Toy Destruction

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

NO one beats my brother, now he has access to liquid nitrogen.

I am still not sure what the proper send off for 12" GI Joes after little sister has "Defiled" them with her Barbie toys...

*things I wish I never found out. Joe likes taking Barbie doggy style.....

Viking funeral. The proper send-off for any fallen warrior.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

When the 1998 Godzilla movie was about to come out, I thought it was going to be a hit, so I bought a few GOdzilla toys, including a foot tall Godzilla, hoping they wouldbe worth something.

By the time July 4th rolled around, I knew they weren't going to be worth anything.

I forget what they're called, but there are these rather large round things you stick into a tube and light the fuse. I put one in, put Godzilla on top, and lit it.

After it went off, Godzilla vanished, and I heard the explosion about 40 feet above me.

I found a leg next to the tube, and I was left wondering where the hell Godzilla went. A few seconds later, the mangled toy hit the ground next to me. It was airborne for about 10 seconds.

[Ignorant twit]

Astronaut Barbie.

I was in the "gifted program". I was given access to hexamine and nitric acid - never never let immature males into the chemical room unattended. There was an abandoned quarry near our house. After cooking the nitric and hexamine I *CAREFULLY* placed the crystals, suspended in vasoline, into a small hole hand cut into granite, with an electric detonator. I ducttaped a barbie, found in said gravel pit - missing an arm from somebody elses mutilation, to a nice thick coffee can over the hole. A large spool of wire and two hills back I connected the circuit and we had "liftoff".

Never did find where Barbie made reentry, as after setting something THAT loud off running like hell seemed very prudent.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Astronaut Barbie.

I was in the "gifted program". I was given access to hexamine and nitric acid - never never let immature males into the chemical room unattended. There was an abandoned quarry near our house. After cooking the nitric and hexamine I *CAREFULLY* placed the crystals, suspended in vasoline, into a small hole hand cut into granite, with an electric detonator. I ducttaped a barbie, found in said gravel pit - missing an arm from somebody elses mutilation, to a nice thick coffee can over the hole. A large spool of wire and two hills back I connected the circuit and we had "liftoff".

Never did find where Barbie made reentry, as after setting something THAT loud off running like hell seemed very prudent.

If my calculations are correct, she should be coming down right... about... now.

[SAMAS]

Astronaut Barbie.

I was in the "gifted program". I was given access to hexamine and nitric acid - never never let immature males into the chemical room unattended. There was an abandoned quarry near our house. After cooking the nitric and hexamine I *CAREFULLY* placed the crystals, suspended in vasoline, into a small hole hand cut into granite, with an electric detonator. I ducttaped a barbie, found in said gravel pit - missing an arm from somebody elses mutilation, to a nice thick coffee can over the hole. A large spool of wire and two hills back I connected the circuit and we had "liftoff".

Never did find where Barbie made reentry, as after setting something THAT loud off running like hell seemed very prudent.

If my calculations are correct, she should be coming down right... about... now.

Oh, I was wondering where that thing came from...

[Peregrin Toker]

I have occassionally wrecked some toys, but I always did it by accident. I'm not the kind of person who deliberately wrecks stuff. (I'll probably never make it as a death metal musician)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

When the 1998 Godzilla movie was about to come out, I thought it was going to be a hit, so I bought a few GOdzilla toys, including a foot tall Godzilla, hoping they wouldbe worth something.

By the time July 4th rolled around, I knew they weren't going to be worth anything.

I forget what they're called, but there are these rather large round things you stick into a tube and light the fuse. I put one in, put Godzilla on top, and lit it.

After it went off, Godzilla vanished, and I heard the explosion about 40 feet above me.

I found a leg next to the tube, and I was left wondering where the hell Godzilla went. A few seconds later, the mangled toy hit the ground next to me. It was airborne for about 10 seconds.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Toys + Explosives = PHUN!!!!11

[namdoolb]

I feel kinda let down, the worst I did was taking pot shots at action man with an air rifle.

It was actualy quite interesting, 'cause you could shoot the extremities all day long being as they were pretty much made of solid rubber, but one or two good hits to the torso would crack it, and a few more would shatter it, rendering him useless for target practice.

[Necro99]

I can't really remember, but i burned plastic toys with a lighter, threw army men in the fireplace and the such...

My dream plan is to strap a barbie to a thermite bomb...

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

I can't really remember, but i burned plastic toys with a lighter, threw army men in the fireplace and the such...

My dream plan is to strap a barbie to a thermite bomb...

Little overkill there, don't you think? I guess it's personal taste, but for me, the point wasn't to annihilate the toy -- the point was to take play to a whole new level of gritty realism. Not to mention the trophy the toy's been rendered afterward.

If all you want to do is be rid of a possession, why not just throw it in the wood-chipper?

...

Waaaaiiiiit a minute.... *runs off*

[fgalkin]

I can't really remember, but i burned plastic toys with a lighter, threw army men in the fireplace and the such...

My dream plan is to strap a barbie to a thermite bomb...

Little overkill there, don't you think? I guess it's personal taste, but for me, the point wasn't to annihilate the toy -- the point was to take play to a whole new level of gritty realism. Not to mention the trophy the toy's been rendered afterward.

If all you want to do is be rid of a possession, why not just throw it in the wood-chipper?

...

Waaaaiiiiit a minute.... *runs off*

You sick, sick people.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[Montcalm]

When i was a kid i never destroyed any of my toy,i had the smash-up derby that was close to destuction but i prefered the (construction toy).