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Ok, if you don't appreciate the fat jokes, please don't look here. If you do, then click on this and laugh your ass off.
http://www.believeyourbeliefs.com/fatchicks.html
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Damn that's some funny shit.
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There're these two huuuuuuge girls that cannot sit in the small lecture hall desks.. they always need to grab the front desks in front of the professors that are bigger.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've seen fatter girls at my school. There's one table with these three morbidly obese girls with acne and short hair that makes it almost impossible to determine whether they're men or women.
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Their are two extiction causing meteors of a woman at my high school. One I only know a little about because I know a chick that knows her. She has to way well over 300 pounds, needs to ride the elevators at school because of her wieght problem. My friend says she has a gland problem, but I've seen here buying chili cheese fries and 3 packages of chocolate minidonuts at the snack bar at school. We call her the moon.
The other one is a black chick that is just under the wieght of moon, and is the ugliest chick I have ever seen, literally, and i've seen that chick that had to get her entire face reconstructed after a drunken driver car reck. Her face probly would be ugly if she wasn't fat, but the fat just expands out from her little face and just enhances the ugly features.
The other one is a black chick that is just under the wieght of moon, and is the ugliest chick I have ever seen, literally, and i've seen that chick that had to get her entire face reconstructed after a drunken driver car reck. Her face probly would be ugly if she wasn't fat, but the fat just expands out from her little face and just enhances the ugly features.
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Christ dude that was harsh. Dyamn. I know what you mean though. Back in high school I had little to no resolve for fat people. Not really fat people per say, but that a lot of fat people to get by when we were younger seemed to enjoy picking on me. Ya I was the skinny kid. But guess what you fat hogs. Now your trying to elude yourselves into thinking your my size. Eat that hot dog pal. Go ahead. Guess what, I just downed my sixth burger and a large shake, and I still hold my figure.
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Yeah, fat people always have gland problems. Damn, gland problems must be genetic here in America and they must be on the rise. We've got enough fat people here to sink an island the size of Iceland.
And we all know about fatties in spandex. Is there anything worse? The fatties must get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say, "Gee, should I wear the muumuu today? It has such a nice floral design on it! I know, I will wear my spandex! Yeah, I look hot. Look at my big old boobies!"
You know, fatties don't seem to realize that big titties don't count on fat girls. When your entire body looks like a chewed up wad of bubble gum, nobody cares about boob size.
And we all know about fatties in spandex. Is there anything worse? The fatties must get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say, "Gee, should I wear the muumuu today? It has such a nice floral design on it! I know, I will wear my spandex! Yeah, I look hot. Look at my big old boobies!"
You know, fatties don't seem to realize that big titties don't count on fat girls. When your entire body looks like a chewed up wad of bubble gum, nobody cares about boob size.
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Those are fat??? They might be overweight, but I've seen worse.Superman wrote:Ok, if you don't appreciate the fat jokes, please don't look here. If you do, then click on this and laugh your ass off.
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Damn, thats pretty harsh. I've seen women so fat that they look like they would break a concrete bench. However, I'll never forget this one story my sophmore english teacher told me when he went on a roadtrip when he was in college:
He and his buddies were in this rental van driving down a two-lane highway when they saw this fat woman walking down the road in a red dress. His buddy, being the smartass he is, tells the guy driving to slow down and he rolls down the window and shouts "HEY KOOLAID!" She turns around, walks up to the van and slaps the SHIT out of him. His face was cherry red from where the woman hit him. Everyone else laughed their asses off at him.
He and his buddies were in this rental van driving down a two-lane highway when they saw this fat woman walking down the road in a red dress. His buddy, being the smartass he is, tells the guy driving to slow down and he rolls down the window and shouts "HEY KOOLAID!" She turns around, walks up to the van and slaps the SHIT out of him. His face was cherry red from where the woman hit him. Everyone else laughed their asses off at him.
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Spanky: Whats so funny is that his face stayed red for hours afterwards.
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