Christian Soldiers stand ready to Convert Iraq

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-04-11 05:54pm

Really though, I don't think they should be allowed in there until Iraq has it's own laws and government again so it can decide whether it wants that or not. I'm annoyed that our government would consider letting them go after claiming that this wasn't a religious affair.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-11 08:27pm

This isn't going to be a big deal. Tariq Aziz was a Christian (the bleeding Vice President under Saddam), for instance, and there is actually a rather significant Christian minority in Iraq. It's probably one of the safest and most welcoming places in the Mid-East for Christians short of Lebanon (pre-PLO invasion). The Muslims will listen to the Baptists rant, safe in the fact that they're the secure spiritual majority in the country - In the same way you'd ignore someone ranting on a street corner with Chick pamplets.

The countries where this would be a problem are the ones with Wahhabi elements, and Iraq doesn't have any.

They're going to convert a few thousand people over the next decade at best, there will be a small protestant minority in the capital that could vanish into a drop of water, and nobody will care.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-11 08:28pm

Also, ignore CAIR. Ignore CAIR. Ignore CAIR. I cannot emphasize this enough. CAIR is a Wahhabi-funded Islamist terror front organization. They do not speak for the Muslim world, but rather for about a two percent minority of it.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-04-11 09:19pm

At least now we know why the Southern Baptist Convention was the only Christian organization backing the war...

...bastards think they've found a way to boost their membership again.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-04-11 09:38pm

Nice Guy: Here's an article on Jerry Falwell, one of the more influential people in the Southern Baptist Convention.

http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/falwell.html

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-04-11 10:46pm

One problem with them is they're the types to harass the servicemen's families, friends and everything else close to them. Especially if they're denied passports.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-12 12:35pm

The Dark wrote:Nice Guy: Here's an article on Jerry Falwell, one of the more influential people in the Southern Baptist Convention.

http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/falwell.html

He's even weirder than I thought.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-12 07:28pm

If Chick, Falwell, Robertson, and Phelps get KIA during this invasion, then who is there to complain?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-12 07:52pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:If Chick, Falwell, Robertson, and Phelps get KIA during this invasion, then who is there to complain?

If a fundie falls in the desert and nobody hears, does he make a noise?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-04-12 08:15pm

Darth Wong wrote: If a fundie falls in the desert and nobody hears, does he make a noise?

Yes, he says, "I can't die, God is with GAAACK!" *thud*

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-12 08:57pm

Missionaries come knocking on my door, and they get ignored or flamed. In Iraq, I'm betting they're going to be met with semi-automatic RPGs and various other high explosives.

The fewer fundies that come back, the better.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-04-12 10:37pm

I think we should print decks of cards with the pictures of the most wanted. like the U.S. did with Saddam and his close collaborators, but with the faces of the fundies on it.

Wanted, dead or alive. Reward: No sticking reward! Do it for Humanity!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-14 11:53am

Too late for those damn fundies to be used as cannon-fodder....

WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Oh, wait. There's still resistance, right?

"Where ther'es a will, ther'es a way.........

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2003-04-14 07:00pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well I am looking at things on the bright side.

This has all the earmarks of being as sucessful as when Europe sent thousands of CHILDREN into slavery as a means of coverting the middle east to christianity.

so who want's to bet they get held over in a Turkish Prison?

Pat Robinson and Jerry Felwell locked in a Turkish prison...that's a beautiful dream.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-14 07:12pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Too late for those damn fundies to be used as cannon-fodder.... WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Oh, wait. There's still resistance, right? "Where ther'es a will, ther'es a way.........

Maybe they will succeed in starting WWIII.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-15 11:34am

Montcalm wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:Too late for those damn fundies to be used as cannon-fodder.... WAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Oh, wait. There's still resistance, right? "Where ther'es a will, ther'es a way.........
Maybe they will succeed in starting WWIII.

I would NOT be surprised......

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-04-15 08:42pm

Hopefully it's the world vs the fundies.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-15 09:02pm

Spyder wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well I am looking at things on the bright side.

This has all the earmarks of being as sucessful as when Europe sent thousands of CHILDREN into slavery as a means of coverting the middle east to christianity.

so who want's to bet they get held over in a Turkish Prison?
Pat Robinson and Jerry Felwell locked in a Turkish prison...that's a beautiful dream.

What's so different about Turkish Prison? Do the bubbas there prefer oral sex to ass-raping?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-15 09:29pm

Let the Iraqi's keep their flamethrowers...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-15 09:52pm

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!

FUQ! FUQ! FUQ!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-04-15 10:20pm

weemadando wrote:http://flemcomics.com/63.jpg

Let the Iraqi's keep their flamethrowers...

*Right Click*

*save*