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God Damnit, this is fucking bullshit. *thwap**thwap**thwap*

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Got a pretty odd homework assignment in psychology today. I have to wear a rubber band around my left wrist, and whenever I curse, I have to flick myself with it. Damnit*thwap* I'm gonna lose my fucking*thwap* hand.
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You know, you can always not do it and say you did.

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What the hell kind of excuse is that for controlling people?
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Cool...now read this post out loud

fuck asshole shithead dicksmack jackass motherfucker fucktard fucknut shitface assmunch assgoblin ass bitch fuckhead dumbass dumbfuck

That should do for now.... :lol:
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The Justice Department today gave each citizen a giant rubber band with which to flick their fellow citizens if they said anything naughy. The intitiative begun by Ashcroft to curb the out of control naughtiness of the younger generation...
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This must represent your innermost desire to have kinky sex with a rubber tree.
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ooooookaaaaaaayyy...

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What kind of assignment is that? It sounds more like some sort of punishment the teacher gave you.
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Sounds like some bizarre homework...I mean WTF?

I say take a whuffle bat to the guy's head.
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For one it's a chick, for two it's an assignment for the whole class, and for three it's an example of positive punishment.
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There is no reason why these words are so bad to deserve any sort of punishment, at least for adults.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Got a pretty odd homework assignment in psychology today. I have to wear a rubber band around my left wrist, and whenever I curse, I have to flick myself with it. Damnit*thwap* I'm gonna lose my fucking*thwap* hand.

And you have to do this when no one is looking...why?
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That is certainly not POSITIVE reinforcement, it is NEGATIVE.

She sounds like some sort of flaming Christian that just wants to curb cussing. Next thing you know, you are going to have to flick yourself after masturbation.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Got a pretty odd homework assignment in psychology today. I have to wear a rubber band around my left wrist, and whenever I curse, I have to flick myself with it. Damnit*thwap* I'm gonna lose my fucking*thwap* hand.
So don't do it.
And, by the way, Ein generally uses the "*thwap*" action to describe what he does when he sees an attractive male.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Got a pretty odd homework assignment in psychology today. I have to wear a rubber band around my left wrist, and whenever I curse, I have to flick myself with it. Damnit*thwap* I'm gonna lose my fucking*thwap* hand.
It's an interesting psychological experiment. Three pesos says that tomorrow she's gonna ask how many of y'all actually did it, and how many of y'all did it for a bit and then realized the whole thing was stupid, and how many of you had that revelation proactively and shot the rubber band at your younger siblings.
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Superman wrote:That is certainly not POSITIVE reinforcement, it is NEGATIVE.
You sir, are very wrong.

Reinforcement and Punishment are forms of Operant Conditioning a form of learning were a the occurances of a behavoir are increased or deacreased by a response that follows after the behavoir. Reinforcement is trying to increase a behavor, positive reinforcement for example is giving a dog food when he does a trick, negative reinforcement is taking away an unpleasant situation to increase behavior, like playing high pitched music to a rat that stops when they hit a switch. Punishment is trying to decrease a behavior, positive punishment is doing something to decrease the behavior, like spanking or the thwapping of the rubberband, negative punishment is taking something away to decrease a punishment, like taking away TV from a your teenager when they come in after curfew.
She sounds like some sort of flaming Christian that just wants to curb cussing. Next thing you know, you are going to have to flick yourself after masturbation.
It's clearly something to help teach us about the subject, she herself has given us example of situation when she curses alot, like driving and talking with her friends.
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Never...use...thwap...again....
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hmmm negative reinforcment
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Just tell her it began to turn you into a submissive masochist, like how most psychologists accept it works.

Using pain directly to try and curb habbits is never a good idea. You'll just become dependent on the pain.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Just tell her it began to turn you into a submissive masochist, like how most psychologists accept it works.

Using pain directly to try and curb habbits is never a good idea. You'll just become dependent on the pain.
Exactly. Do stuff like that for enough time and you'll eventually like the pain and actually want it.
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That is interesting because in all the texts I have read, spanking is considered to be a form of NEGATIVE reinforcement. I am looking this up in a few of my texts, but which are you using so that I can take a peek?
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Meh, psychology...

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And here I was wondering what this thread had to do with masturbation...

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