Hey everybody!!!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-16 03:04am

Be on the lookout for my cousin Stampede. That's right folks. Smackdown on sight. Heh. Our friend is on here to. His name is like Triclops or some shit. Smack his ass around too. He's on the gaming forum mostly. heh

*POKE*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-16 03:05am

Oh joy. Mini-Warlords.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-16 03:15am

He is my Wright Hand. LoL. Yes. finally, it works. Better than that, we're part Italian. Which means you mess with us bub, you'll be sleepin' wit da fishes. heh.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-16 03:17am

I'm part English, mess with us, we shoot you and nick your country.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-16 03:17am

Either that or we get free breadsticks.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 03:22am

*Puts on medical doctor spectacles and whips out a clipboard+pen*

Now, Mr. Cal Wright, to ensure your cousin's and friend's safe accomodation, you will have to answer a few questions. Answer them as honestly and to the best of you knowledge as you can. Is that fine with you? Good. Let's begin.

First question, Mr. Cal Wright: is you cousin or your friend a Christian fundamentalist to any certain degree or form?

Second, do they hold any unique perspectives toward people of non-Caucasian origins or those of unconventional sexual tendencies?

And third... *takes out Official Stardestroyer.net-approved General Intelligence Scale* ...can you point out, to your best estimate, where your cousin and friend rate on this scale?

Now just one more question, Mr. Cal Wright. Do your cousin and friend exhibit a certain favorance or disfavorance toward anal intercourse? This question was proposed by Mr. Wong and approved by our Stardestroyer.net Board of Directors.

Mmm hmmm... *checks Cal Wright's answers.* Now if you will just sign here please. Thank you very much for your time and attention, Mr. Cal Wright. We'll be processing your cousin and friend's applications for membership to Stardestroyer.net's General Forums and you and they will be informed of the Board's decision in short time. And once again, thank you for your time, Mr. Cal Wright.

[/end Doctor mode]

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-16 03:23am

Cal Wright wrote:He is my Wright Hand. LoL. Yes. finally, it works. Better than that, we're part Italian. Which means you mess with us bub, you'll be sleepin' wit da fishes. heh.

You forget that I am part German. You Sieg Heil and follow my lead, got it?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-16 03:53am

Iggy knows whats up. Germans don't get mad, we just kick your ass with crazy 1940's era superweapons. You won't believe it until 3 hours after it begins, which is approximately 2 hours after you've soiled yourself, and approximately 1 hour after we've finished.

Rarr

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-16 03:54am

Shinova wrote:*Puts on medical doctor spectacles and whips out a clipboard+pen*

Uhm. You grab my cock, I'll slap you shitless.

Now, Mr. Cal Wright, to ensure your cousin's and friend's safe accomodation, you will have to answer a few questions. Answer them as honestly and to the best of you knowledge as you can. Is that fine with you?

More than that burrito *fart* I had ealier.

Good. Let's begin.

Your funeral.

First question, Mr. Cal Wright: is you cousin or your friend a Christian fundamentalist to any certain degree or form?

Hmm, I know my cousin isn't. Hmm, A-Bomb actually attends church. Does that count?

Second, do they hold any unique perspectives toward people of non-Caucasian origins or those of unconventional sexual tendencies?

Well, I think my cousin is queer, and we all grew up with ethnic friends. If you consider any *non* caucasian to be ethnic. Either way. Just cuz we're southern boys, who run moonshine, and fly the rebel flag under the American stripes, don't mean we're some black hatin' folks.

And third... *takes out Official Stardestroyer.net-approved General Intelligence Scale* ...can you point out, to your best estimate, where your cousin and friend rate on this scale?

Uhm, where's the one that uses 'negatives'?

Now just one more question, Mr. Cal Wright. Do your cousin and friend exhibit a certain favorance or disfavorance toward anal intercourse? This question was proposed by Mr. Wong and approved by our Stardestroyer.net Board of Directors.

I try not to, how to put this, keep up with the status of thier 'asses' in any way. Now what the two of them do on thier own time, is thier buisness. Just as long as it ain't in my crib yo.

Mmm hmmm... *checks Cal Wright's answers.* Now if you will just sign here please.

::scribble. scribble.::

X

Thank you very much for your time and attention, Mr. Cal Wright. We'll be processing your cousin and friend's applications for membership to Stardestroyer.net's General Forums and you and they will be informed of the Board's decision in short time. And once again, thank you for your time, Mr. Cal Wright.

