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The Yosemite Bear wrote:French Terminator: Are you Sarah Conner
Woman: No
F.T.: Good *Blam*

F.T.: Are you Sarah Conner
Sarah Conner: Yes
F.T.: I surrender
Is there a plot to get a "French Insults" section in the FUQ?
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2000AD wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:French Terminator: Are you Sarah Conner
Woman: No
F.T.: Good *Blam*

F.T.: Are you Sarah Conner
Sarah Conner: Yes
F.T.: I surrender
Is there a plot to get a "French Insults" section in the FUQ?
You're not supposed to know about that. So hush!
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Stormbringer wrote:
2000AD wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:French Terminator: Are you Sarah Conner
Woman: No
F.T.: Good *Blam*

F.T.: Are you Sarah Conner
Sarah Conner: Yes
F.T.: I surrender
Is there a plot to get a "French Insults" section in the FUQ?
You're not supposed to know about that. So hush!
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Vympel wrote:Cute girl. Except she should brush her teeth more. :D
She is cute.

Maybe she could try Crest WhiteStrips (tm)? Or was she drinking tea, coke, or some such drink that temporarily stained her teeth?
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Faram wrote:Cute girl :D

But talen do you use nailcolour? (don't know the einglish word for that stuff...)
Nail polish.
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I'll spare you from a lame "Nice. Which one are you?" joke...for now. :twisted:
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Wow Talen ,you never mentioned being Penn Gillette's stunt double..... :P

(j/k)

Seriously though your cousins not to shabby, I'd blow a load down her throat if given the opportunity :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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jesus christ sokar! :shock:
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kojikun wrote:jesus christ sokar! :shock:
What ? Im just fucking around...
Talen , no serious offence was meant by any of my bawdy and severly off-color statements :D
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Post by XaLEv »

Sokar wrote:Wow Talen ,you never mentioned being Penn Gillette's stunt double..... :P

(j/k)

Seriously though your cousins not to shabby, I'd blow a load down her throat if given the opportunity :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hahaha :lol:

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Faram wrote:Cute girl :D
Eh, she's not bad. I had her twice. The first time she was a BOBCAT in the sack. The second wasn't terrible, but not so good as the first. :wink:
But talen do you use nailcolour? (don't know the einglish word for that stuff...)
It's called nail polish (one word? Someone call a girl in here). And yes, it looks like at least his thumbnails are painted black.

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seanrobertson wrote:
Vympel wrote:Cute girl. Except she should brush her teeth more. :D
She is cute.

Maybe she could try Crest WhiteStrips (tm)? Or was she drinking tea, coke, or some such drink that temporarily stained her teeth?
Maybe she's British.

Still, I wouldn't mind going her. Good picture, Talen.

Also, I see something that look like long hair to the other side of you. What is it?
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wow. leave for a few days and get swarmed. in some particular order:

yes, I am utterly cute. I take pride in my cuteness.
she is utterly cute too. tis the reason I asked to dance with her.
coke and coffee was served.
long hair is in the pic cuz I have long hair.
I wear black nail polish most days.
I like silver jewelry. contrasts nicely with the all black, and brings attention to my neck and face.
I have worn a mine custome. I will post it asap.
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oh, and the red eyes are due to the camera. I liked the look.

black death has decided the mime pic is not cool enough for his website. anyone else want to host half a dozen pics of me?
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3rd Impact wrote:
RedImperator wrote:I'd bang your cousin. Not that you needed to know that.
Maybe I should put that in my sig...with both your permissions? (Ie Talen and Imperator)
Feel free, if Talen approves.
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sure, no problem. I expect a lot of males feel that way. shes quite nice 8)
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anyone? anyone?
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