Encounter with a Fundie

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Queeb Salaron
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Most excellent!

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Queeb Salaron wrote: Ah, what fools these fundies be...
--Puck, from Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream
Misquote! MISQUOTE!

*ahem* Sorry there... I just don't like people paraphrasing Puck... little quirk of mine.
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Queeb we owe you a beer.

Blowjob and Fundie ownage at once.

You deserve a definite award for Valor.
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Damn. He got owned. Excellent work, man.
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Back in the early days of my exposure to the Internet and bands such as Marilyn Manson and NIN I would spent countless hours looking up anti-fundie shit just for an encounter like that. I mean I was so obsessed with disproving Christianity to the point I'd get irritated just by seeing a cruxcifix. I don't know what I'd do if I meet one now, I've grown up a bit...Though if they try to continue the argument after I left I would have to give them a thrashing, much of which would be based on Queeb's little encounter. You've done us all a service. :wink:

I always wanted to disprove fundies with philosophy, since losing a battle with ideas vs. ideas is more humiliating than with facts vs. untruths. Seems to sink into people's heads better, too. I must confess I don't think I've ever thought about using the same biblical morality as a weapon of argument against itself, now that is humiliating. :lol:
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Misquote! MISQUOTE!

*ahem* Sorry there... I just don't like people paraphrasing Puck... little quirk of mine.
Hmm... I thought the original quote was "Ah, what fools these mortals be." Maybe I'm wrong...
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Misquote! MISQUOTE!

*ahem* Sorry there... I just don't like people paraphrasing Puck... little quirk of mine.
Hmm... I thought the original quote was "Ah, what fools these mortals be." Maybe I'm wrong...
That's the original. Alternatively, "Lord, what fools these mortals be."
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