[/end Doctor mode]

[/quote]

You worry me.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-16 03:56am

IG-88E wrote:
You forget that I am part German. You Sieg Heil and follow my lead, got it?

But...we're part of the Allied forces. Welcome to War Trials Iggy.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-16 04:05am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Iggy knows whats up. Germans don't get mad, we just kick your ass with crazy 1940's era superweapons. You won't believe it until 3 hours after it begins, which is approximately 2 hours after you've soiled yourself, and approximately 1 hour after we've finished.

Rarr

Then Britain turns up and goes Imperial on you.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-16 04:09am

I can't believe that dickless wonder hasn't posted yet. Come on Elwood. Even ol Tropen has made a post on the boards. Scare or something? Come on now, that total flaming that one dude got was because of the debate. I won't roast you quite openly like that. Unless you cross me. muwhahahahhaaha!!!

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-04-16 05:01am

Uhm. You grab my cock, I'll slap you shitless.

actually, its to my understanding that he likes that kinda stuff from other guys

Quote:
First question, Mr. Cal Wright: is you cousin or your friend a Christian fundamentalist to any certain degree or form?

Hmm, I know my cousin isn't.

i got tired of my hair catching on fire everytime i stepped inside a church

Hmm, A-Bomb actually attends church. Does that count?

he's gotta confess to running over all of those elderly people at the neighborhood yardsale...

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Second, do they hold any unique perspectives toward people of non-Caucasian origins or those of unconventional sexual tendencies?

Well, I think my cousin is queer

i'll have you know that i'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and A-Bomb here is my black man servant. WHAT!!

If you consider any *non* caucasian to be ethnic.

actually Cal, the only *non* caucasian guy that i can think of that we even somewhat keep contact with is Mel...and he's over seein our shine runnin business in California

Either way. Just cuz we're southern boys, who run moonshine, and fly the rebel flag under the American stripes, don't mean we're some black hatin' folks.

YEEEEEEEEEHHAAWWWWWWWW!!!

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And third... *takes out Official Stardestroyer.net-approved General Intelligence Scale* ...can you point out, to your best estimate, where your cousin and friend rate on this scale?

Uhm, where's the one that uses 'negatives'?

fair enough

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Now just one more question, Mr. Cal Wright. Do your cousin and friend exhibit a certain favorance or disfavorance toward anal intercourse? This question was proposed by Mr. Wong and approved by our Stardestroyer.net Board of Directors.

.....what in the hell have i signed on to.....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 05:05am

POKING TIME!!!!

Welcome

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-16 05:51am

Cal Wright wrote:He is my Wright Hand. LoL. Yes. finally, it works. Better than that, we're part Italian. Which means you mess with us bub, you'll be sleepin' wit da fishes. heh.

sleepin wit da fishes ... ci ?

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-04-16 09:10am

Stampede wrote: *SNIP*

Welcome to SD.NET. I'll transmit a request to Coruscant shortly for your welcome memorandum from Grey Six...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-16 11:06am

::POKE!::

Welcome to SD.Net.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-16 11:24am

IG-88E wrote: You forget that I am part German. You Sieg Heil and follow my lead, got it?

So am I, so get those right arms up and in the air!

Oh yeah...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-16 01:01pm

He has arrived!

(Pokes n00b for an hour)

I'm getting tired, so I'll take a nap. when I wake up in 20 minutes, I expect you to be there.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-16 01:03pm

Stampede wrote:.....what in the hell have i signed on to.....

Think Mos Eisley.

And watch out for Verilon...he bites.

And Welcome to this hive of scum and villainy.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-16 01:08pm

YAY!

POKE!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-16 01:10pm

We're degenerate scum who revel in all manner of degenerancy. In other words, badasses.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-16 01:14pm

Cal Wright wrote:
Shinova wrote:Mmm hmmm... *checks Cal Wright's answers.* Now if you will just sign here please.

::scribble. scribble.::

X

LOL

That's my favourite part, the 'scribble scribble' part. *grins*

Hullo there, Stampede, I'm Zaia. Nice to meet you.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-16 01:21pm

Stampede wrote:.....what in the hell have i signed on to.....

NEWBIE DETECTED!

*POKE*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-16 01:50pm

Stampede wrote:*snip*

Whee! Fresh meat!

Welcome to SD.net.