Ultimate Yoda

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-16 08:59pm

Man, this is SO awesome.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-17 02:40pm

What's that he's holding?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-17 02:44pm

His face is a bit too pudgy.

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-04-17 02:56pm

3rd Impact wrote:What's that he's holding?

His walking stick

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-17 03:20pm

a harry potter broomstick.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-17 03:23pm

Hee-hee, broomstick.

Well then, what's that thing around his neck?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-04-17 03:42pm

For the wise action hero in you, comes the "ultimate" 12" Yoda, which includes a lightsaber, Jedi Council chair, cane, Force lightning effect and Jedi training screen.

And remember folks, this is the Ultimate collection. They're all a bit overexaggerated.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 03:23am

Those don't look much like Yoda's robes...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-18 03:48pm

I guess this is the TPM/AOTC-era Yoda, instead of the original trilogy one...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-04-18 03:55pm

"Aside, you will move! Constipated, I am!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-04-18 07:55pm

3rd Impact wrote:What's that he's holding?

A wooden stake! He's obviously about to kill a vampire, duh.

Yoda-Die you will, Dooku!

Kenobi-Master, thats his crotch.

Yoda-Oh.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 08:50pm

SolidSnake wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:What's that he's holding?
A wooden stake! He's obviously about to kill a vampire, duh.

Yoda-Die you will, Dooku!

Kenobi-Master, thats his crotch.

Yoda-Oh.

Kenobi-Perhaps if I lifted you-

Yoda-Lift me, you will not! Stab his kneecaps out, I will!

Original Smurf · Post by **Original Smurf** » 2003-04-18 09:17pm

yOdA bE pImPiN, cHeCk OuT tHe GoLd ChaIn

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-18 11:15pm

What. The. Hell.

I open a post, and Smurf is the last poster in it. It's like a curse.

On topic, I think Yoda looks like he's trying to pass something through his intestinal tract.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-19 12:42am

How tall is it and where can I buy it?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-19 12:47am

It's part of the 12" figure line, so it's in scale to those.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-19 03:23am

And I'll bet a tidy sum Smurf'll go googly-eyed over my Shagadelic Space Camaro Pimpmobile of Much Disco-Rific Eye-Rippitude! LOL

And I'm also expecting Lowtax (www.somethingawful.co*) to die from looking at it.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-19 03:27am

I think everyone else has already added what could be said about that Yoda figurine so I'll just say that Yoda's probably just been not having too good of a day in the Jedi council chambers.

Or he may just be living up to his age.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-04-20 12:52am

I forgot what it's called in the Star Wars universe, but the thing on his neck is a sort of flute.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-04-20 01:06am

3rd Impact wrote:What's that he's holding?

That's his gimmer stick. Where's his lightsaber? And what's that around his neck?