I hereby move for a custom title for Eddy The Very Great

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I hereby move for a custom title for Eddy The Very Great

Post by Gandalf »

I'd like to suggest either Village Idiot or Retard.
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Why, You must show evidence.
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Post by Sir Sirius »

Master of Red Herrings. Would be my suggestion.

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Methinks it has a nice ring to it. :twisted:

Well, now that the title suggestion has been submitted I'd just like to say that dispite he's quite silly and spineless behaviour I don't think that he deserves a custom title yet. Darth Wong might succeed in pounding some sense in to his head, give him some time, there is still some hope left.
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Post by Gandalf »

Darth Pounder wrote:Why, You must show evidence.
Here it is, my good sir:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=3088

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=17421

I hope I put that in right.
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Sounds like "Funamentalist Moron" material to me.
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He hasn't done anything even near deserving of a title yet. Just let him be.
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You always pick on the people with different beliefs than you.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:You always pick on the people with different beliefs than you.
Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people .


You would be stupid people.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:You always pick on the people with different beliefs than you.
No, we pick on morons. There are plenty of people here with differing beliefs, but most of them, unlike you, are able to understand what they read and converse coherently. You are just an illiterate, illogical little idiot.

Not that you will understand that, even though I've just explained it.
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How is having different beliefs stupid?
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:How is having different beliefs stupid?
The fact that your arguements for those beliefs are about as coherent as the wailing of a newborn crack baby.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:How is having different beliefs stupid?
They aren't, using pathetic arguments to defend them is. One could say something true, like Micheal Jackson is crazy, and not be able to back it up. If you're being discouraged by the intense flaming, then either concede, or try harder to defend your position.

As for the title, I say we let him go. He's just an idiot newb, he might change.
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I'm not sure. Just when I think he's making some progress and maybe learning something, he goes back to his refrain of, "STOP TRYING TO DESTROY ALL RELIGION!" I say we give him another chance to stop being a fucking idiot and actually listen to what we're telling him. If that fails, I'd suggest something like "Wounded Innocent" or "Crybaby in a Blender."
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He posts in threads saying that we must stop trying to convert him. We aren't trying to convert him, in fact we don't give a rat's ass about him, but he still thinks that we saying Jesus is stupid is comparable to knocking on his door and breaking and entering into his living room trying to fill everything with posters of Satan nude.

Not everything is about you, Eddie the not so Great. If you "won't let us convert you" then simply and kindly get the fuck out of here, nobody sent you any email telling you to "come here and be converted".

"Fundamentalist Moron" is a deserving title. He seems do defend fundies, so either he doesn't understand the difference between a Fundie and a Harmless Christian, or he is a fundie himself.
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That, and all his "you're all a bunch of meanies" cookie-cutter replies.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:You always pick on the people with different beliefs than you.
Eddy, did you read the section designed for new people coming to the board found here? If not, I would heartily recommend you do so as soon as possible -- It may save you some of the flames I've seen hurled your way...
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Darth Pounder wrote:You must show evidence.
I think this thread is good evidence as well, now that Eddie has posted here. :)
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Indeed. I say we run an IP Check, track him down, and sacrifice him to appease our dark gods.

Failing that a Custom Title is appropriate.
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how about "spammer"?
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

My suggestion, based on his style of post, is:

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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:My suggestion, based on his style of post, is:

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Post by Sir Sirius »

Having read some of his more recent posts I have changed my mind, title the fucker!
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Umm why isn't this in the HoS?

Eddy, would you mind getting off the high-horse and pulling your head out of your ass?
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Ah my idea

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Why not whiner?
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