So T'Pol is actually a man and not a woman?

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So T'Pol is actually a man and not a woman?

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http://www.trektoday.com/news/090403_02.shtml

Now it is proven fact that the so called female Vulcan going by the name T'Pol serving on Enterprise is actually a man. It has been stated on several occasions in TOS and Voyager that only male Vulcans can get Pon Farr that occurs every 7 years (?) and suddenly a female Vulcan can get Pon Farr? She must be a Vulcan male in disguise. :P :twisted: B&B are so brain-sick! :?
After contracting a virus on an away mission, T'Pol begins to prematurely experience severe symptoms of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating cycle in which she has to mate or else die. She begins to make advances on Phlox as well as Reed in her burning desire to mate, forcing the crew to find a solution. Meanwhile, Archer is kidnapped by a bounty hunter who has been hired by the Klingons to bring him back to their planet where a bounty has been put on his head for escaping from their prison (from the "Judgment" episode).
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No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.

Of course, this has been known for months. :roll:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.
I just wanted to play with the idea.
T'Pol works for a secret Vulcan organization, a man in disguised as a woman, and suddenly the Pon Farr gives him away. Now he must have sex with every crewmember on the ship that will suffer a terrific trauma as T'Pol penetrates them one by one. The crew gets black outs, they forget she is a man in disguise and the ship continues its journey as nothing has happened. :)

It would explain a lot. :twisted:
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Hmm, would a post-op M-F transexual Vulcan still experiance Pon Farr? :?
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So that explains the bowl haircut.
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i knew i KNEW this shit would happen....


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No, its the Borg.
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Nah, it'll be the Remans.
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Wouldn't the easiest solution be for someone to just screw her? Though she isn't my first choice, wouldn't it be an easy lay?

Yes, yes, extreme Vulcan strength, but that just makes it more interesting.
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it will be the kids from "A pup named scooby-doo"
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Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
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Who wants to bet that once this episode airs, Richard Whetstone (http://www.firsttvdrama.com) gets disgusted and calls it quits?
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Gandalf wrote:Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
Actually if they want to pay attention to established continuity they would have Archer and Reed fight over her.
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Who wants to bet that once this episode airs, Richard Whetstone (http://www.firsttvdrama.com) gets disgusted and calls it quits?
I wonder why he's so far behind...
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He doesn't do it at a fixed rate. I read the reviews since near the beginning. It's always like that.
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Dark Primus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.
I just wanted to play with the idea.
T'Pol works for a secret Vulcan organization, a man in disguised as a woman, and suddenly the Pon Farr gives him away. Now he must have sex with every crewmember on the ship that will suffer a terrific trauma as T'Pol penetrates them one by one. The crew gets black outs, they forget she is a man in disguise and the ship continues its journey as nothing has happened. :)

It would explain a lot. :twisted:
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The most reasonable explanation is probably a glaring continuity glitch.
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No, the most resonable explanaition is that Beavis and Buttfuck are ass-raping Trek to try and make more money yet again.

I'm roughly quoting someone from a previous thread on this topic:

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2000AD wrote:"It's not T'Pol it's T'Paul!"
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The Dark wrote:
2000AD wrote:"It's not T'Pol it's T'Paul!"
:D ...RuPol...
That's just wrong.
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Maybe she was born as a hermaphrodite, and underwent surgery to make her physically female... but the Vulcan doctors picked the wrong gender...
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I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic. :P
Yes we have to maintain suspense of disbelief after all :lol:
An in- or voluntary sexchange operation is the obvious fix for B&Bs little paradox, if you will pardon my choice of phrasiology :wink: :twisted:
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neoolong wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
Actually if they want to pay attention to established continuity they would have Archer and Reed fight over her.
Brrrzzzzztt!!! Actually, it would be more logical in this case for T'Pol to fight another female crewmember for Archer. T'Pol/Hoshi catfight. Hoshi takes it.
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hvb wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic. :P
Yes we have to maintain suspense of disbelief after all :lol:
An in- or voluntary sexchange operation is the obvious fix for B&Bs little paradox, if you will pardon my choice of phrasiology :wink: :twisted:
Actually, I'm pretty sure T'Pol would have to be pre-op for the Pon Farr thing to still be a factor.
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