Time Cube? WTF?

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-04-17 06:00pm

I stumbled over this today:

http://www.timecube.com/

Some highlights:

Ignoring Time Cube is evil.
Time Cube is highest order
of life, a "Cubic Creation"

4 corner quadrants compose Earth sphere,
as 4corner room with 4corner dimensions,
with 4corner perspectives and the 4seasons.
Earth's 4corners rotate 4corners of TIME,
creating 4simultaneous day Earth rotation,
as if 4 different Worlds with their own day,
for 4separate races with 4corner life stages,
with outer limits of 4x4 great-grandparents.

There is 'absolute proof' that
You are personified pyramid.

Creation is a Cubic Princple,
& you are too dumb to know.
To ignore it, indicts you evil.
God lets little children starve,
   so no adults are worth saving.

School is Church is School.

Ignoring Time Cube is Evil.

Earth rotates within a Time Cube.
Demand educators debate Time Cube.
You are not allowed to know truth - that
in one rotation of Earth,   there are:

* 24 hours in midnight to midnight.
* 24 hours in sunup to sunup...........
* 24 hours in midday to midday.....
* 24 hours in sundown to sundown.
* 4 days in only 1 Earth rotation...
    * 4 simultaneous years of the seasons.
* No infinite days within 96 hours.
   * 4 different directions in clockwise.
   * 3 days lost to academic stupidity.

There are 4 simultaneous days
(dumb fools claim infinite days)
created within a single rotation
of Earth. Teaching that Earth has
only 1 day in 1 rotation, is adult
poison forced on their children,
    as in the Jonestown mass murder.
   Cubeless academia = armageddon
and a barren Earth for children.

"I am a'Cubic Thinker' and
far wiser than any god, any scientist
and any educator who preaches the
evil singularity of a single 1st corner. "

                                                        -Gene Ray

If you make it to the bottom of the page, there's some images that, apparently, are "proof"...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-17 06:37pm

Hmm... My sun-up is someone else's midnight is someone else's mid-day is someone else's sunset. Okay...

But my sun-up is also someone else's late afternoon, is also someone else's early afternoon, is also someone else's twilight, is also someone else's dawn. That's 8 sides so far. And then there's all the spaces in between the 8 that I've listed. And the spaces between those. And the spaces between those... ad infinitum.

So if you want to think about time that way, then ok. It's an "round" 3-D box with an infinite number of sides. Not just 4. But you can't pass time off in relation to the world, because time is NOT in relation to the world. If the earth stopped moving, time would still go on. Besides that, time is what we define it to be. A "day" is defined as a 360 degree rotation of the Earth. It is a standard by which the world (as a human society) organizes and maintains itself. As logical human beings, we realize that the concept of a 24-hour day is not standard throughout the universe, nor is there a standard hour, standard minute, standard second, or ANY standard unit of time. They are our own standards, and because they are the only standards we have, we use them in all applications of time and its measurement.

Nor do we claim that ANY human measurement is absolute. After all, the idea of the centimeter and the idea of the inch are both completely abstract and arbitrary. But they are better than any other unit with which we could come up.

This guy is a freak. He scares me.

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2003-04-17 06:40pm

Your midday is someone else's midnight, someone else's sundown and even someone else's sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 - 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature's 4-Day Time Cube Creation.

You are born stupid and unable to know Standard Time Zones.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-04-17 06:54pm

What the fuck did I just read?

Ravencrow · Post by **Ravencrow** » 2003-04-17 07:51pm

If somebody who talks like that calls me stupid, I'm rather glad.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-17 08:23pm

The Timecube! This was an Awful Link of the Day on SomethingAwful a little while ago.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-17 09:28pm

Indeed. You never saw it before? Its just a bunch of BS.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-04-17 10:18pm

I saw a video of this guy going on for like.. an HOUR at some MIT science convention. It was hillarious.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-17 10:45pm

I don't get it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-17 10:45pm

kojikun wrote:I saw a video of this guy going on for like.. an HOUR at some MIT science convention. It was hillarious.

