Who would you have write Trek?

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HemlockGrey wrote:Tom Clancy novels tend to be a bit bloated, I think.

I KNOW!

Let's get Terry Goodkind! :P
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Geez, that is all we would need: a whiny captain constantly pawing over a woman and the two have an on-off relationship.
Then there's the fact that the movie would be NC-17 rated and the audience will all want to take a long, hot shower after watching it.

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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Beowulf wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Tom Clancy novels tend to be a bit bloated, I think.

I KNOW!

Let's get Terry Goodkind! :P
*suddenly think better of saying that one of his favorite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire, each of book of which is around 700 pages long...*
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Post by Baron Mordo »

Or Tom Arnold.
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