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Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-04-17 01:16am

Ducks win 3-2 in OT.

The Red Wings have been SWEPT!!!!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-17 01:57am

Luke Starkiller wrote:Ducks win 3-2 in OT.

The Red Wings have been SWEPT!!!!

Oh, sweet moans of agony from Detroit. This is like watching the Yankees lose.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-17 02:04am

Luke Starkiller wrote:Ducks win 3-2 in OT.

The Red Wings have been SWEPT!!!!

FLYING V SOARS OVER THE RED WINGS!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-04-17 02:07am

Funny, whenever I played NHL Breakaway '98, I used the Ducks as the team for my custom players, and they always kicked ass.

That's my only tidbit of hockey knowledge, I'm afraid...

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-04-17 02:27am

Meow!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-17 02:27am

Just got back FROM THE GAME myself.

Saw 2 red wings fans ejected to the pleasure of a cheering Ducks section, multiple chants of sweep sweep, and I personally started 3 different Go Home Red Wings chants.

It was beautiful.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-17 02:30am

One statistic I find fascinating about the series is that the Ducks didn't score on a powerplay even once, the whole time. Has anyone ever swept a best-of-seven series without scoring on the powerplay?
(In hockey. Smartass.)

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-17 02:38am

true, But they won shitloads of faceoffs and always respond quickly after Red Wings big plays

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-17 02:48am

Sure, it wasn't a criticism, just an interested comment. They did a pretty good job on defense, but Detroit did get an average of something like 37 shots per game; they wouldn't have it if Whazzizname the Wundergoalie hadn't been in the net.

OTOH, I only watched game four, so I'm no expert. Maybe all of Detroit's shots really sucked? Meh, I'm going to sleep.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-17 03:33am

ph34r Giguerre!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-17 07:24am

Darth Garden Gnome...where are you!!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-04-17 07:36am

So the series is won 4-0?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-17 01:44pm

Next of Kin wrote:Darth Garden Gnome...where are you!!

No doubt curled up into a ball in some corner of his bedroom, licking his massive injuries.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-17 02:02pm

IG-88E wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Darth Garden Gnome...where are you!!
No doubt curled up into a ball in some corner of his bedroom, licking his massive injuries.

My ego may be damaged, but I'm still alive.

Most unexpected this was, and unfortunate. I have but two words for friend and foe alike:

CUJO BLOWS!!!!!!!!

Goddamit! He sucks. I was reluctant at first but his perfromance is just agonizing (although, frankly I only watched game 1 and 3). We need to get Giguere, he kicks ass! Or better yet, where the fuck is Hasek? HASEK OWNZ! If we had Hasek I can assure you we'd be leaving the Ducks in the dust with 4 shutouts in a row. You remember Hasek right? That guy would come 20ft out of goal to knock a puck around. They wanted to give him a Delay of Game penalty for it once! But you can't fuck with Hasek. Sure, he showed up, kicked ass, took a Cup, and went home to Czechloslavakia (sp?) to live out the rest of his days, but given a year, I'd bet he would be no worse for wear.

Nonetheless, even in defeat there is hope for next year. The quest of for the Cup (and a new goalie...) is never over.

Thou shalt not forget the Wings!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-17 02:14pm

The who? Huh?

Did I hear a voice?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-17 02:16pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Thou shalt not forget the Wings!

Yeah right. You might as well ask me to remember all the ants I've ever stepped on.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-17 04:15pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Thou shalt not forget the Wings!

Looks like Wings are gonna be spending some time with the Sabres on the injured list.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-17 05:22pm

a sweep eh ? thats a damn shame -_-

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-17 05:23pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Thou shalt not forget the Wings!

Of course not. Why would forget them, when we have a whole summer in which to make fun of them?

Quack quack.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-17 05:24pm

*Wanders into thread*

Cah-nadians...
[/John Hannah voice]

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-17 05:25pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Thou shalt not forget the Wings!
Of course not. Why would forget them, when we have a whole summer in which to make fun of them?

Quack quack.

Don't woryy, the wings will get over it. Hey I'm sure they're getting ready to tee off at this moment!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-17 05:54pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:CUJO BLOWS!!!!!!!!

Easy to place game in your goalie and not in your veteran goal Scorers. You Red WIngs fans have placed so much of the Burden on Cujo and you completely ignore that fact that Giguerre rotuinely stymied your boys Hull, Yzerman, and Robitaille. I mention those three specifically because those three guys have over 600 career goals (Hull having over 700) and they only account for 1 the entire series (*according to ESPN.COM)

Your other esteemed veterans didn't come through either, I guess you need to let go of the guys who were supposed to be scoring. Gotta blame somebody though right? Or you could just admit the fact that you were playing a better team, do what you will until October when the preseason starts, and cheer fer yer team again.

*http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=230416025

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-04-18 01:41pm

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-18 01:46pm

ROTFLMAO!!!! That's fucking priceless!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-18 04:16pm

irishmick79 wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!

Holy shit that is hilarious.

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