Warning: This could be offensive

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-15 06:26pm

I have trouble buying the gland excuse when I see a person ordering half a dozen Twinkies, cheese fries and two large hamburgers...

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-15 06:27pm

She's not that fat.

And I don't find this stuff very funny. People usually don't choose to be fat, and mocking them for it is a childish thing to do.

Regardless of that, this is an acceptable thread. If you don't like it, just ignore.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-15 06:29pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I have trouble buying the gland excuse when I see a person ordering half a dozen Twinkies, cheese fries and two large hamburgers...

Wasn't it you that Zaia used as a punching bag some time ago, because of a comment similar to this one? Do you seriously want to repeat the dose?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-15 06:32pm

I thought it was either Superman or Ted that were subject to Zaia's Wrath (TM). Then again, it could have been Hemlock. I'd expect such from him.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-15 06:38pm

And I'd expect such sniping from you.

No, it was Superman, I believe.

And my point stands. If you're eating massive amounts of fats and sugars at every meal and getting little to no excercise, I have zero sympathy for you.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-15 06:39pm

I will now deliver the OFFICIAL SD.NET:

This thread is stupid. That website is stupid. If you're fat, you're fat. If you aren't you aren't. If you don't like looking at overweight people, thendon't!

Ugh.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-15 06:40pm

Biida.

Yeah, it was Superman. He's quite the bastard, isn't he?

In fact, for his crime of starting both of those threads, I say we should hang an effegy of him and burn it.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-04-15 06:42pm

*snickers*

This is exactly why I missed this place.

I lurb you guys.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-15 06:49pm

HemlockGrey wrote: No, it was Superman, I believe.

Sorry then

I somehow had the idea it was you.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-04-15 06:50pm

People laughing at stuff like this sort of reminds me of the strange phenomna of people laughing at others pain (everyone is guilty of this sometime in their life)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-15 07:43pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Wasn't it you that Zaia used as a punching bag some time ago, because of a comment similar to this one? Do you seriously want to repeat the dose?

*snickers*

Spank wrote:I thought it was either Superman or Ted that were subject to Zaia's Wrath (TM).

*snickers s'more*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-15 07:52pm

Um, please dear, call me Spanky.

"Spank" is rather embarassing, and frankly, I really don't like it.

No hard feelings, though. *hugs*

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-15 07:53pm

Is it just me or is the one chick recycled in 5 of those photos there? she looks the same... looks slightly polonesian or something... not my type for sure... but one of them... http://www.believeyourbeliefs.com/files/fat_chick3.jpg is in my eyes actually half reasonable... I'd probably talk to, even make friends perhaps, with someone that looked like that and wouldn't have a problem with it. Sure she's a touch large, but it's actually not too bad... and she's got a quite nice looking face imo... loose her a few pounds and she'd be quite the lady... as she is even, I see potential... as for the goth... she can go live in an island far from anywhere somewhere in the pacific... or on Mars... doesn't matter... as long as I don't have to talk to her. (even though she looks suspiciously like the polynesian girl... who again, is really the type I try to avoid... just too ugly/bitchy look. but number 3... as I say, is not too bad...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-15 09:47pm

Well, I have a story to share. It's not as good as the "Kool Aid" story, though, but it was sort of funny.

During the night of my senior prom, a bunch of us rented a limo and went to "Olive Garden" (I know, we were at the pinnacle of classiness). So anyway, I couldn't finish my steak and put it in a box. On the way out in the limo, a heavier woman was walking along when she tripped and fell on her ass. I stood up through the roof and threw my steak at her. When she sat up the steak bounced off her head. She flipped us off and kept walking.

We then pulled into a gas station down the road because we got the driver to buy us beer. We went in afterward to buy a few things. When I was in there, I noticed the door open and... in walks the fat lady. I had to duck behind the eisles and run out the door.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-15 09:51pm

Superman wrote:Well, I have a story to share. It's not as good as the "Kool Aid" story, though, but it was sort of funny.

During the night of my senior prom, a bunch of us rented a limo and went to "Olive Garden" (I know, we were at the pinnacle of classiness). So anyway, I couldn't finish my steak and put it in a box. On the way out in the limo, a heavier woman was walking along when she tripped and fell on her ass. I stood up through the roof and threw my steak at her. When she sat up the steak bounced off her head. She flipped us off and kept walking.

We then pulled into a gas station down the road because we got the driver to buy us beer. We went in afterward to buy a few things. When I was in there, I noticed the door open and... in walks the fat lady. I had to duck behind the eisles and run out the door.

Wait, I'm sorry: a woman fell down, and you threw a steak at her? What the FUCK is wrong with you?!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-15 09:52pm

He's a twit, Z. I've said that a thousand times before.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-15 09:54pm

I'll prepare the effegy...

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-15 09:54pm

Way to go Superman; you pissed off the women...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-15 09:55pm

Kelly, there's a difference between being a twit and being a cold and heartless fucking asswipe.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-15 09:55pm

Superman, is your brain defective or something that you keep doing this kind of shit?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-15 09:56pm

jegs2 wrote:Way to go Superman; you pissed off the women...

I'm sorry, but that story shouldn't only offend us women. That's simply disgusting that someone could be that cruel.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-15 09:56pm

No no! I was 18 at the time! This seven years ago. I would never do something like that again.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-15 09:58pm

I thought it was very generous...

Kidding! Kidding! Don't kill me!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-15 09:59pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I thought it was very generous...

Kidding! Kidding! Don't kill me!

Do you really think that's funny?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-04-15 09:59pm

LOL... Ok, sorry.