PORN!! Where do you draw the line?

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where do you draw the line

Porn? BURN IN HELL SINNER!
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1%
victoria's secret
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playboy/girl is all i need
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drop those drawers!
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fuck it fuck it hardcore you skank!
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bonzai bukkake! tasty!
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did somebody say shit porn?
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no officer, i had no idea how those files got on my computer....
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PORN!! Where do you draw the line?

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how far is to far?
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I begin to wonder if this should be moved to SLAM...
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Two words and a number: 18 Bukkake Boy.

Anything beyond that and I grab a shotgun instead of my dick.
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I draw the line at what I can get from the local adult video store. What's commonly available at adult stores is as hardcore as I'll ever want to see. To be honest, once it gets past a 3-some I start losing interest.
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Me I like smutty lit.

I mean we have to use our dirty minds for something....
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Im trying to figure that out. victoria's secret, no worries. naked pics. . . occasionally. sex scenes, the way the net is these days, I tend to get overwhelmed.
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Bukkake = ick. :evil:
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verilon wrote:I begin to wonder if this should be moved to SLAM...
move it if u want. oh and there are some freaks in this forum :P the results seem awfully slanted to the extreme. cool. gimme your sources you pervs! i wanna see! lol
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A wee bit of harcore is ok. things like spunking on a girls face etc is a wee bit OTT for me. How can a woman or man enjoy being spat on, slapped or shat on? That does nothing for me. I'm happy with porn the performers are enjoying making.
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Darth Pounder wrote: How can a woman or man enjoy being spat on, slapped or shat on?
It's quite simple really. You see, 100% of these men and women are human.

If you can imagine it, somebody, somewhere, gets off on it.
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Nah shitting on a person is where i draw the line. I've heard that a Hardcore company Wicked Video are expanding into Incest. They are gonna get two sisters to do 3-somes.
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Strangely I can't "get off" on visual medium, (Partailly due to the MAOIs) so my perfered fantasization is in liturature. (then again, it helps having read DH, Anne, and many others)
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literature can be fun too.
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I draw the line at anything with underagers and the unwilling and I have no intrest in gay porn otherwise anything goes :twisted:
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The furthest I'll be going is probably Playboy or softcore porn. Though I'd probably still want the real thing after it.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The furthest I'll be going is probably Playboy or softcore porn. Though I'd probably still want the real thing after it.
mm, Ill prolly stick with that as well. tho what defines hardcore as opposed to soft?
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I chose "bukkake". Let me explain:

I don't like the bondage shit that they have in a lot of bukkake, but I don't mind cumshots, and even monster bukkake orgy cumshots don't make me shudder and turn away, which is more than I can say for scheisseporn or S&M.

Kinds of porn I don't like:

-Object insertion (meaning objects like bottles, vegetables, etc.). Not really disgusting, usually, but it's entirely uninteresting.
-Bondage/S&M: I don't mind when one partner looks like they might not be too sure of what's happening, but when real pain or leather enters into the equation, it's time to fucking stop.
-BBW - I don't mind chubby, but when they're described as "BBW", it's all too often at least 100 pounds too many.
-Enormous breasts. I don't get it.
-Gay male: doesn't float my boat.
-Bestiality. Duh.
-"Mature". Absa-fucking-lutely not.
-Domination. My rocks don't get off for this, regardless of which gender is doing the domineering.
-Tentacles. I like animated/drawn porn a lot, but the whole alien tentacle thing makes the baby Jesus cry.
EDIT: Forgot to add kiddy porn. I didn't think of it because you don't see it around that often, what with it being really fucked up and all.
EDIT: Christ, I also forgot to add she-males. God DAMN, that is fucked up.
Also, lactation, urination, defecation, and asshole-licking.

Other than that, I like porn.
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Robert Treder wrote:I chose "bukkake". Let me explain:

I don't like the bondage shit that they have in a lot of bukkake, but I don't mind cumshots, and even monster bukkake orgy cumshots don't make me shudder and turn away, which is more than I can say for scheisseporn or S&M.

Kinds of porn I don't like:

-Object insertion (meaning objects like bottles, vegetables, etc.). Not really disgusting, usually, but it's entirely uninteresting.
-Bondage/S&M: I don't mind when one partner looks like they might not be too sure of what's happening, but when real pain or leather enters into the equation, it's time to fucking stop.
-BBW - I don't mind chubby, but when they're described as "BBW", it's all too often at least 100 pounds too many.
-Enormous breasts. I don't get it.
-Gay male: doesn't float my boat.
-Bestiality. Duh.
-"Mature". Absa-fucking-lutely not.
-Domination. My rocks don't get off for this, regardless of which gender is doing the domineering.
-Tentacles. I like animated/drawn porn a lot, but the whole alien tentacle thing makes the baby Jesus cry.
EDIT: Forgot to add kiddy porn. I didn't think of it because you don't see it around that often, what with it being really fucked up and all.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The furthest I'll be going is probably Playboy or softcore porn. Though I'd probably still want the real thing after it.
mm, Ill prolly stick with that as well. tho what defines hardcore as opposed to soft?
Hardcore shows explicit sex, while softcore is merely to arouse you.
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If it's non-consentual, or involves poop or pee, ICK!
I'm quite perverted, so I won't be going into detail in what gets me off, but I have my standards.
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Moving this to SLAM.
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Frank Hipper wrote:If it's non-consensual, or involves poop or pee, ICK!
I'm quite perverted, so I won't be going into detail in what gets me off, but I have my standards.
Pretty much same here.

Except if it's underage, well, I have a Shotgun Policy going that if they obviously look like preteens, I grab a shotgun, not my dick. :) I generally like older men anyway, so I don't worry too much. :D
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verilon wrote:Moving this to SLAM.
Whoa... that's why the thread started shaking and moving around like crazy!!! LMFAO!!

Make sure when you move a thread, shake the rats out first... :D
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
verilon wrote:Moving this to SLAM.
Whoa... that's why the thread started shaking and moving around like crazy!!! LMFAO!!

Make sure when you move a thread, shake the rats out first... :D
ANd I'm supposed to know you're posting in it how...? ;)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:If it's non-consensual, or involves poop or pee, ICK!
I'm quite perverted, so I won't be going into detail in what gets me off, but I have my standards.
Pretty much same here.

Except if it's underage, well, I have a Shotgun Policy going that if they obviously look like preteens, I grab a shotgun, not my dick. :) I generally like older men anyway, so I don't worry too much. :D
Pre-teen counts as non-consentual, in my book.
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