A Dad and his Mech, or How to make your kids happy

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A Dad and his Mech, or How to make your kids happy

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On the note of real-build mechs, here's a corporate-built one for the Heavy Gear series:

http://www.dp9.com/Funhouse/lifesizegear.htm

Life-size :D

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And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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The problem is that you get kids saying:

"Well at least my dad built me a mech."

"Damn."

:D

And then you get the fathers having to tell their kids no when they want one.

I wonder if that tank the other guy's father built his son could take on that mech. :D
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The Dark wrote:On the note of real-build mechs, here's a corporate-built one for the Heavy Gear series:

http://www.dp9.com/Funhouse/lifesizegear.htm

Life-size :D

I want :D :D :D
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SCWEET!!! :D
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The Dark wrote:On the note of real-build mechs, here's a corporate-built one for the Heavy Gear series:

http://www.dp9.com/Funhouse/lifesizegear.htm

Life-size :D

I want :D :D :D
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Of course, i must have Metal Gear REX to own the world with!

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Tee-hee, very interesting. Lot of effort put into it.

A tank clubhouse/fort would be interesting, too. I just wan't a Powerloader, though. :wink:
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What he couldn't spend a little and make a gundam?!

Lol, that is really cool though, there must be a total nerd behind that capentry facade.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:What he couldn't spend a little and make a gundam?!

Lol, that is really cool though, there must be a total nerd behind that capentry facade.
A little?!

You do know that Gundam mobile suits are about 60 feet tall, right? That gear is less then 20 feet standing at full height.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:What he couldn't spend a little and make a gundam?!

Lol, that is really cool though, there must be a total nerd behind that capentry facade.
A little?!

You do know that Gundam mobile suits are about 60 feet tall, right? That gear is less then 20 feet standing at full height.
I think he was talking about the 38% scale Mad Cat. The Gear's less than 15 feet (4.1 meters). The 'Cat looks to be about 18-20 feet tall. The body is taller than the builder, and the 'Cat's body only cleared the garage by an inch. 30 feet of steel was used, allowing for ~ 10' legs (given that the frame the body sits on appears to be steel as well). If we assume a 8' garage, this give a 17'11" mech. Also, the feet are sunk three feet in the ground, so whatever height might be determined by the top photograph is three feet smaller than the total construction.
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article wrote:Now maybe some of the real home projects like screening in the deck can get started… but then again the kids are never satisfied. One wants a Raven, and the little guy wants either an Atlas or a BattleMech that moves!


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Thats pretty cool. I wonder where it is? I know a lot of cities in CA have banned tree/play houses because of insurance or lawsuits.
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Thats pretty cool. I wonder where it is? I know a lot of cities in CA have banned tree/play houses because of insurance or lawsuits.
WTF?

Damn frivilous laws that keep kids from being kids. Dangit if I didn't fall out of my tree house and bust my ass a couple times, but, it taught me a few things, like not to try to jump down the ladder....

Just shows the soccer mom overprotectiveness mindset that is infecting the country. Dang, I rode a bycycle when I was a kid *gasp* without a HELMET!

As I said, getting my butt busted a few times taught me really quick not to do stupid things.
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I'm waiting for Shep to drive by in a King Tiger, blow the legs off the fort, and then lecture the crying children on how much mechs suck ass. :lol:
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The Dark wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:What he couldn't spend a little and make a gundam?!

Lol, that is really cool though, there must be a total nerd behind that capentry facade.
A little?!

You do know that Gundam mobile suits are about 60 feet tall, right? That gear is less then 20 feet standing at full height.
I think he was talking about the 38% scale Mad Cat. The Gear's less than 15 feet (4.1 meters). The 'Cat looks to be about 18-20 feet tall. The body is taller than the builder, and the 'Cat's body only cleared the garage by an inch. 30 feet of steel was used, allowing for ~ 10' legs (given that the frame the body sits on appears to be steel as well). If we assume a 8' garage, this give a 17'11" mech. Also, the feet are sunk three feet in the ground, so whatever height might be determined by the top photograph is three feet smaller than the total construction.
I remmber seeing a pic of a guy who built a 1/3 scale Gundam Zeta.
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What the hell kinda paint scheme is that?!

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Otherwise, I want three.
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