Well that really fucking sucked

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-17 10:14pm

neoolong wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Im sorry to hear you were injured. I wish you a speedy recovery with miminal impact on your life.
Too late, did I mention this week was my spring break?
That sucks. Hopefully some beautiful women will take pity on you and lavish you with attention.

(Note to self: Send beautiful women to take pity on and lavish attention on the Great Leader)

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-04-17 10:14pm

Rubberanvil wrote:
Damaramu wrote:
You were in Houston? Would've visited you in the hospital had I known you were in town. Uhh....and if you actually knew who the hell I was.
Standard hospital policy wouldn't have let you visit SS unless you're accompanied by a member of SS's family.

Ah, true. But it's the thought that counts, ne?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-17 11:20pm

Beowulf wrote:
neoolong wrote:That sucks. Hopefully some beautiful women will take pity on you and lavish you with attention.
(Note to self: Send beautiful women to take pity on and lavish attention on the Great Leader)

*phone rings*

Hello?

You need me to do what?

Fans and grapes, eh? And with whom am I to be--Oh, right, Kelly Antilles. Have you already called her?

It's ok, I can get in touch with her. Uh huh. And this is for whom, again?

Oh, the poor dear, that's awful. Well, just ask him what costumes he'd like and we'll be there as soon as we can. Do you think he'd mind if we brought other members of SoS:NBA too?

Ok, well, I'll get right on that. Ok. No, no, thank you, Beowulf. I'll be sure to figure in your SD.net discount when I send the bill. Uh huh. Have a lovely day yourself. Bye!

*hangs up phone*

Kellllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee.........!!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-17 11:31pm

Zaia wrote:*snip funny*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-17 11:36pm

Beowulf wrote:
Zaia wrote:*snip funny*

See, now, why don't I ever get nominated to be put into the FUQ? I'm funny, damnit.

FUQ ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

*adjusts halo*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-17 11:55pm

Zaia wrote:
FUQ ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Now THAT is FUQable. Dalton!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-17 11:58pm

Zaia wrote:FUQ ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Sure thing...will that be over IM or in real life

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-17 11:59pm

EDIT: Fuck off.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-17 11:59pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:FUQ ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Now THAT is FUQable. Dalton!

I think it's ALL FUQable, thankyouverymuch. *folds arms and get huffy*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-18 12:01am

IG-88E wrote:Oh, and...

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubim ... d_=2226349

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*takes Iggy away for a "questioning" session by the HAB...*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 12:04am

Beowulf wrote:*takes Iggy away for a "questioning" session by the HAB...*

You DID see the bottom, didn't you?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-18 12:05am

IG-88E wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*takes Iggy away for a "questioning" session by the HAB...*
You DID see the bottom, didn't you?

Yes, I did...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 12:05am

Zaia wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Now THAT is FUQable. Dalton!

I think it's ALL FUQable, thankyouverymuch. *folds arms and get huffy*

Of course it's all FUQ able. If you take out any of the words, it doesn't make sense anymore.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-18 12:08am

Zaia wrote:*Snip the fun*

Note to self: Next spring break, get hurt.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-18 12:08am

*smiles contentedly and purrs like a cat*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-18 12:16am

IG-88E wrote:Oh, and here's a little something, SS

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubim ... d_=2226349

I don't need a functioning Spleen to deploy area bullshit defeat weapon you know.....

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/b1_cbus.jpg

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 12:17am

Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't need a functioning Spleen to deploy area bullshit defeat weapon you know.....

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/b1_cbus.jpg

*sigh* Sometimes there's just no point in even trying.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-18 12:24am

IG-88E wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I don't need a functioning Spleen to deploy area bullshit defeat weapon you know.....

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/bomber/b1_cbus.jpg
*sigh* Sometimes there's just no point in even trying.

Maybe he didn't see the bottom, Iggy.

Or maybe the prospect of such a target rich enviroment overloaded the "thank you" areas of his brain?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-04-18 12:32am

Well, that really sucks.

How'd the robot do?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-04-18 12:38am

<Straps on Knife Dildo used on Mike_6002 and Darkstar>

Name? Number? I'll turn his shitty 15mm asshole into a bloody 40mm asshole!

Hope you get better...

(Hey! Someone cast Cure 3!)

From,
your very own HAB grunt,
SolidSnake

(The OTHER SS!)

Fetus!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-18 12:51am

Howedar wrote:Well, that really sucks.

How'd the robot do?

Pretty good, Eighth in our division of about 80 robots, one of four total. That got us into the finals, but we promptly got eliminated because both our ally choices suffered crippling mechanical failures during matchs. That also happened in our last two qualification matches, but we won five in a row before that.

Eighth in our division of about 75 robots, one of four total with about 280 teams overall. That got us into the divisional finals, but we promptly lost because both our ally choices suffered crippling mechanical failures. That also happened in our last two qualification matches, but we won five in a row before that.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-18 12:53am

Frank Hipper wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
*sigh* Sometimes there's just no point in even trying.
Maybe he didn't see the bottom, Iggy.

Or maybe the prospect of such a target rich enviroment overloaded the "thank you" areas of his brain?

Saw it, but after a weeks absence I wouldn't do so allow so many of the mecha scum to assemble in one spot and live to speak of it.

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2003-04-18 12:58am

I hope the best for you, SS, and the worst for your 'friend'. Goog luck and get better.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-18 12:59am

Sea Skimmer wrote:Saw it, but after a weeks absence I wouldn't do so allow so many of the mecha scum to assemble in one spot and live to speak of it.

Fuck it. This is so fucking typical of my fucking life. The instant I go out of my way to fucking cheer someone up, I get my fucking hands slapped for it. Well, fuck it. I hope you fall on something long and sharp in the near future, SS.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-04-18 01:03am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Howedar wrote:Well, that really sucks.

How'd the robot do?
Pretty good, Eighth in our division of about 80 robots, one of four total. That got us into the finals, but we promptly got eliminated because both our ally choices suffered crippling mechanical failures during matchs. That also happened in our last two qualification matches, but we won five in a row before that.

Eighth in our division of about 75 robots, one of four total with about 280 teams overall. That got us into the divisional finals, but we promptly lost because both our ally choices suffered crippling mechanical failures. That also happened in our last two qualification matches, but we won five in a row before that.

Well fuck, we were 37th of 37 in the qualification matches *edit* at regionals */edit*, and made it onto the eigth team on a fluke. Be happy.

On the other hand, I'm still in one piece.