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Have a Tour of Hell!

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http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/helldemon1.htm

Yes, I got this from SomethingAwful. It's ridiculous though; the main site is selling salvation bracelets...

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I like the designs of demons(devils in the KJV) better in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. :D
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http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/blackhell.htm

This is the best page on the site because he isn't spewing stupidity.
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Is there an environmentalist in the house? Well another thing that you'll have to get used to down here is the lack of CLEAN air. As a matter of fact, they don't have any. You think New York was bad, Ha! Wait till you gulp a lung full of this stuff! You may have defended the earth to keep it pure, but if you die without JESUS you'll have nothing to look forward to but an eternity of the acrid stink of sulpher SMOKE! Oh yeah, there won't be any EPA to call down here...
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

OH NOOOOOOOO
AAAAHHHH
Gnash Gnash Knash

You'd think they'd realize that tormenting people for eternity is a pointless waste of time for a being intent on destroying the Kingdom of God.
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Nothing which I haven't heard before.

But those demons look like the new Beastman miniatures for Warhammer.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Nothing which I haven't heard before.

But those demons look like the new Beastman miniatures for Warhammer.
That they do.

Also, by an odd coincidence, the text on that website matches my sig...
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Exonerate wrote:http://www.iamnotofthisworld.com/helldemon1.htm

Yes, I got this from SomethingAwful. It's ridiculous though; the main site is selling salvation bracelets...
LOL!

"How would you like to spend eternity with this fellow?"

Not very much; I'd get bored with cartoons after awhile :)

But seriously, that brings up a really thick-headed idea: "eternity in hell." Do these people not get that an eternity is ALL TIME?

As in, to be so condemned, you'd be in hell before you were alive, and WHILE you were alive?

Ouch.
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Post by UltraViolence83 »

A Tour of Hell? Sorry, my mind isn't a tangible physical area for people to go sight-seeing in it.








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Post by Sriad »

Fucknut wrote: I pray that you are following GOD because if you are not, then you are following SATAN who is the "Father of Lies".
Which makes "GOD"...the Grandfather of Lies? Doesn't sound all that great to me... 8)

BTW, that Anthony Propes guy needs a good kicking. My room mates cat has bowel movements scarrier than those demons.
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