LOL. Did he get rotten fruit thrown at him when it was all over?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-04-17 11:17pm

i dont know, i didnt watch the entire thing, didnt want my brain to melt. he spent like 30 minutes in the PRELIMINARY part of his arguement!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-17 11:29pm

Ouch.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-17 11:36pm

uhhh. . .what?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-17 11:39pm

Echo Snowbird to Command! I have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on my main Long Range Sensors! Code Ragnarok! Repeat: Code Ragnarok!!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-18 12:14am

Who uses a timecube, I prefer the Police Box...

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-04-18 04:42am

The only Time Cube I ever read about was the time travel device employed by Dr. Doom. The evil monarch of Latveria refers to the device in my favourite of his lines in any Marvel comic he appeared in:

"Your operation of the Time Cube was acceptable, Hauptmann. You may live."

Dialogue worthy of Darth Vader...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-18 08:25am

I'm a pyramid personified? Cool.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-18 10:13am

This shitkicker also said this

University of Michigan is a racist and
anti-white institution - offering 20 points
for registration, if you are not white. It is
already evil in that they suppress student
free speech for discussing and debating
Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle.
Integration equates unnatural racial slop.
Does black mentality need the 20 points to
equate the mentality of the white race, or
is it an evil ploy to subdue the white race?
What anti-white force is behind this evil?
I will not receive one educator reaction, as
their power is in ignoring ineffable Truth.
How can such an evil school exist in USA.

An aryan timecubist.

This asshole has somehow equated the universe as a 4D object as a 3D object operating within the dimension of time, which is not necessarily correct. And he has somehow decided that time is the only other dimension.

He also believes there is a conspiracy to uphold the "Greenwich Myth" ie that the educators of the world sign an oath to uphold that the earth goes through 1 day in a rotation.

That's his idiot 'proof' that the world has yada yada yada 16 'tmes' yada yada, I hate him.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-18 10:38am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Echo Snowbird to Command! I have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on my main Long Range Sensors! Code Ragnarok! Repeat: Code Ragnarok!!

Command to Echo Snowbird, repeat your message, we are suffering heavy jamming, I repeat, heavy jamming, over.

BTW, has anyone bother to tell this idiot that the day isn't precisely 24 hours?????

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-18 11:18am

BTW, has anyone bother to tell this idiot that the day isn't precisely 24 hours?????

If they did, I doubt he'd listen...

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-18 12:01pm

the internet is wierd

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-18 12:04pm

the internet is wierd

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-04-18 12:12pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Echo Snowbird to Command! I have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on my main Long Range Sensors! Code Ragnarok! Repeat: Code Ragnarok!!

"Sandman, Sandman, this is Knife, Immediate Suppression, Over!"

"Target, Alpha Bravo 1138, one round in adjust, 10 rounds in effect, Over!"

"Request SHAKE AND BAKE, Over."

"Knife, this is Sandman, SHOT OVER." "SPLAST OVER!"

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-18 12:24pm

I've seen that fucked up place.

KOOKS IN THE WILD

http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/kookparade.html

TimeCube comes in at the very top.

The universe is a spinning cube of time. Or something. Apparently everyone in the world is wrong, apart from this guy. If you can even get a vague hint of what he's talking about, you deserve a medal.

Sample quote:
Human metamorphosis has 4-corner lifetime stages known as baby,child, parent and grandparent. Bible-god equates 1-corner and bare Earth for children. 4-corner Truth is ineffable and no self or god can speak Truth. Only baby is born.Adult is not born. Without metamorphosis - no adults.

Kook rating : 75/10 - as mad as a bottle of chips. Not so much "out of his tree", as "driving away from the orchard at high speed".

Jack Chick comes second.

Bonus points to the "Conan Thunder Warrior Group" and "I am Jesus Christ" webpages.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-18 03:52pm

Good, I'm not the only one that thought that "timecube" thing was crap!