Stuff you can't believe you got away with

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2 years ago, a friend and I were camping up near Teralba sailing club, where there is a high school nearby, we decided to go wandering through the school, as it was about midnight, and there was nothing else to do.
Anyway, on the way through just wandering we came across an artline marker and a nail, I decided to tag a few places about the school, and my friend etched a pic of a satanic clown into a steel door, partway through that, we saw a security car roll up, I don't know if they saw us, as I ran like hell, but they would have been blind not to.
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Post by BrYaN19kc »

Well, there was this time............

Hmmmm, maybe I better not tell that! Einy can probably guess....

LOL :P
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Turning my study hall into a LAN party for about a month (told us to stop after that, but didn't get in trouble).
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Re: Stuff you can't believe you got away with

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Are there some things you have done that you look back on, and can't believe you got away with them?


Last week, the 11th graders in my HS were taking tests, and the other grades sat around in homeroom for 3 hours. Realizing this was wasted time, my sister suggested she stay up late, and my family approved, and I stayed up until 12:30 AM, and got to school at 10 in the morning.
i dont´t get it. :?:
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

I'd love to tell you all about the biggest thing I ever got away with -- only 2 things holding me back.

1. You might not like me much if I told ya.
2. Telling you might throw the "got away with" part of it into question.

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Post by salm »

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to tell you all about the biggest thing I ever got away with -- only 2 things holding me back.

1. You might not like me much if I told ya.
2. Telling you might throw the "got away with" part of it into question.

:P
so you´re a child molester?
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Post by Rye »

Well, i didnt really get away with it, but it didnt get to the cozzers...

My parents were on holiday, and i had no way to get to 6th form, so i borrowed the car that i wasn't insured on, nor had i passed my driving test.

Long story short, i drove fine to and from school, UNTIL the way home on the friday. BAM into the back of a parked car.

Gave fake insurance info, and basically shit myself for a week till my parents came back.

Told them the truth and they sorted it all out (they didnt believe i was only using it to get to and from school). I still need to pay them £1200 though...so perhaps it isn't getting away with it, but the insurance companies didnt find out, nor did the police.
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Me & my buddy had been smoking weed while mountain biking at night and ended up with a case of the munchies. We got some burgers to munch on and we were eating them on a picnic table in front of a school. Somehow we got the "bright" idea to set all the food wrappers on fire and before we knew it a cop car had screeched to a stop in front of us. So we were high, had weed on us, started a fire in front of a school, were off our bikes so we couldn't get away, and the cops had caught us. How we talked our way out of that shit I'll never know. In the end the cops just took down our names and phone numbers and let us go with a warning. Fuck, if they searched us we were looking at some good jail time.
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Getting into various nightclubs and bars with a badly-made fake ID from Columbia.
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