"I'M not touching that brown matter! Jackson, YOU get it! "Forget it, YOU get it Donnelworth" "Hell no, get Dawkins to.....Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"As you notice, the skull is full of fecal matter. Discard it, but be careful not to throw the brain away with it. Despite being of similar composition, it is worthy of research."Darth Gojira wrote:"First, we shall examine the cranium, and the unique .000002mm brain*whips out giant circular saw*let's get started, shall we class?paladin wrote: I'm with Sir Sirius on this one. I thought this was going to be educational. We're going to see what makes a Fundie tick!"
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Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
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Despite being dead and having most of its brown matter cerebrum removed a fundie may start spouting the party line. Do not, I repeat, do not drink the formaldehyde, no matter the temptation to do so.
Once the brain is completely removed, return the skull top to its original position using the Huffarhh Screwtop lid(Childproof). The fundie will immediately become a network executive for FOX.
The brain, all five neurons, should be placed under a microscope, and once all information can be gleaned from it, have it packeged to be sent on the shuttle so that it can be sent into the sun.
Once the brain is completely removed, return the skull top to its original position using the Huffarhh Screwtop lid(Childproof). The fundie will immediately become a network executive for FOX.
The brain, all five neurons, should be placed under a microscope, and once all information can be gleaned from it, have it packeged to be sent on the shuttle so that it can be sent into the sun.