If Marina ruled the US

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-13 11:02am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:PS - I call dibs on the Navy! Shep can have his tanks, we all know the world is ruled by sea power.

Not after my mass Silkworm attack from mobile truck launchers at
everything that remotely floats

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-13 11:12am

Darth Fanboy wrote:GUINESS RULES

HEATHEN!!!
It's spelt Guinness.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-13 11:13am

Oh aye and i want to be Marina Minister of Alcohol Consumption. A nation is easier to rule if they're drunk most of the time.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2003-04-13 11:45am

Wimps, all of you.

I claim the possition of Grand Vizar.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-13 11:46am

*Headbutts PageBoyChaos*

Wimp

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-13 12:07pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:As commander of Her Majesty's Navy, I propose the following:

#1A - Build some enormous uberwank warships that have the aircraft capacity of a carrier and the firepower of a battleship.

#1B - Conquer and plunder the entire Middle East to pay for them!

#2 - Designate these ships as Imperial Sea Destroyers.

#3 - Put me in command of the very first one.

#4 - Let me hunt down the Charles de Gaulle and send her and her stinky crew to the bottom!

#5 - Think of a new name for our old destroyers.

#6 - Have a beer.

1A. That's easy. Just get Manji in there, and he'll have one for us in no time.

1B. No problem with that.

2. LucasFilm might sue us then, but we can always take it over.

3. No problem there.

4. No problem there.

5. If there's any problem, then use the random ship name generator (Insert an adjective, followed by a noun).

6. There might be a war on which beer to drink, though.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-13 12:49pm

Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

(Sorry, don't know how to do umlauts)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-13 12:56pm

innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

Can I have a camera in the royal bedroom so I can watch?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-14 01:09am

Not after my mass Silkworm attack from mobile truck launchers at
everything that remotely floats

Your Silkworms will be picked off by the point-defense lasers of my Imperial Sea Destroyers. Your puny trucks will then be annhilated by a flight of F-35's and a few barrages from the mighty 32'' guns.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-14 01:13am

fgalkin wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
fgalkin wrote: No, don't choose him to deal with other countries. Choose a foreigner who's actually lived outside of US and understands the anti-US sentiment, as well as other things about international politics.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Who cares about anti-US sentiment? They get pissy, we send them plutonium care packages to brighten (get it? BRIGHTEN? Ah-hahahahah...I slay me) their day.

And if I don't know anything about international politics, then I've wasted $80,000--shit, I had a full year of Russian politics all by itself.
I've got 18 years of experience of Russian politics, 15 of them coming from me living there.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

As I might have guessed, from your Resident Russian title. Perhaps you'll be a useful administrator in the new provincial government of West Alaska.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-04-14 01:15am

I`ll be the Imperial truth sayer ...I will tell yu when your other ministers are lying and what I actually THINK of your plans.Course I`d be immune to the punishments dolled out

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-14 01:19am

Typhonis 1 wrote:I`ll be the Imperial truth sayer ...I will tell yu when your other ministers are lying and what I actually THINK of your plans.Course I`d be immune to the punishments dolled out

Really? You'd be immune to two 9mm rounds to the back of the head in your sleep from assailants later found floating down the Potomac with their heads, hands, and feet missing?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-14 01:21am

Oh, and if the Brits manage to get the Charles de Gaulle before I do, I'll be happy to pick off all of their Invincible-class canoes... er... carriers instead. Muahahaha.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-14 12:50pm

As defense Minister, I hearby authorize the creation of all these marvelous weapons systems, and at the behest of the Imperatrix, the blessings to go forth and conquer the OPEC nations so as to finance them.

Why hasn't anyone gotten busy on construction of a giant particle beam weapons system on the Moon? Especially one uber-gun sunk in the crust of the Moon and firing through a giant disk like structure on the surface? We can call this weapon system the [waggles fingers in air like quotation markes] "Death Star".

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-14 02:29pm

LordChaos wrote:Wimps, all of you.

I claim the possition of Grand Vizar.

You want to be the giant sunshade?

Oh well.

I'll take the Grand Vizier then.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-04-15 01:46am

Canada, Britain, Australia, and New Zealand should all have the option of being annexed into the Empire peacefully. Except for Quebec. Quebec will be declared an independent nation, and then declared war upon.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-04-15 02:54am

Yes you see my job would be to lesssen the amount of out right BULLSHIT our fearless leader has to put up with

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-15 03:57am

I'm watching this thread, and staffing decisions will be made this evening. Final Byzantine plotting and back-knifing is recommended to occur in that period. Thank you for your attention.

P.S. The volunteer for the position of Gözde has been Noticed.

Atlan · Post by **Atlan** » 2003-04-15 09:56am

Looks around, raises hand.

Can I be minister for Exploration of the Territories beyond the Sky?

The first thing I`ll do is fire every beancounter at NASA, and put a ex-military man in charge, with the orders to get things in shape, and the ability to make heads roll.

Lets see if we can get that SSTO craft if they aren`t scared of their jobs, but of their lives.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-15 10:47am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'm watching this thread, and staffing decisions will be made this evening. Final Byzantine plotting and back-knifing is recommended to occur in that period. Thank you for your attention.

P.S. The volunteer for the position of Gözde has been Noticed.

President Cuddles? nah. Imperator Cuddles? nah. Dominatrix Cuddles? nah. Empress Cuddles? nah. Grand Duchess Cuddles? nah. Her Supreme Majesty Cuddles? nah.

Cuddles! She needs no title, her name will be her title. All bow before Cuddles and give her your allegiance, or she'll take your lives.

For those wanting to be Grand Viziers, remember that you are now the most distrusted person in her Government and the person she's most likely to have Castrated, kneecapped and hung from hooks through the anus at the slightest hint of mutiny/insurrection/unrest/bad hair day.

For those wanting to head the Secret police, remember what happened to Trotsky.

For Debi, Yeeehaaa you go girl!

For Mike, can I borrow the tapes please.

J · Post by J » 2003-04-15 11:14am

innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-04-15 11:20am

What the heck is a godze when it's at home?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-15 11:31am

jmac wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?
Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Waaaahhhhh!!! She left me for a woman!!!!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-15 11:58am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'm watching this thread, and staffing decisions will be made this evening. Final Byzantine plotting and back-knifing is recommended to occur in that period. Thank you for your attention.

P.S. The volunteer for the position of Gözde has been Noticed.

Nukes are you friend

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-15 12:05pm

I'll take a good, trusted position, if Vizier is taken from me.