Yet more hijack?!
*coats gnome and his accomplice in aerosol cheese* Taste my processed rage, evildoers!
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*the cheese passes through the un-reality field, transforming into Chinese battle stars*Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Yet more hijack?!
*coats gnome and his accomplice in aerosol cheese* Taste my processed rage, evildoers!
CRAP!!!
*does a quadruple backflip, contorting and twisting his body in un-human way to avoid the deadly projectiles*
Phew, no more proccesed cheese, heroic non-evildoer!
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That we shall. After all, if he is killed, there will be no more SD.Net. Because then *gasp* David and Dalton would be in charge! The Double Ds!!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You know, commrade, it was I who started the TGOD thread (along with Keevan). Such a glorious hijack, that potentially helped the creation fo the Gaming Forum. That we do owe Lord Wong. He shall be spared in the Great Revolution.
Clearly, we cannot allow THAT to happen...
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Indeed, we can't conquer the boards if they don't exist. And...RogueIce wrote:That we shall. After all, if he is killed, there will be no more SD.Net. Because then *gasp* David and Dalton would be in charge! The Double Ds!!
Clearly, we cannot allow THAT to happen...
*incinerates Raoul's aero-cheese with Type-9 Naplam Flinger*Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Yes! It's true! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT... the power of cheese...
I'm sure it can Raoul, I'm sure it can...
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unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ooh! You're gonna make me go all Army of Darnkess on you, aren'tcha!
Are you sure you're ready to die, little one? I could offer you a rank in the Gnomish/PR alliance, because once we're finished conquering this board, well, you'd better lock your doors; the Gnomes will be coming for you.
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What exactly were you expecting? Intelligent, rational contributions to the topic of this thread?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Yet more hijack?!
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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Gnomes, huh? Bring 'em on! After two Jehovah's Witnesses, three Mormons and a Kirby salesman, gnomes are just what I need to get my breath minty-fresh again!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ooh! You're gonna make me go all Army of Darnkess on you, aren'tcha!
Are you sure you're ready to die, little one? I could offer you a rank in the Gnomish/PR alliance, because once we're finished conquering this board, well, you'd better lock your doors; the Gnomes will be coming for you.
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*gasp* The great conqueror of Mormons! After making my own star empire, smashing a warlord with a fleet of Culture ships, and defeating a black mage powerful enough destroy the universe, I'm shivering at the thought of a man who can tell Jehovas Witnesses to bugger off!Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Gnomes, huh? Bring 'em on! After two Jehovah's Witnesses, three Mormons and a Kirby salesman, gnomes are just what I need to get my breath minty-fresh again!
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[Bugs Bunny]He don't know us very well, do he?[/Bugs Bunny]Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Well, I was hoping...RogueIce wrote:What exactly were you expecting? Intelligent, rational contributions to the topic of this thread?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Ohhh, I didn't tell them to bugger off. Fava beans. And a fine chianti. Yum.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*gasp* The great conqueror of Mormons! After making my own star empire, smashing a warlord with a fleet of Culture ships, and defeating a black mage powerful enough destroy the universe, I'm shivering at the thought of a man who can tell Jehovas Witnesses to bugger off!Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Gnomes, huh? Bring 'em on! After two Jehovah's Witnesses, three Mormons and a Kirby salesman, gnomes are just what I need to get my breath minty-fresh again!
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