Have a Tour of Hell!
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Have a Tour of Hell!
http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/helldemon1.htm
Yes, I got this from SomethingAwful. It's ridiculous though; the main site is selling salvation bracelets...
Yes, I got this from SomethingAwful. It's ridiculous though; the main site is selling salvation bracelets...
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http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/blackhell.htm
This is the best page on the site because he isn't spewing stupidity.
This is the best page on the site because he isn't spewing stupidity.
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Is there an environmentalist in the house? Well another thing that you'll have to get used to down here is the lack of CLEAN air. As a matter of fact, they don't have any. You think New York was bad, Ha! Wait till you gulp a lung full of this stuff! You may have defended the earth to keep it pure, but if you die without JESUS you'll have nothing to look forward to but an eternity of the acrid stink of sulpher SMOKE! Oh yeah, there won't be any EPA to call down here...
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Re: Have a Tour of Hell!
LOL!Exonerate wrote:http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/helldemon1.htm
Yes, I got this from SomethingAwful. It's ridiculous though; the main site is selling salvation bracelets...
"How would you like to spend eternity with this fellow?"
Not very much; I'd get bored with cartoons after awhile
But seriously, that brings up a really thick-headed idea: "eternity in hell." Do these people not get that an eternity is ALL TIME?
As in, to be so condemned, you'd be in hell before you were alive, and WHILE you were alive?
Ouch.
Pain, or damage, don't end the world, or despair, or fuckin' beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, ya got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man ... and give some back.
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Cry woe, destruction, ruin and decay: The worst is death, and death will have his day.
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-Ole' Shakey's "Richard II," Act III, scene ii.
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Which makes "GOD"...the Grandfather of Lies? Doesn't sound all that great to me...Fucknut wrote: I pray that you are following GOD because if you are not, then you are following SATAN who is the "Father of Lies".
BTW, that Anthony Propes guy needs a good kicking. My room mates cat has bowel movements scarrier than those demons.