Space Balls. Especially at the Asshole scene.
But I like Tim Allen more. So I say Space Balls.
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I've got to go with Space Balls. At school me and a freind love quoting its lines. My favorite part was the Space Balls the movie scene.

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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Ahem*. It is rumoured that the codename Grey Six was actually the second codename assigned to this individual. The inidivual in question is rumoured to have discovered the wormhole to this "Federation" and subsequently discovered a game developed for this foreign civilization's early computer systems. This game was known as "Rainbow Six." This was the original codename.

However, Grew Six was subsequently chosen after the individual in question discovered his subordinates chuckling over some information they had found in an archaic database which described the term, "Raindow" as being alternately a designator for a large society of unwashed indigent socialists or homosexuals. While Grey Six had no objection to either, the associative references were creating insubordination issues, and complicating his love life.
LOL!! :lol: Someone should die over that...
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EmperorMing wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:*Ahem*. It is rumoured that the codename Grey Six was actually the second codename assigned to this individual. The inidivual in question is rumoured to have discovered the wormhole to this "Federation" and subsequently discovered a game developed for this foreign civilization's early computer systems. This game was known as "Rainbow Six." This was the original codename.

However, Grew Six was subsequently chosen after the individual in question discovered his subordinates chuckling over some information they had found in an archaic database which described the term, "Raindow" as being alternately a designator for a large society of unwashed indigent socialists or homosexuals. While Grey Six had no objection to either, the associative references were creating insubordination issues, and complicating his love life.
LOL!! :lol: Someone should die over that...
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jegs2 wrote: I think it would be safe to say that Isard doesn't even know the true identity of Grey Six and would prefer to maintain that ignorance...
I thought that Isard was leader of the Imperial Intelligence Bureau for some time?? (although it's not sure whether she became leader by legitimate means)
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:I thought that Isard was leader of the Imperial Intelligence Bureau for some time?? (although it's not sure whether she became leader by legitimate means)
The official leader to be sure, but things are often not what they seem, especially in the Imperial halls of power and influence...
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:I thought that Isard was leader of the Imperial Intelligence Bureau for some time?? (although it's not sure whether she became leader by legitimate means)
The official leader to be sure, but things are often not what they seem, especially in the Imperial halls of power and influence...
That's what happens when you jump from lowly field agent to leader of the entire bureau, just by secretly orchestrating the execution of your father.
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jegs2 wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I thought that Isard was leader of the Imperial Intelligence Bureau for some time?? (although it's not sure whether she became leader by legitimate means)
The official leader to be sure, but things are often not what they seem, especially in the Imperial halls of power and influence...
That's what happens when you jump from lowly field agent to leader of the entire bureau, just by indirectly, but intentionally killing your father. :twisted: :twisted:
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